Week 309: Fury v. Good King Moggle Mog XII[edit source]

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Good King Moggle Mog XII
6½ to 11
Today, two very fluffy and harmless enemies face off. Look how huggable they are! C'mere, little gu - Oh gods, my face! VICTOR
Good King Moggle Mog XII
6½ to 11

Votes for Fury[edit source]

  1. For that Awesome scene where it kills Humbaba. Josejoejoey (talk) 01:31, July 29, 2014 (UTC)
  2. I flipped a coin. They're both too cute to decide  Primarch Dysley FFXIII - Sprite-Dysley.png 02:33, July 29, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Pzykosiz (talk) 09:39, July 29, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Good Kind Moggle Mog has a great theme song, but first, I've never played ARR, and second... See vote #1. --Ich will Kühe. Flüstergras 18:56, July 29, 2014 (UTC)
  5. I love how it drinks huge amounts of wine during the battle. CylindrusAltum 21:00, July 29, 2014 (UTC)
  6. JC Holy Knight (talk) 03:17, August 3, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. Bunny!!!!!!! <3 # 03:07, July 30, 2014 (UTC)

Votes for the Good King[edit source]

  1. I fought Good King Moggle Mog once.
    I am now perpetually in a state of confusion of what the hell happened. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 00:37, July 29, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Notable for having one of the best theme songs in Final Fantasy. C A T U S E 01:32, July 29, 2014 (UTC)
  3. For the Moogles, kupo! :) TMG- Why? (talk) 07:24, July 29, 2014 (UTC)
  4. fury umad bro--FFVI Kefka Palazzo Sprite iOS.png Technobliterator TC 16:27, July 29, 2014 (UTC)
  5. I will almost always vote for the kupo. A task made easier with what may be the best theme song in any Final Fantasy game. King of Noobs 19:25, July 29, 2014 (UTC)
  6. Kupo! Monterossa (talk) 12:32, July 30, 2014 (UTC)
  7. I vote Moogles, kupo! Terra Malheur TAY PSP Rydia Field.png
  8. Because Moogles.--Kierandell1409 (talk) 10:55, July 31, 2014 (UTC)
  9. Moogles are cute!Free bird (talk) 02:50, August 2, 2014 (UTC)
  10. GoldenChocobo 13:40, August 2, 2014 (UTC)
  11. I'm currently playing XIV. Can't wait to fight him! Miyuron (talk) 03:28, August 4, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

And due to my restraining order, this is the closest that I can get to a Moogle :( TMG- Why? (talk) 10:01, July 30, 2014 (UTC)

Depending on what caused that, you probably wouldn't want to go near Moggle Mog. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 13:42, August 2, 2014 (UTC)
Agreed. But Moogles are just so cute! :) It wasn't my fault that one of them ended up in my rucksack, honest! *sheepish expression* TMG- Why? (talk) 15:54, August 2, 2014 (UTC)

Week 308: Last Man Standing Round 65: Ringabel vs. Sabin[edit source]

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17½ to 15½
17½ to 15½
Ringabel's third fight in Last Man Standing pits him against the fan favorite Monk, Sabin. Will the job master win an Invigorating victory, or will the Monk by trade Rise like a Phoenix and become the new champion? Who will be the Last Man Standing?

Votes for Ringabel[edit source]

  1. TMG- Why? (talk) 03:25, July 21, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Vote loud. Vote proud. --BlueHighwind 03:27, July 21, 2014 (UTC)
  3. --Ich will Kühe. Flüstergras 10:01, July 21, 2014 (UTC)
  4. --ClixPsi (talk) 10:42, July 21, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Remains smug in the face of a train suplex. King of Noobs 12:35, July 21, 2014 (UTC)
  6. Bravely Default. The game that finally made me vote against VI Fëasindë Peth 17:55, July 21, 2014 (UTC)
  7. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 04:08, July 22, 2014 (UTC)
  8. Mierna 10:23, July 22, 2014 (UTC)
  9. 10:44, July 22, 2014 (UTC)
  10. Ringabel all the way! --Sencilia (talk) 13:50, July 22, 2014 (UTC)
  11. Cookies! Μάραυδερ ΟΘʹ 40px I can make the Black Sun look like a Swoop Gang. 18:07, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
  12. He fights wearing nothing but a scarf, sandals and underpants. Miyuron (talk) 18:35, July 25, 2014 (UTC)
  13. Whoever Ringabel is, please defeat Sabin!! Monterossa (talk) 20:21, July 25, 2014 (UTC)
  14. Jimcloud 18:14, July 26, 2014 (UTC)
  15. Because he's cool, and because I forgot to vote for him in the Reddas match. The Man In The Black Cape (talk) 20:05, July 28, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. Much like Edgar, he wins me over with his gentlemanly charm. 12:43, July 21, 2014 (UTC)

Votes for Sabin[edit source]

  1. He'd break Ringu in half like the twig he is. Also he's cooler.--AnonyMan (talk) 03:42, July 21, 2014 (UTC)
  2. suplexing a train is more impressive then thinking he can suplex every woman he comes across C A T U S E 03:45, July 21, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Best character from VI.--Kierandell1409 (talk) 03:56, July 21, 2014 (UTC)
  4. His name is Ringabel and he has memory loss. No I won't vote for him. CylindrusAltum 04:13, July 21, 2014 (UTC)
  5. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 06:10, July 21, 2014 (UTC)
  6. I vote Sabin in this Fight. Terra Malheur TAY PSP Rydia Field.png 17:22, July 21, 2014 (UTC)
  7. Monk.FFVI Kefka Palazzo Sprite iOS.png Technobliterator TC 12:32, July 21, 2014 (UTC)
  8. SetzerLeonhart (talk) 18:23, July 21, 2014 (UTC)
  9. - BlitzballArt.pngTidus357 02:08, July 22, 2014 (UTC)
  10. Free bird (talk) 22:22, July 22, 2014 (UTC)
  11. Pzykosiz (talk) 04:10, July 23, 2014 (UTC)
  12. Mr. T (talk) 07:08, July 23, 2014 (UTC)
  13. Zhor7 (talk) 22:46, July 23, 2014 (UTC)
  14. Easy choice. GoldenChocobo 14:10, July 26, 2014 (UTC)
  15. Voting for the Monk, of course. JC Holy Knight (talk) 02:03, July 27, 2014 (UTC)
  16. ScatheMote 23:55, July 28, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. 06:27, July 23, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Voting for Sabin. # 03:00, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
  3. 21:47, July 28, 2014 (UTC)

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

What the hell is with Sabin's face? Pzykosiz (talk) 04:11, July 23, 2014 (UTC)

Amano used that face for all the chibi Sabin artworks. Doubt anyone but him knows why. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 08:33, July 23, 2014 (UTC)

Well, this turned out to be a pretty tight fight. I like. King of Noobs 23:42, July 27, 2014 (UTC)

Week 307: Sabin v. Jecht[edit source]

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12½ to 12
Today, two hot, sweat, burly, buff, shirtless men wrestle in the sand pits of the Dragon Neck's Colosseum. One is known for being the quote-on-quote "best there ever was," but the other can suplex a train, although his ability to stay alive in in battle may leave something to be desired. Who will win the brawl of the century? VICTOR
12½ to 12

Votes for Sabin[edit source]

  1. alas, poor Sabin C A T U S E 22:13, July 13, 2014 (UTC)
  2. This is tough. But Sabin is a Monk. Thus, he wins.--FFVI Kefka Palazzo Sprite iOS.png Technobliterator TC 22:36, July 13, 2014 (UTC)
  3. SetzerLeonhart (talk) 13:08, July 14, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Tough one, but I don't remember Jecht suplexing a train... Zhor7 (talk) 18:48, July 14, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Jecht was alright but he came across as rather arrogant. Sabin may not have been the smartest character around (jumping off a waterfall). But he was a beast without bragging about it. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 22:25, July 14, 2014 (UTC)
  6. Sabin's not an asshole dad. Detective Sabin Sabin Rene Figaro menu.png 03:45, July 15, 2014 (UTC)
  7. Because there are people actually questioning the greatness of suplexing a train. Who gives a shit if the train can be killed with a phoenix down? Nobody, because you just fucking grabbed it and jumped into low earth orbit. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 10:56, July 16, 2014 (UTC)
  8. This battle has been deadlocked (or close to) for several days now. And I'm not helping by tying it up.--Kierandell1409 (talk) 23:58, July 16, 2014 (UTC)
  9. Back when being likeable and friendly was still considered cool Fëasindë Peth 02:06, July 17, 2014 (UTC)
  10. Hard choice. Jecht is cool, but Sabin is more characterized than him. GoldenChocobo 13:59, July 19, 2014 (UTC)
  11. Was going to vote for Jecht, but the vote number 9 above me just brought my vote to this side. JC Holy Knight (talk) 01:31, July 20, 2014 (UTC)
  12. ScatheMote 23:01, July 20, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. Sorry, I ruined the alignment. Someone fix it please. First time voter, haha. - 08:19, July 18, 2014 (UTC)

Votes for Jecht[edit source]

  1. I really hate voting against the Train Suplex, but this is the Bronzed God here. King of Noobs 22:50, July 13, 2014 (UTC)
  2. I think he can't suplex Sin. Monterossa (talk) 06:18, July 14, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Pzykosiz (talk) 10:48, July 14, 2014 (UTC)
  4. As badass as you may be, Sabin, you're not a complete jerk. Thus Jecht remains the best.Datau (talk) 11:27, July 14, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Best character in FFX. Surprisingly well developed, created the original Jecht Shot and voiced by Captain Blue in English.AnonyMan (talk) 11:33, July 14, 2014 (UTC)
  6. Sausage! Μάραυδερ ΟΘʹ 40px I can make the Black Sun look like a Swoop Gang. 22:48, July 14, 2014 (UTC)
  7. Seriously, what's so special about suplexing a train when anyone can kick its ass by simply throwing a phoenix down? --Ich will Kühe. Flüstergras 19:07, July 15, 2014 (UTC)
  8. I like playing Jecht in Dissidia, and I've yet to play VI. (boos echo throughout the room) Shaddap! I know already! MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 22:31, July 16, 2014 (UTC)
  9. To sum up all the comments above me, coz he's Jecht.Squallisnotemo (talk) 12:20, July 17, 2014 (UTC)
  10. Jecht picks up a giant meteor and throws it at you. And in Dissdia, he kicks it at you. Better than suplexing a train? Maybe. Maybe not. - BlitzballArt.pngTidus357 08:59, July 20, 2014 (UTC)
  11. I like that he drinks. CylindrusAltum 20:58, July 20, 2014 (UTC)
  12. Was difficult. But, yeah Sabin suplexes a train, but, Jecht spikes a meteor on your head. I gotta give the advantage to him. Drake Clawfang (talk) 22:08, July 20, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

Oh boy, I got another battle in here...

...CRAP! I'm not sure which one to vote for.--Kierandell1409 (talk) 01:42, July 14, 2014 (UTC)

Do you have a coin? You could flip it.
Or give it to me. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 02:12, July 14, 2014 (UTC)
I think I might just wait a couple of days and give a sympathy vote to whoever's losing.--Kierandell1409 (talk) 12:43, July 14, 2014 (UTC)

Also- would Sabin be able to surplex Braska's Final Aeon? Just curious. TMG- Why? (talk) 21:23, July 14, 2014 (UTC)

'Course he would!--FFVI Kefka Palazzo Sprite iOS.png Technobliterator TC 21:26, July 14, 2014 (UTC)
Just watch, if Final Fantasy VI is ever released in 3D, Sabin won't be able to Suplex the train because of some strange "re-balancing." King of Noobs 23:40, July 14, 2014 (UTC)
It'd be retconned out. Sabin's like a comic book superhero, very inconsistent ability. He suplexs a train but stuggles to support a house roof. Sabin is FF's Superman.AnonyMan (talk) 03:11, July 18, 2014 (UTC)

Week 306: Last Man Standing Round 64: Ringabel v. Lightning[edit source]

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16 to 15
16 to 15
And in our third fight where both contenders' names begin with an R, Ringabel will this time defend his title against Raitoningu-okay, no.

That being said, these two have a little more in common than you may notice at first glance. Both of them have taken on aliases, though one of them not by choice, and both of them are very dedicated to protecting the person who matters most to them. It's just that one person shares a fraternal relationship with them, and the other one... less so.

Anyways! Will the Job Master hold the Ramparts against his first challenger? Or will the Savior claim another soul? Who will be the Last Man Standing?

Votes for Ringabel[edit source]

  1. I am voting for Mr McAwesome over here- does that ring any bells for you guys? ;) TMG- Why? (talk) 16:19, July 8, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Ringabelvis, ma'am Fëasindë Peth 16:43, July 8, 2014 (UTC)
  3. WHY DID LIGHTNING WIN VS TGCIDF )W(ur-09wu3- wohcrapibroughtupthehtmleditor-- oh, nice shades, Ringabel. C A T U S E 18:54, July 8, 2014 (UTC)
  4. I don't really now him, but... he's cool. --Ich will Kühe. Flüstergras 19:40, July 8, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Wait, MAXIMUM OVERTROLL worked?
    Meh, I was gonna vote Ringabell anyway. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 22:46, July 8, 2014 (UTC)
  6. You vote for Lightning and you vote for my boot up your ass. And your tongue cleaning my boots afterwards. --BlueHighwind 02:43, July 9, 2014 (UTC)
  7. This is one of the most hilarious-sounding matchups so far. Love it. Love this guy too. Mierna 13:42, July 9, 2014 (UTC)
  8. Fem-Cloud does not get my vote. Tia-LewiseRydia - Young battle.png 14:28, July 9, 2014 (UTC)
  9. Ringabel should've been the one to get his own trilogy of games where he dresses up in bikinis and catgirl outfits. --Leon95 15:55, July 9, 2014 (UTC)
  10. - BlitzballArt.pngTidus357 04:46, July 10, 2014 (UTC)
  11. Because it said "Vote for Ringabel" in his journal. Detective Sabin Sabin Rene Figaro menu.png 00:10, July 12, 2014 (UTC)
  12. AGGRESSIVE ACCORDION BOSS MEDLEY Hexed 02:06, July 13, 2014 (UTC)
  13. As if there were any doubt. Jimcloud 02:11, July 13, 2014 (UTC)
  14. Hooooly crap that hair. That outfit. I must play this game. User:R8.50Mango/Sig2 18:48, July 13, 2014 (UTC)
  15. ScatheMote 22:02, July 13, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. This match isn't fair with a getup like that. 00:42, July 9, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Might as well put my vote here. # 02:01, July 9, 2014 (UTC)

Votes for Lightning[edit source]

  1. Best character in all of FF. Fight me over this. --ShirubaKurono Dissicon ff13 Lig3.png 16:25, July 8, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Drake Clawfang (talk) 17:12, July 8, 2014 (UTC)
  3. My opinion on her jumps around a lot but eh she's alrightFFVI Kefka Palazzo Sprite iOS.png Technobliterator TC 17:16, July 8, 2014 (UTC)
  4. I can see her punching Mr. Smug right in the face when they first meet. King of Noobs 23:36, July 8, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Seriously, how does Ringabel keep winning?--Kierandell1409 (talk) 00:38, July 9, 2014 (UTC)
  6. "Lightning wore sexy clothes. It was awesome." --FireKnight251 02:41, July 9, 2014 (UTC)
  7. Voting poorly based on the vote above which actually is a paraphrase of what the character on the left said. ;P —Kaimi (999,999 CP/5 TP) ∙ 21:12, July 9, 2014 (UTC)
  8. Before you internet attack me blue I'll explain my vote on this side. I have never played Bravely Default and when voting between characters I know and ones I don't know or know little about I vote for the other guy if I hate them or vote for them if they are ok or better. Lightning isn't my favorite character but she's OK so better than knowing nothing about. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 23:48, July 9, 2014 (UTC)
  9. Pzykosiz (talk) 05:10, July 10, 2014 (UTC)
  10. Can't Choose because they're both my Favorites PrincessSarah123Krile-Front.gif 09:45, July 12, 2014 (UTC)
  11. GoldenChocobo 14:14, July 12, 2014 (UTC)
  12. I am not happy that Light won over T.G.Cid, but I still like her; I don't know the other one, so my vote will be here (also, because of her theme). JC Holy Knight (talk) 23:38, July 12, 2014 (UTC)
  13. Never played Bravely Default, lol  mecorx (talk) - 02:07, Jul 13, 2014 Microchu ATB.png 
  14. SlamShuffle18:02, July 13, 2014 (UTC)
  15. Monterossa (talk) 19:28, July 13, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

Right. So let me explain. All of yesterday, the internet here was out. I couldn't get on anything to even ask Scathe to update for me. So that's why this update was not had yesterday. As to why I didn't do it on the day it was supposed to be done, well, that was just laziness. (and the internet cutting out when I was planning to do it, namely a couple of hours before midnight, but that doesn't really excuse the previous 22 hours) But we have an update now! So there! Jimcloud 16:10, July 8, 2014 (UTC)

@SilverChrono- have you forgotten the wonderful, hammy joy that is GILGAMESH? Because he might go after you with Excalipoor- and for him, it's morphing time! XD TMG- Why? (talk) 19:40, July 8, 2014 (UTC)
What about Auron? Most people would just lay about in the ground after death, but Auron says "screw that" and continues kicking ass.--Kierandell1409 (talk) 00:44, July 9, 2014 (UTC)
Or Vaan? Who's so cool, he was totally prepared to just go home and refused an "adventure" after he saved his friend and only went basically out of obligation.Or Stiltzkin? Who is a Moogle's Moogle, a spiffy dresser and a charming merchant.AnonyMan (talk) 01:59, July 9, 2014 (UTC)
I didn't reply to this because you misspelled my username. Also because what I said still stands. --ShirubaKurono Dissicon ff13 Lig3.png 03:45, July 9, 2014 (UTC)
Vaan is the best character, and if you try to tell me otherwise I will leave the wiki and all my duties here forever, and spite you for it years later. C A T U S E 04:06, July 9, 2014 (UTC)
kefka is best character noobs 1v1 me bro im certified 6k mmr 360 noscope mlg pro fite me ill rek uFFVI Kefka Palazzo Sprite iOS.png Technobliterator TC 07:10, July 9, 2014 (UTC)
Is it a good or bad thing that I can't comprehend the last half of that? -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 14:24, July 9, 2014 (UTC)
eSports and CoD terms, so that depends on your opinion of eSports and CoD (disclaimer: I do NOT play CoD). 6k mmr = 6,000 matchmaking rating (elo system used in League, DotA, and probably CoD), 360 noscope = I'm an idiot 12 year old CoD fanboy who think's he's pro, mlg = Major League Gaming (I think this is CoD...?), fite me ill rek u = "Fight me! I'll wreck you!" C A T U S E 19:01, July 9, 2014 (UTC)
MLG is also an eSports term. And I don't play CoD either. I don't even know what 360 noscope is, I just know you're apparently cool if you can do it.--FFVI Kefka Palazzo Sprite iOS.png Technobliterator TC 19:12, July 9, 2014 (UTC)
Keep your filthy "MLG" away from League, like 95% of what they do is CoD.
Also, this video 360 noscope is: A 360 noscope is giving people epilepsy and flashing random pictures of Dyrone. In the League community we have 420 blaze it no scopes, which is something you spam in the Twitch chat to get yourself banned. Is that close enough? C A T U S E 19:19, July 9, 2014 (UTC)
Tis true. But they're pretty good to the Dota community.
Ah, got ya. Yup, it's probably close enough. Don't think we have an equivalent in Dota 2.--FFVI Kefka Palazzo Sprite iOS.png Technobliterator TC 21:10, July 9, 2014 (UTC)
i refuse to read this unless someone sums this up within 3 words Pzykosiz (talk) 05:17, July 10, 2014 (UTC)
OK, let me give it a shot.
"Really dumb shit"
-- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 00:13, July 12, 2014 (UTC)
Thank you Pzykosiz (talk) 23:55, July 12, 2014 (UTC)

@Kierandell: I don't know exactly why Ringabel keeps winning, but perhaps there's an off chance that maybe he's actually a good character? Jimcloud 02:40, July 9, 2014 (UTC)

I'm not saying he isn't. It's the fact that he's a non-main series character holding his own against much more well known characters. I didn't think that was even possible.--Kierandell1409 (talk) 03:11, July 9, 2014 (UTC)
The last time it happened was over two years ago but we've had almost no side characters since then, other than the occasional terrible VII spin off. Bravely Default and Tactics usually win fights that they're actually in. C A T U S E 04:06, July 9, 2014 (UTC)

Week 305: Lightning v. Thunder God Cid[edit source]

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15½ to 10½
The greatest battle takes place today. I know, it seems arbitrary, but think about it for a second.

Hint: it's Lightning v. Thunder. I know, I know, I'm extremely brilliant (rather like lightning, in fact), so you can hold the applause.

15½ to 10½

Votes for Lightning[edit source]

  1. vote for my sister-in-law. Monterossa (talk) 19:56, June 30, 2014 (UTC)
  2. I know her. Well, at least a bit. --Ich will Kühe. Flüstergras 20:40, June 30, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Pfft, Thunder's only a noise. CylindrusAltum 21:31, June 30, 2014 (UTC)
  4. There are already enough Cid in the series. But there is only one Lightning! I love her! Sonic87 July 1, 2014
  5. Pzykosiz (talk) 05:12, July 1, 2014 (UTC)
  6. Lightning Goddess > Thunder God. Drake Clawfang (talk) 13:38, July 1, 2014 (UTC)
  7. --Kierandell1409 (talk) 08:53, July 2, 2014 (UTC)
  8. I was totally not prodded to look at the DNC by anyone at all. To suggest such is laughable, as I am the textbook example of an active user -- Sorceror Nobody Flan.PNG 23:36, July 3, 2014 (UTC)
  9. Alas, I have not played any of the Tactics games, but I'm sure that even if I had, I'd still pick this underrated, badass beauty. MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 01:19, July 4, 2014 (UTC)
  10. This is a vote for the original Lightning (I still don't like the sequels' plots).GoldenChocobo 13:57, July 5, 2014 (UTC)
  11. Oh hey, it's Sunday and the scores are tied. TIME FOR MAXIMUM OVERTROLL. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 21:05, July 5, 2014 (UTC)
  12. Vote for my Favorite Character in FFXIII. PrincessSarah123Krile-Front.gif 20:43, July 6, 2014 (UTC)
  13. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 19:09, July 6, 2014 (UTC)
  14. Mierna 23:37, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
  15.  Primarch Dysley FFXIII - Sprite-Dysley.png 23:59, July 7, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. Well technically, Lightning *did* become an actual demigod (kinda), loopy plot contrivances and all. 14:28, July 4, 2014 (UTC)

Votes for TG Cid[edit source]

  1. I like swords C A T U S E 19:48, June 30, 2014 (UTC)
  2. I don't like Lightning (or not anymore that is).--FFVI Kefka Palazzo Sprite iOS.png Technobliterator TC 20:45, June 30, 2014 (UTC)
  3. I know bits and bobs about both characters, though haven't played the games that either character originated from. However, I chose TG Cid for his McAwesome nickname. :) TMG- Why? (talk) 20:57, June 30, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Insert required "IIIIIVALIIIICE!" shout here. King of Noobs 21:00, June 30, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Isn't a lame cliche'. And he got his superpowers the old fashion and cool way, training and practice. Also sound can be all sorts of fatal.--AnonyMan (talk) 23:09, June 30, 2014 (UTC)
  6. --ClixPsi (talk) 23:45, June 30, 2014 (UTC)
  7. I've gotta vote for the Thunder God! Experienced, powerful, and debuted in my favorite video game! Lightning is a great character, maybe a tad overrated, but popular for very good reason. Free bird (talk) 03:36, July 1, 2014 (UTC)
  8. - BlitzballArt.pngTidus357 03:05, July 2, 2014 (UTC)
  9. He is a very underrated character in a very underrated game. T.G. Cid should win this one! Zhor7 (talk) 07:01, July 2, 2014 (UTC)
  10. I have to vote here. T.G Cid is just an awesome character, both in his backstory and gameplay, coming from what I think is the best FF game created (also, IVALIIIIIICE). JC Holy Knight (talk) 01:51, July 5, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

I remember HCBailly's Let's Play of Final Fantasy Tatics and found Cid here to be a badass there, so my vote goes to him. # 22:55, June 30, 2014 (UTC)

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

Shouldn't the DNC be updated like two days ago?—Kaimi (999,999 CP/5 TP) ∙ 15:46, July 8, 2014 (UTC)


Week 304: Last Man Standing Round 63: Reddas v. Ringabel[edit source]

FF12 Char Model - Reddas.png
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13½ to 12½
13½ to 12½
In this riveting redo of resounding R-themed names, returning champion Reddas rises to receive newcomer Ringabel's attack. Will the rogue Sky Pirate rekindle the roaring fires of victory? Or will the ravishing Asterisk master reach the heights of championship? Who's really ready to be the Last Man Standing?

Votes for Reddas[edit source]

  1. manliest man vs girliest ... man. C A T U S E 21:23, June 22, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Funny comment not found. CylindrusAltum 21:30, June 22, 2014 (UTC)
  3. I have no idea who either of these are but this geezer is winning so I vote this geezer. 10/10 flawless logic.--FFVI Kefka Palazzo Sprite iOS.png Technobliterator TC 22:03, June 22, 2014 (UTC)
  4. I thought the goalie in today's Algeria team looked a bit like Reddas.Keltainentoukokuu (talk) 23:03, June 22, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Pzykosiz (talk) 00:59, June 23, 2014 (UTC)
  6. I know nothing about Ringabel but Reddas was awesome.Squallisnotemo (talk) 23:19, June 23, 2014 (UTC)
  7. I've heard of him.--Kierandell1409 (talk) 11:31, June 24, 2014 (UTC)
  8. Anyone else think FFXII playing as all the guests characters would make a cooler lineup than the actual cast? I mean think of it 2 of the "guest" characters were the better main characters Basch and Ashe only missing out on Balthier. Then you have all the sweet guest characters of Vossler, Reddas, and Larsa. You'd get to miss all the bad characters this way excluding Vaan, Penelo, and Fran. Now if only AL-Cid was a guest character... --Ffgamesftw (talk) 01:14, June 27, 2014 (UTC)
  9. - BlitzballArt.pngTidus357 02:33, June 27, 2014 (UTC)
  10. He wears one of the greatest outfits of the whole FF history. GoldenChocobo 11:41, June 27, 2014 (UTC)
  11. I still support one of the best guest characters ever. JC Holy Knight (talk) 01:30, June 28, 2014 (UTC)
  12. ScatheMote 19:16, June 30, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. Sticking to Reddas here. 02:54, June 24, 2014 (UTC)

Votes for Ringabel[edit source]

  1. Hmm. He lacks sideburns, huge no-no. But he is in the game with the more engaging story. 'burns. He is kinda cool, but his absence of sideburns. Y-yeah, I'll go with Sans Sideburns here. Sorry, Red.--AnonyMan (talk) 21:51, June 22, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Cool, suave, funny, Love's Vagrant, useful, crazy powerful quasi-Limit Breaks, Love's Vagrant, Love's Vagrant... mmm... yeah, I think I'm confident in my decision here. Jimcloud 22:37, June 22, 2014 (UTC)
  3. I will buy this game one day to see the smugness for my own. King of Noobs 23:14, June 22, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Continued devotion! ^v^ User:Ruka-kun 0:09, June 23, 2014 (UTC)
  5. This guy continues to ring ma bell, which is why I am voting for him. TMG- Why? (talk) 06:00, June 23, 2014 (UTC)
  6. Snappier dresser. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 07:41, June 23, 2014 (UTC)
  7. This guy wins life. Mierna 14:22, June 23, 2014 (UTC)
  8. Never liked Mister Pink Pants. --Ich will Kühe. Flüstergras 14:34, June 23, 2014 (UTC)
  9. Who is this kid? Nothing is ringing a bell for me. He looks so familiar too... Almost like we've met in another world. --BlueHighwind 00:36, June 24, 2014 (UTC)
  10. Ringabel is kinda cool. PrincessSarah<span style="color:#4B8983>12315px
  11. Love's Vagrant Fëasindë Peth 15:18, June 28, 2014 (UTC)
  12. Let's see here.. Ringabel is easily the winner here, as he is the comedic relief with Edea and Sage Yulyanna. Although, I must say.. "Rgh! It's hard and massive! How am I supposed to take it out?!" wins with the best line in the game. User:Sora199597 15:23, June 28, 2014 (UTC)
  13. Gotta love Ringabel ^^ --Sencilia (talk) 02:45, June 29, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. Reddas is pretty cool, but Ringabel comes from a proud line of the FF clan that can name Edgar and Balthier among its ranks. 14:39, June 24, 2014 (UTC)

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

I saw where an update was not and said "No. This will not do." Jimcloud 21:19, June 22, 2014 (UTC)

So sayeth the Goddess of the DNC. :P King of Noobs 23:16, June 22, 2014 (UTC)

Week 303: Ringabel v. Irvine[edit source]

BDFF Ringabel Merchant.png
DNC Versus.png
14½ to 9½
In one corner, we have who might be the smuggest looking character ever. In the other corner, we have everyone's favorite cowboy hat wearing superstar named for a city in California. But these two have several similarities. Indeed, Irvine scours the earth looking for love and fails. However, he does eventually find in the party member he had been traveling with this entire time, Selphie. Does this story ring a bell for you when it comes to Ringabel's plot?

What kind of monster have I become?

14½ to 9½

Votes for Ringabel[edit source]

  1. Ringabel is amazing. Love's Vagrant, need I say more? Jimcloud 19:54, June 16, 2014 (UTC)
  2. I fell in love with Ringabel close to immediately! He's just such a cutie to me, I can't help but be devoted. ^v^ User:Ruka-kun 0:14, June 17, 2014 (UTC)
  3. I just have to vote for that smug face. King of Noobs 02:48, June 17, 2014 (UTC)
  4. OMD, this is one of the fights that I recommended!? :) Seriously though, Ringabel is awesome! :D He's hilarious and just awesome, and he is [Spoiler Spoiler], who is also just awesome! :) TMG- Why? (talk) 06:04, June 17, 2014 (UTC)
  5. C A T U S E 06:58, June 17, 2014 (UTC)
  6. Ringabel cannot be as awful as Irvine Or anyone on that dreadful FFVIII.FFVI Kefka Palazzo Sprite iOS.png Technobliterator TC 07:47, June 17, 2014 (UTC)
  7. --Ich will Kühe. Flüstergras 11:22, June 17, 2014 (UTC)
  8. Yeah, this isn't really a thing worth thinking about. --BlueHighwind 17:02, June 17, 2014 (UTC)
  9. --ClixPsi (talk) 22:20, June 17, 2014 (UTC)
  10. Are you kidding me? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Fëasindë Peth 01:14, June 18, 2014 (UTC)
  11. Never played Vagrant Story but Irvine's lack of telling all the characters about the <spoiler alert> They all grew up with Edea <End Spoiler Alert> really pissed me off with his character. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 07:07, June 18, 2014 (UTC)
  12. Yeah! Ringabel! --Sencilia (talk) 15:43, June 18, 2014 (UTC)
  13. ...Seriously? -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 08:41, June 19, 2014 (UTC)
  14. Snap, I love both of them. But I bet everything on this guy when I knew nothing about Bravely before playing, and I got my story's worth. Mierna 12:50, June 19, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. Yo seriously Ringabel is the most precious child, of course i'm gonna vote for him. I mean Irvine is cool and all but Ringabel is spe ci al. 00:24, June 17, 2014 (UTC)

Votes for Irvine[edit source]

  1. Such an underrated character, plus I know nothing about Ringabel.Free bird (talk) 22:17, June 16, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Got to agree with the above comment; the latter half of it, anyway. CylindrusAltum 22:20, June 16, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Pzykosiz (talk) 23:41, June 16, 2014 (UTC)
  4. ^Irvine's cooler than people give him credit. Also, dat hat, dat duster and dat taking being the team marksman yet have wose Accuracy than Squall(max) in stride.--AnonyMan (talk) 00:15, June 17, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Zhor7 (talk) 05:02, June 17, 2014 (UTC)
  6. I know who he is.--Kierandell1409 (talk) 09:19, June 17, 2014 (UTC)
  7. SetzerLeonhart (talk) 15:11, June 17, 2014 (UTC)
  8. I was never very fond of Irvine, but at least I know him. JC Holy Knight (talk) 00:27, June 21, 2014 (UTC)
  9. GoldenChocobo 13:50, June 21, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. So awesome they used him (or at least his character) again in FFIX as a dude named Zidane. 03:05, June 17, 2014 (UTC)

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

@Anon Irvine Vote- So they could try again to do better. And they did, Ziddy's the Gold Standard for rakish likeable rogues.--AnonyMan (talk) 03:10, June 18, 2014 (UTC)

Yeah I honestly can't even really compare Irvine with Zidane as I find their characters quite different. I'd say they are more the "Ladies man that really isn't" archetype than anything else. Which in that contest Zidane would come in 2nd behind Edgar imo. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 07:05, June 18, 2014 (UTC)
They are not comparable at all. Irvine was trash, "hurr durr im gonna act like i can shoot but actually im a pussy really lol". At least Squall's douchebaggery had a tiny bit of an explanation, Irvine was just "let's throw this in so we have even MORE emos! YAAAAAAAAAAAY". Zidane is just a total boss who is a cool-headed ladies man done right. Irvine is a trash pussy who had the potential to be this game's only good character and failed.--FFVI Kefka Palazzo Sprite iOS.png Technobliterator TC 15:48, June 18, 2014 (UTC)
I think you have misunderstood VIII, because that's totally not what happened. JBed (talk) 16:14, June 18, 2014 (UTC)
Perhaps. But I do not consider a game where I have to look deeply into it to understand why something is supposed to be enjoyed a good game. Not that I don't like character development and only like things straight forward, because I do like how, for instance, Yuna felt like she grew as a character and began to stand up for herself. But Irvine sucked from the outset and didn't redeem himself by the time I'd already stopped playing.--FFVI Kefka Palazzo Sprite iOS.png Technobliterator TC 16:19, June 18, 2014 (UTC)
Wow. Did Irvine personally steal your lover and poop in your cereal. Gotta love these outrageous rants some people have for characters who are pretty decent people but never for the true a-hole ones. Also, did you stop playing right after the assassination attempt?--AnonyMan (talk) 22:41, June 18, 2014
...I would reply, but your comment is full of ad hominems and nothing to support your case (as well as an assumption that I only like a-hole characters), so there is not a lot I can really reply of value. I am 99% sure the Peanut Gallery is not the place go discuss this either. Take it to my talk page (although it was partly my fault when my comment provoked this).--FFVI Kefka Palazzo Sprite iOS.png Technobliterator TC 22:59, June 18, 2014 (UTC)

The first time a fight of mine gets into the DNC it causes a flame war :( TMG- Why? (talk) 10:59, June 22, 2014 (UTC)

Meh. It happens, don't take it so hard.
@AnonyMan: Jesus Christ dude, relax a bit. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 12:15, June 22, 2014 (UTC)
Wait, what?AnonyMan (talk) 17:28, June 22, 2014 (UTC)

Week 302: Last Man Standing Round 62: Rosa v. Reddas[edit source]

Rosa CG Render.png
LMS Icon.png
12 to 10½
12 to 10½
We here at the Dragon's Neck Colosseum Committee would like to assure you once again that these fights are entirely randomly generated and are in no way influenced by our fair members. That being said, this alliterative fight pits the White Mage and eventual Queen of Baron, Rosa, against the Judge-turned-Sky Pirate, Reddas. Who will triumph in the end, the Sky Pirate who wears pink pants, or the White Mage who wears no pants? Who will be the Last Man Standing?

Votes for Rosa[edit source]

  1. As a loyal supporter of not wearing pants Pzykosiz (talk) 02:42, June 9, 2014 (UTC)
  2. No rant this week :) Just wanted to even the playing field and whilst Rosa seems like a flat character now, at the time when FFIV was released, I guess her having a personality was like a revolution. (That doesn't make sense...ah well) TMG- Why? (talk) 06:07, June 9, 2014 (UTC)
  3. I have no idea who Reddas is but Rosa looks fit as hell in that image.--FFVI Kefka Palazzo Sprite iOS.png Technobliterator TC 07:20, June 9, 2014 (UTC)
  4. very easy choice. Monterossa (talk) 07:27, June 9, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Pants suck. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 09:41, June 9, 2014 (UTC)
  6. --Kierandell1409 (talk) 03:45, June 11, 2014 (UTC)
  7. Anything Rosa is in, i'll support, Go Rosa! Shadow7615 (talk) 13:33, June 11, 2014 (UTC)
  8. Nobody F%#&$ with the white mage! Zhor7 (talk) 03:07, June 12, 2014 (UTC)
  9. the only white mage that can use bows !! Abigailrafa150700 (talk) 04:05, June 12, 2014 (UTC)
  10. - Rosa Farrell 17:58, June 12, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. Rosa's pretty awesome if you ask me -Liz 12:26, June 16, 2014 (UTC)

Votes for Reddas[edit source]

  1. I vote for the man so confident in his manliness that he wears pink. King of Noobs 02:50, June 9, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Meh. I read JJBA, which is nothing but far more manlier characters wearing far more "unmanly" things. BUT Sideburns are pretty darn boss. Rosa, where your sideburns at, you turkey, white-wearing f^%#?!--AnonyMan (talk) 03:21, June 9, 2014 (UTC)
  3. How can I not vote for Reddas? He shall summon victory with the power of his sideburns.Squallisnotemo (talk) 09:03, June 9, 2014 (UTC)
  4. --ClixPsi (talk) 10:40, June 9, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Every week I'm finding it harder to become interested in these matchups. CylindrusAltum 10:46, June 9, 2014 (UTC)
  6. For having more personality in a pair of pants than Rosa had in two entire games. Hell, who am I kidding. I'd choose a Potion over Rosa.  Silent Voice  Babychocobo.png16:07, June 9, 2014 (UTC)
  7. "I Judge Magister Condemn you to Oblivion!!!"~Reddas Screaming at an inanimate object --Ffgamesftw (talk) 02:33, June 10, 2014 (UTC)
  8. The idea that Rosa could actually win this one is just really disturbing to me. Jimcloud 04:43, June 12, 2014 (UTC)
  9. Rosa's one of the better FF ladies, but you know, Reddas.
  10. GoldenChocobo 14:23, June 14, 2014 (UTC)
  11. I have great memories of him when I played the game, both in gameplay and story/character development. As you all know, the past can bind a man as surely as irons (also, he is voiced by the same guy that voiced Ramza, this most be a good sign). JC Holy Knight (talk) 03:18, June 15, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. One would have to be badass enough to wear pink pants and dual wield. Reddas did amuse me. ^_^ # 17:29, June 10, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Rosa just seems bland when facing off against one of the many (quite literally) colorful characters in Ivalice. # 14:05, June 11, 2014 (UTC)

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

Stockings are not pants! Do not even start with me on this. As for the fight, well, I don't really know what to say about this one. It's kind of bizarre, huh? Here's what Scathe and I had to say about it.
[21:43:06] <Scathe> Jimcloud: What hast thou wrought?
[21:43:11] <Jimcloud> I didn't mean to!
Anyways, now that that's all done, I'll just go ahead and get moving to the Country. At least I updated on time, somehow. Jimcloud 02:23, June 9, 2014 (UTC)

What if it's a pair of pants made out of stockings? What then, Jimcloud? What then? -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 03:09, June 9, 2014 (UTC)

I can see the veins popping out of his head as we speak --Pzykosiz (talk) 05:31, June 9, 2014 (UTC)
Nah, my veins are unpopped and Jimcloud's a she. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 05:34, June 9, 2014 (UTC)
Then I'm sending her to the stockades. They won't care about the content of her pants slash stockings. Jimcloud 05:42, June 9, 2014 (UTC)

Wait a tick! Ramza is voiced by Samurai Jack? He just went up a couple of cool points. --AnonyMan (talk) 05:04, June 15, 2014 (UTC)

Ramza is the kind of character that can always surprise you ;). JC Holy Knight (talk) 00:45, June 16, 2014 (UTC)

Week 301: Eggman v. Chocobo[edit source]

Hanjuku Hero Eggman Artwork.jpg
DNC Versus.png
14½ to 7½
Now, you may be wondering, "Scathe, why did you decide to put the most popular character from the Final Fantasy series against some random Easter egg (get it?) from one of the lesser known Final Fantasy games?"

First of all, that picture is amazing of Eggman and I really wanted him in an DNC fight. Secondly, I needed a non-character fight since LMS is on an off week.

Thirdly, and most importantly, we can finally answer the age old question: which came first, the chicken or the egg?

14½ to 7½

Votes for Egg[edit source]

  1. That cape is epic Pzykosiz (talk) 08:03, June 3, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Anonther reason why FFV is the best Final Fantasy title. Also, the hell with Lightning Returns, gimme an action RPG staring That Scarf wearing badass. It wouldn't be hard to make it more endearing a character.--AnonyMan (talk) 11:48, June 3, 2014 (UTC)
  3. A vote for the name, which makes me think of another character in another game with a very sweet mustache. King of Noobs 12:49, June 3, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Looks like I never knew about this until now. Concept sounds awesome. Mierna 13:07, June 3, 2014 (UTC)
  5. This shall be the greatest landslide in the history of this wiki. --BlueHighwind 20:54, June 3, 2014 (UTC)
  6. I am voting here just to see if BlueHighwind's above theory is correct.--FFVI Kefka Palazzo Sprite iOS.png Technobliterator TC 20:56, June 3, 2014 (UTC)
  7. But he's called Robotnik Fëasindë Peth 17:11, June 4, 2014 (UTC)
  8. Never really cared for Chocobos. Drake Clawfang (talk) 21:01, June 4, 2014 (UTC)
  9. Eggman needs his own spinoff series. Detective Sabin Sabin Rene Figaro menu.png 21:51, June 4, 2014 (UTC)
  10. I am the walrus. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 22:34, June 4, 2014 (UTC)
  11. Just because I find it inherently funny to see the Chocobo losing by this large a margin. (also if anybody updates this page before I add the new fight, I murder them. MURDER I SAY.) Jimcloud 01:41, June 9, 2014 (UTC)
  12. Creating a bigger landslide before I am murdered. ScatheMote 01:45, June 9, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. I am the Eggman! It's what I am! I am the Eggman! With the Master plan!# 04:41, June 3, 2014 (UTC)
  2. At first, I wondered why Chocobo was facing off against Dr Robotnik. Then I wondered why I doubted the outcome of this battle. That is one dashing egg. # 04:41, June 4, 2014 (UTC)
  3. The fact that he doesn't appear in any more titles is a testament to Square Enix's drop in quality. # 07:40, June 4, 2014 (UTC)

Votes for Chicken[edit source]

  1. Whatta piece of trash summon that egg thing is. Also, Chocobo probably tastes better. CylindrusAltum 06:25, June 3, 2014 (UTC)
  2. What the hell? Why are there so few votes on this side?--Kierandell1409 (talk) 09:26, June 4, 2014 (UTC)
  3. I've always had a soft spot for Chocobos! Free bird (talk) 03:06, June 5, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Minor rant warning- Chocobos are a more practical species than Eggmen- being able to be used for transport, or entertainment, and the feathers can be used for clothes etc. Etc. What can an Eggmen do? Sit on a wall? Humpty Dumpty would disagree with that. Anyways, not only that Chocobos could easily use Chocobo kick to smash the Eggmen's shells, automatically winning any fight, making the hypothetical Chocobo vs Eggmen fight end with a decisive victory for the Chocobo. Finally....Chocobos would be definatly nicer to eat (even though I would never do so, as they are too awesome for that!) than the Eggmen. Overall- Chocobo > Eggmen. Rant over. TMG- Why? (talk) 21:59, June 6, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Even though it seems our symbol is about to be changed, I still support this lovely creature (also, I didn't know we would have two April's Fools fights in a single year). JC Holy Knight (talk) 00:47, June 8, 2014 (UTC)
  6. Eggman is really awesome, but I can't vote against the Chocobo. GoldenChocobo 12:07, June 8, 2014 (UTC)
  7. Simply because it's the entire franchise's symbol! Zhor7 (talk) 01:48, June 9, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. Chocobos kick butt! 15:09, June 3, 2014 (UTC) -Liz

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

@AnonVote- Nice! Sonic Adventure 2 had that awesome as heck soundtrack. --AnonyMan (talk) 11:51, June 3, 2014 (UTC)

Pst... Anons, you're supposed to put a number-sign (or hash-tag, whatever you want to call the bloddy thing,) in front of your votes so they're numbered! Don't want your vote to go away when one of the big cheeses does some moderating, do you? King of Noobs 12:34, June 4, 2014 (UTC)

Not sure if they're listening, one of them's still giving us their real name after I asked them to stop that. And luckily for them, the rule only allows DQing votes if they fuck up the signature part, not the hash part. If that were the case we'd never get a valid anon vote. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 14:04, June 4, 2014 (UTC)

Week 300 Special![edit source]

Jimcloud's Fight: Agrias v. Beatrix[edit source]

FFT Agrias CG Render.png
DNC Versus.png
16½ to 19
Alright, so I was looking at the list of old DNC fights, thinking "what can I use, what can I use... Zidane v. Tidus would be laughable, Vivi v. Aerith would be horrible, Cloud of Darkness v. Exdeath?" And then it hit me. Agrias v. Beatrix. Both of them are surprisingly popular minor characters from the series' popular dark horse entries, and the original fight ended in a very inconclusive tie. So let's do it again! Don't muck it up this time, people! VICTOR
16½ to 19

Votes for Agrias[edit source]

  1. People only like Bee because she's an unwinnable boss fight a few times. Okay, her themes are very good and she's a decent character herself....aside from getting off like scot free for the crap she committed. Agrias is cooler just by personality shame Cid had to be playable in FFT and outclass all the knights.--AnonyMan (talk) 20:05, May 18, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Monterossa (talk) 21:32, May 18, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Crap, tough choice... I think I'll go with my Tactics loyalty on this one. King of Noobs 23:06, May 18, 2014 (UTC)
  4. --Otherarrow (talk) 23:12, May 18, 2014 (UTC)
  5. I need to vote in here, as FFT is such an underrated game. I think Beatrix is a wonderful character, but Agrias shows us what a Paladin really is (in the little time she is relevant to the plot). Her sense of knight loyalty is just amazing. JC Holy Knight (talk) 01:42, May 19, 2014 (UTC)
  6. Let's see if we can get another tie.--Kierandell1409 (talk) 02:40, May 19, 2014 (UTC)
  7. Agrias! Shadow7615 (talk) 07:35, May 19, 2014 (UTC)
  8. --ClixPsi (talk) 10:34, May 19, 2014 (UTC)
  9. IIIIIIIIIIIIIVALICE -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 10:27, May 20, 2014 (UTC)
  10. Here's a vote for Agrias, and the world of Ivalice by Proxy. TMG- Why? (talk) 16:28, May 20, 2014 (UTC)
  11. rip in minestrone zidane C A T U S E 06:05, May 21, 2014 (UTC)
  12. Haven't played Tactics, but I want to, and a character who acts like a bitch before FINALLY realizing they were wrong is just...well, how could anyone like Beatrix after that? From the cutscenes I've seen, Agrias is loyal from the beginning, and I like her. Also, in Theatrhythm, Agrias wields Beatrix's Save the Queen, so the answer to the superior Holy Knight is obvious. Vapor Rub (talk) 12:20, May 21, 2014 (UTC)
  13. Ugh, forced losing is one of my least favorite things about the Final Fantasy franchise.Zhor7 (talk) 03:53, May 22, 2014 (UTC)
  14. Thunder God Cid may be stronger, but Agrias always has a place on my team. — YuanSalut 02:04, May 24, 2014 (UTC)
  15. - Metusylc0304 11:22, May 24, 2014 (UTC)
  16. Posiker (talk) 23:51, May 24, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. Agrias was waaaay nicer though. ^_^ # 17:44, May 19, 2014 (UTC)

Votes for Beatrix[edit source]

  1. Actually a no-brainer. Ironically anybody who votes the other way has no brain. --BlueHighwind 18:11, May 18, 2014 (UTC)
  2. I have no idea who either of them are. So I go with the woman that I actually know about.--FFVI Kefka Palazzo Sprite iOS.png Technobliterator TC 18:25, May 18, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Drake Clawfang (talk) 18:25, May 18, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Yeahhh.... I'ma vote for Beatrix.CylindrusAltum 20:33, May 18, 2014 (UTC)
  5. SetzerLeonhart (talk) 20:42, May 18, 2014 (UTC)
  6. Ah, but of course 21:36, May 18, 2014 (UTC)
  7. Pzykosiz (talk) 00:39, May 19, 2014 (UTC)
  8. Rose of May ♡ Mierna 02:19, May 19, 2014 (UTC)
  9. Beatrix rosa maii, beatrix veris Fëasindë Peth 18:55, May 19, 2014 (UTC)
  10. Yeah I dislike anything outside of the main series. Sorry FFT  Primarch Dysley FFXIII - Sprite-Dysley.png 00:55, May 21, 2014 (UTC)
  11. I'll always support this woman, no matter what (Unless Vivi. Unless Aerith.) Silent Voice  Babychocobo.png17:23, May 21, 2014 (UTC)
  12. Why isn't she a playable character? Why do we have to endure that useless Suckerant instead?Datau (talk) 18:40, May 22, 2014 (UTC)
  13. I have never played Tactics, so I have to vote for Beatrix. GoldenChocobo 15:37, May 23, 2014 (UTC)
  14. Underdog! Μάραυδερ ΟΘʹ 40px I can make the Black Sun look like a Swoop Gang. 02:13, May 24, 2014 (UTC)
  15. I can't possibly vote against the beloved general of my even more beloved favorite game. --NeoExdeath (talk) 03:49, May 24, 2014 (UTC)
  16. --Kuja9001 (talk) 00:22, May 25, 2014 (UTC)
  17. Haven't played FF Tactics yet. (AND Beatrix is cool!) MissH <3 00:44, May 25, 2014 (UTC)
  18. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 03:15, May 26, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. A Female Knight who can actually do well and beat the player. No contest # 17:45, May 19, 2014 (UTC)
  2. All Beatrix does in the game is beat you. Proves how strong she is. :) -Liz 23:56, May 19, 2014 (UTC)

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

So, for this, the celebration of the DNC's three hundredth week, I picked an old fight and Scathe picked an old fight, and now we have those happening again. And then there were two more fights that were not "picked" so much as sprung from the ether, freshly-made and begging to be used. They're down there. Jimcloud 17:46, May 18, 2014 (UTC)

Techno- Agrias is a woman. (Apologies for not writing out your full name- Autocorrect doesn't like it ;( ) TMG- Why? (talk) 18:28, May 18, 2014 (UTC)
I pointed this out to him in the IRC as well, it turns out he had forgotten to finish his sentence. Jimcloud 18:33, May 18, 2014 (UTC)
Most embarassingly retarded unfinished sentence ever.--FFVI Kefka Palazzo Sprite iOS.png Technobliterator TC 18:35, May 18, 2014 (UTC)

I really can't vote either way on this one. Two of my favorite characters and extremely popular minor characters for good reason! I wanna vote for both of them 'cuz FFT is my favorite game ever and Beatrix has some of my favorite songs as her themes.Free bird (talk) 03:11, May 20, 2014 (UTC)

Even though I chose one side, I totally agree with you. JC Holy Knight (talk) 01:28, May 21, 2014 (UTC)

This week is very lacking in ungenral chaos. You guys tried to put the chaos in a filing cabinet, didn't you? -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 10:27, May 20, 2014 (UTC)

I may've borrowed the chaos for something outside the DNC. I promise to return it soon. King of Noobs 02:46, May 21, 2014 (UTC)
C'mon man, the paper bag it was left in had a post-it note asking not to remove it from the DNC and everything. :( -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 08:01, May 23, 2014 (UTC)
Did it have a return address on it? if it did, it'll end up on Jim's desk on Monday Pzykosiz (talk) 02:50, May 25, 2014 (UTC)
You guys are always in here, how do you not have the address? -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 00:04, May 27, 2014 (UTC)

Look, the chaos is right here, see? *shows chaos* Can we see an update now, pretty please? King of Noobs 23:44, June 2, 2014 (UTC)

Scathe's Fight: Laguna, Ward and Kiros v. Jecht, Braska and Auron[edit source]

Laguna, Kiros and Ward.jpg
DNC Versus.png
Braska Artwork.png
Auron Art.png
Jecht Art.png
Jecht, Braska and Auron
10 to 20½
So I was really tempted to not do a serious fight for week 300, i.e. I was totally going to choose Garnet's Hair v. Terra's Hair or just repick Pig v. Toad again. But then I remembered this fight and how supercool it was. It was also the last normal fight before Last Man Standing starting, so that's also pretty neato. But yeah, who knew I could avoid the temptation to put up a silly fight?

Anyway, which group of three that really should have been the made stars of each respective game do you vote for?

Jecht, Braska and Auron
10 to 20½

Votes for Laguna, Kiros, and Ward[edit source]

  1. I like both groups as a group. But I like Laguna Crew's "random nobodies who get swept into crazy adventures" schtick better. Also, they're much funnier, and prettier collectively. Also, ANCHOR, yo! I forgot, this team isn't dead.--AnonyMan (talk) 20:09, May 18, 2014 (UTC)
  2. SetzerLeonhart (talk) 20:41, May 18, 2014 (UTC)
  3. 21:36, May 18, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Vapor Rub (talk) Clueless war buddies > people who know what they're doing = More fun. Also, Man with Machine Gun, African Ninja with Katals, Tallest playable character with Harpoon: Need I say more? Vapor Rub (talk) 07:59, May 19, 2014 (UTC)
  5. --ClixPsi (talk) 10:35, May 19, 2014 (UTC)
  6. No contest for me; my favorite trio bar none!Free bird (talk) 03:15, May 20, 2014 (UTC)
  7. Jag gillar  Primarch Dysley FFXIII - Sprite-Dysley.png 00:56, May 21, 2014 (UTC)
  8. rip in minestrone dead people C A T U S E 06:05, May 21, 2014 (UTC)
  9. Funny conversations about failing as a man + playable party + I frickin' hate Jecht. Silent Voice  Babychocobo.png17:22, May 21, 2014 (UTC)
  10. Voting for the wackier team this side of the DNC (as much as I love Team Braska, as well, lightheartedness has won me over). MissH <3 00:47, May 25, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Votes for Auron, Braska, and Jecht[edit source]

  1. Okay, let's say you need three male strippers by tomorrow. Will you take this sublime assembly of masculinity on the left, or that strange quirky collection of various kinds of failure over there? I know whose thong I'm going to shove twenties into. --BlueHighwind 18:12, May 18, 2014 (UTC)
  2. TMG- Why? (talk) 18:17, May 18, 2014 (UTC)
  3. This is a contest? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--FFVI Kefka Palazzo Sprite iOS.png Technobliterator TC 18:25, May 18, 2014 (UTC)
  4. CylindrusAltum 20:31, May 18, 2014 (UTC)
  5. I vote for the team who has the bronze god and the team that deserves its own prequel. King of Noobs 23:07, May 18, 2014 (UTC)
  6. Pzykosiz (talk) 00:40, May 19, 2014 (UTC)
  7. Although I like both groups, we don't see everyday a Samurai, a Summoner and a (sort of) Pirate grouping together to save the world. JC Holy Knight (talk) 01:44, May 19, 2014 (UTC)
  8. The trio of irony. Their pilgrimage was heckuva awesome by the looks of it! Mierna 02:19, May 19, 2014 (UTC)
  9. Because this side has two of my favourite characters ever.--Kierandell1409 (talk) 02:41, May 19, 2014 (UTC)
  10. Do I even need to say anything about these three badasses? Shadow7615 (talk) 07:37, May 19, 2014 (UTC)
  11. FINISH THEM!! Monterossa (talk) 16:48, May 19, 2014 (UTC)
  12. Snappier dressers. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 10:27, May 20, 2014 (UTC)
  13. "I foresee no difficulties."Datau (talk) 17:55, May 20, 2014 (UTC)
  14. Auron is my favorite character from FFX, but this was a very hard decision. Zhor7 (talk) 03:55, May 22, 2014 (UTC)
  15. Boom. MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 01:25, May 23, 2014 (UTC)
  16. Laguna is a great character, but Kiros and Ward are irrelevant. On the other hand Auron, Braska and Jecht are all cool characters. GoldenChocobo 15:36, May 23, 2014 (UTC)
  17. An underdog you are, yes? Opposite day. Μάραυδερ ΟΘʹ 40px I can make the Black Sun look like a Swoop Gang. 02:14, May 24, 2014 (UTC)
  18. - Metusylc0304 11:21, May 24, 2014 (UTC)
  19. Posiker (talk) 23:51, May 24, 2014 (UTC)
  20. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 03:16, May 26, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. Love em both but I'll have to go with the awesome team from FFX. -Liz 23:51, May 19, 2014 (UTC)

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

I in no way intended for the voting column colors in our two fights to end up so similar... but I like it. Jimcloud 17:46, May 18, 2014 (UTC)

BlueHighwind, don't you mean the "assemble of masculinity on the right...?" Because you said left...complimenting and criticising the VIII team- PS. Your vote was Brilliant! :D I laughed for at least 2 minutes straight TMG- Why? (talk) 18:30, May 20, 2014 (UTC)

... And it doesn't hurt that Laguna (in Japanese Dissidia, at least) shares the same seiyuu with the super-sexy Oji-san of Tiger and Bunny! (Oh, and Balthier - which makes it really hard to vote for Celes, now that I know who did his voice in JP.) Just don't mind me. MissH <3 00:52, May 25, 2014 (UTC)

Scathe's Other Fight: Krile v. Lightning[edit source]

DNC Versus.png
12 to 20½
So this fight may seem somewhat arbitrary. And to an extent, it is arbitrary. But hear me out.

In one corner, we have the character that Square Enix thinks is the best. In the other corner, we have the character that we in the DNC committee know is the best. One character is named after a natural effect, the other is named after a kind of small shrimp. The comparisons are endless.

Okay, so maybe I'm crazy. But isn't that was supposed to have happened anyway?

12 to 20½

Votes for Krile[edit source]

  1. Which one wasn't in FFXIII again? Oh this one. That makes my decision easy. --BlueHighwind 18:12, May 18, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Krile's far more badass than Light ever was and she didn't have to be a tryhard typical stoic "too kool fo' school" sort either. Being blood-related to THE most BA FF character helps. She certainly has more character and personality than her not to mention style ad well.--AnonyMan (talk) 20:17, May 18, 2014 (UTC)
  3. I vote for the badass granddaughter of the most badass grandpa in gaming history. King of Noobs 23:08, May 18, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Pzykosiz (talk) 00:41, May 19, 2014 (UTC)
  5. way more cuter and more like a woman. Monterossa (talk) 16:49, May 19, 2014 (UTC)
  6. rip in minestrone #secretadminlab...wait what C A T U S E 06:06, May 21, 2014 (UTC)
  7. Kindness with personality > Rudeness with no personality Vapor Rub (talk) 12:06, May 21, 2014 (UTC)
  8. Time to be different. Descendants of awesome people are up there on my list. Mierna 12:16, May 21, 2014 (UTC)
  9. One of them makes total sense in a kitten outfit. The other doesn't. Silent Voice  Babychocobo.png17:29, May 21, 2014 (UTC)
  10. Artist. — YuanSalut 02:04, May 24, 2014 (UTC)
  11. - Metusylc0304 11:21, May 24, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. Krile can smile and it's cute too # 17:43, May 19, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Krile looked adorable in many job classes in FFV. # 17:47, May 19, 2014 (UTC)

Votes for Lightning[edit source]

  1. Making it even. TMG- Why? (talk) 18:15, May 18, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Non-character vs decent character.--FFVI Kefka Palazzo Sprite iOS.png Technobliterator TC 18:25, May 18, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Drake Clawfang (talk) 18:26, May 18, 2014 (UTC)
  4. No person could ever make me vote for Krile. Unless it was against Bartz. CylindrusAltum 20:30, May 18, 2014 (UTC)
  5. SetzerLeonhart (talk) 20:40, May 18, 2014 (UTC)
  6. 21:36, May 18, 2014 (UTC)
  7. Never thought Krile was a very good character (Galuf, please stay with us!), while Light's personality always called my attention (even though I didn't play the game yet). Also, her theme... Oh, the theme. JC Holy Knight (talk) 01:48, May 19, 2014 (UTC)
  8. There's a contest here?--Kierandell1409 (talk) 02:43, May 19, 2014 (UTC)
  9. Raitoningu <3 Shadow7615 (talk) 07:38, May 19, 2014 (UTC)
  10. I laugh in the face of the DNC committee. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 10:27, May 20, 2014 (UTC)
  11. Eh  Primarch Dysley FFXIII - Sprite-Dysley.png 00:56, May 21, 2014 (UTC)
  12. I can't believe SE loves this character this much... That said I think she's better than Krile (although not in game comparison) Zhor7 (talk) 03:58, May 22, 2014 (UTC)
  13. I don't care what anyone says. I like XIII and its sequels, and I love Lightning. MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 01:26, May 23, 2014 (UTC)
  14. Hard choice. I really don't know who is the lesser of the two evil. GoldenChocobo 15:36, May 23, 2014 (UTC)
  15. Suckers! Μάραυδερ ΟΘʹ 40px I can make the Black Sun look like a Swoop Gang. 02:15, May 24, 2014 (UTC)
  16. Posiker (talk) 23:51, May 24, 2014 (UTC)
  17. Mmmm, Blinded by Light? *places vote here* That is all. MissH <3 00:54, May 25, 2014 (UTC)
  18. Now I don't think Lightning is that great a character but honestly she is going up against and FFV character that isn't Gilgamesh. No Contest --Ffgamesftw (talk) 03:16, May 26, 2014 (UTC)
  19. For making a gunblade even less realistic. Now that's an achievement!Squallisnotemo (talk) 03:46, May 28, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. I love Krile and Lightning, but you've gotta admit that Lighnimg is incredibly strong. -Liz 23:52, May 19, 2014 (UTC)

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

"Ha ha!" at the bit of sarcasm in the fight description. SE needs to start shoving someone else down our throats, like Stiltzkin, perhaps.--AnonyMan (talk) 11:57, May 19, 2014 (UTC)

Krill. You're thinking of Krill.Squallisnotemo (talk) 03:47, May 28, 2014 (UTC)

LMS Champion Match: Celes v. Balthier[edit source]

FFTS Celes Portrait.png
LMS Icon.png
FFTS Balthier Portrait2.png
DEFEAT - 18 TO 15½
VICTORY - 18 TO 15½
Oh, did you think you had seen the last of Celes? Oh, no no no no. With such an important date looming ahead, it occurred to us here at the Dragon's Neck Colosseum Committee that we had exactly two new champions who did not participate in the 50-fight celebration of LMS. What better time to pit them against one another than now?

Votes for Celes[edit source]

  1. Blonde. Wins by default.--FFVI Kefka Palazzo Sprite iOS.png Technobliterator TC 18:25, May 18, 2014 (UTC)
  2. As cool as Balthier is, there isn't much more to him than what you see. Celes is more complex and interesting. Drake Clawfang (talk) 18:26, May 18, 2014 (UTC)
  3. She was in the game with a far less boring story with a far more endearing cast. Balthier is like the best dry steak in a course of other dry steaks.--AnonyMan (talk) 20:20, May 18, 2014 (UTC)
  4. SetzerLeonhart (talk) 20:39, May 18, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Meh.--Otherarrow (talk) 23:13, May 18, 2014 (UTC)
  6. O dolci baci, o languide carezze, mentr'io fremente le belle forme disciogliea dai veli~ Fëasindë Peth 03:29, May 19, 2014 (UTC)
  7. Where are those Celes fans that voted for her in the previous fights? Monterossa (talk) 16:51, May 19, 2014 (UTC)
  8. Free bird (talk) 03:17, May 20, 2014 (UTC)
  9. Sorry, Balth :/  Primarch Dysley FFXIII - Sprite-Dysley.png 00:56, May 21, 2014 (UTC)
  10. Zhor7 (talk) 03:59, May 22, 2014 (UTC)
  11. Gordon Ecker (talk) 04:24, May 24, 2014 (UTC)
  12. - Metusylc0304 11:20, May 24, 2014 (UTC)
  13. Posiker (talk) 23:51, May 24, 2014 (UTC)
  14. ... Okay, I had to think this one through. This was going to be a no-brainer at first (who can resist the general who's "not an opera floozy"?), but when I found out that FF12's leading man is also Tiger and Bunny's (REAL) leading man, I had to (COUGH) at least try to (COUGH) resist the temptation to vote for Balthier. (Damn you, sexy old man Kotetsu! Just... damn! >///////<) Well, in the end, I got over it, and here I am. MissH <3 01:00, May 25, 2014 (UTC)
  15. Honestly surprised that Balthier is winning here. Don't get me wrong I love both these characters and found this difficult but I recall in MMIII Celes Making it to the finals with Balthier losing before that. Just figured she'd win --Ffgamesftw (talk) 03:18, May 26, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. Celes will kick anyone's butt! -Liz 23:50, May 19, 2014 (UTC)

Votes for Balthier[edit source]

  1. Lets get a vote in for our leading man. TMG- Why? (talk) 18:06, May 18, 2014 (UTC)
  2. *SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE* --BlueHighwind 18:13, May 18, 2014 (UTC)
  3. CylindrusAltum 20:29, May 18, 2014 (UTC)
  4. A difficult choice for me. I must now prepare my shields for Feasinde's wrath. 21:36, May 18, 2014 (UTC)
  5. As if the leading man wouldn't get my vote... unless he was going against Zidane. The tail still calls to me. King of Noobs 23:09, May 18, 2014 (UTC)
  6. Pzykosiz (talk) 00:42, May 19, 2014 (UTC)
  7. All we know who is the leading man here. And all we know what happens to him: He never dies. JC Holy Knight (talk) 01:51, May 19, 2014 (UTC)
  8. Leading man, 'nuff said. Mierna 02:19, May 19, 2014 (UTC)
  9. The real main character of XII.--Kierandell1409 (talk) 02:45, May 19, 2014 (UTC)
  10. Balthier, XII's most epic male character!!! Shadow7615 (talk) 07:39, May 19, 2014 (UTC)
  11. --ClixPsi (talk) 10:36, May 19, 2014 (UTC)
  12. IIIIIIIIIIIIIIVALICE -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 10:27, May 20, 2014 (UTC)
  13. rip in minestrone opera singer C A T U S E 06:07, May 21, 2014 (UTC)
  14.  Silent Voice  Babychocobo.png17:35, May 21, 2014 (UTC)
  15. Balthier is the greatest character of his game. GoldenChocobo 15:36, May 23, 2014 (UTC)
  16. *sobs, but is seduced by the leading man* — YuanSalut 02:04, May 24, 2014 (UTC)
  17. Chicken! Μάραυδερ ΟΘʹ 40px I can make the Black Sun look like a Swoop Gang. 02:16, May 24, 2014 (UTC)
  18. Coz he is Balthier.Squallisnotemo (talk) 03:48, May 28, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

OMD,Celes and Balthier are so similar! Both of them were Generals (or Judge in Balthier's case) for their respective empires, before becoming turncoats and joining the resistance group in their respective Games. Why didn't anybody recommend this fight sooner? TMG- Why? (talk) 17:41, May 19, 2014 (UTC)
  • When it comes down to a fight like this, I'm afraid the jury's still out on it. MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 01:28, May 23, 2014 (UTC)

Oh, the things I do for the love for a certain oji-san... So sorry for that long rant!... *runs away and hides in a corner* MissH <3 01:02, May 25, 2014 (UTC)



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