Week 299: Pig v. Toad[]
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VICTOR Toad 13 to 10½ |
So Celes just won Last Man Standing and it's the week before our 300th week. Clearly we need to do something special. Something toad-ally amazing. We really need to pig out. You won't froget this fight any time soon.
I have no regrets. Don't swine about the puns. |
VICTOR Toad 13 to 10½ | |||
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Peanut Gallery[]Oh dear, the inevitable chaos that week 300 will be is leaking. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 00:45, May 13, 2014 (UTC)
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Week 298: Last Man Standing Round 61: Celes v. Yuna[]
CHALLENGER CELES CHERE FINAL FANTASY VI VICTORY 20-18½ |
LAST MAN STANDING |
CHALLENGER YUNA FINAL FANTASY X DEFEAT 20-18½ | |||
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We here at the DNC welcome you to Celes's climactic final battle at Last Man Standing, and as is appropriate, we have decked this battle out in only the most appropriate style for such an encounter. Will the master of Runic take home the title? Or will the Summoner of Spira snatch seniority away? Who will be the Last Man Standing? | |||||
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Peanut Gallery[]Ragum fragum grmbh. I meant to update this yesterday, but strangely enough, just meaning to do something in itself is not enough to see it done. I'll have to make a note of that. Jimcloud 14:17, May 5, 2014 (UTC)
Note to anons: You do not need to include your real name when voting. It's completely irrelevant anyway, if there's two votes from the same IP, we don't care whose names are on them, we're removing them both. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 04:28, May 6, 2014 (UTC) if this doesn't get updated soon, yuna could have the same come from behind victory as last week --Pzykosiz (talk) 11:01, May 12, 2014 (UTC)
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Week 297: Yuna v. Sazh[]
VICTOR Yuna 15½ to 15 |
A good ol' battle of the gunslingers. In one corner we have Sazh, who is the only person to have more Chocobo hair than Cloud. In the other corner, we have the return of Yuna, aka my identical lookalike, to the DNC in celebration of the HD remake of FFX and FFX-2.
What's that you say? The HD remake came out several ages ago? Well, we here at the DNC are used to being late. |
VICTOR Yuna 15½ to 15 | |||
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There we go, Jimcloud, the world is as it should be again. King of Noobs 01:33, April 29, 2014 (UTC) I'll never understand the hate Yuna X-2 gets. Is it wrong for a woman to enjoy her life and being cheerful? Monterossa (talk) 13:49, May 3, 2014 (UTC)
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Week 296: Last Man Standing Round 60: Celes v. Exdeath[]
CHALLENGER CELES CHERE FINAL FANTASY VI VICTORY 16½ to 9½ |
LAST MAN STANDING |
CHALLENGER EXDEATH FINAL FANTASY V' DEFEAT 16½ to 9½ | |||
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And for this next thrilling fight, one of the most popular characters from one of the most popular Final Fantasies of all time takes on a character that is mostly known for his memetic capacity in this incredibly well-balanced battle for the ages! Who will win, the general slash opera floozy or the giant suit of armor that's actually a tree? Who will be the Last Man Standing? | |||||
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Peanut Gallery[]The hell? Not only is the update on time, but it's before noon? Someone, please, alert the presses. I would, but I fear I'm about to faint. *faints* Jimcloud 11:55, April 20, 2014 (UTC)
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Week 295: Cloud of Darkness v. Exdeath[]
VICTOR Exdeath 9½ to 15 |
So I wanted to just have an empty fight description this week. Y'know, a void of text. It would've been great, but I decided to avoid that. I know that not having a fight intro would leave a void in your hearts. I think I may have voided any goodwill I had with all these puns.
Void. |
VICTOR Exdeath 9½ to 15 | |||
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Week 294: Last Man Standing Round 59: Celes v. Quistis[]
CHALLENGER CELES CHERE FINAL FANTASY VI VICTORY 11½ to 7½ |
LAST MAN STANDING |
CHALLENGER QUISTIS TREPE FINAL FANTASY VIII DEFEAT 11½ to 7½ | |||
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For her third battle, Celes squares off against Balamb Garden's most popular teacher and Blue Mage. Who will win in a battle of beauties, the one who starred in opera, or the one with her own fan club?
Alternatively, who will win in a battle of brawn, the general or the mercenary teacher? Who will be the Last Lady Standing? | |||||
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Peanut Gallery[]And thus the sanctity of Monday updates returns to us once more. Jimcloud 12:40, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
Hey! I'm really excited for the next battle!! You should do more with Celes and Bravely Default characters! It's fun doing this!!!~Liza
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Week 293: Zack v. Quistis[]
VICTOR Quistis 9 to 11½ |
So this week, we have a fight between two characters who secretly harbor love for the spiky-haired sword-wielding protagonist.
Wait, that's not right at all. I think I have this the wrong way again. This week there's a fight between two people whose fanclubs publicly harbor love for them. But whose fans will carry them to victory? |
VICTOR Quistis 9 to 11½ | |||
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Peanut Gallery[]Two Sundays in a row? What is this madness? King of Noobs 02:48, March 31, 2014 (UTC)
Actually, I'm pretty sure you got the description right the first time, Scathe. Also finish the LP. That's right, this running gag is transcending the IRC. Sorry. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 10:22, March 31, 2014 (UTC) |
Week 292: Last Man Standing Round 58: Celes v. Edea[]
CHALLENGER CELES CHERE FINAL FANTASY VI VICTORY 18-12 |
LAST MAN STANDING |
CHALLENGER EDEA LEE BRAVELY DEFAULT DEFEAT 18-12 | |||
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Though this fight was not intentionally proposed, it has a lot of merit on its own. Two young women gone rogue from their nation of origin in protest to their methods, each is put through turmoil as they struggle to prove their place on their newfound side.
Oh, and inevitably they both end up singing. Who will win, the general, or the Grand Marshal's daughter? Who will be the Last Man Standing? | |||||
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Peanut Gallery[]Me? Updating on time? Without being prompted? Truly, this, if anything, is a sign that the end times are upon us. Find your nearest shelter and take cover immediately. After voting on this fight. Jimcloud 20:54, March 23, 2014 (UTC)
Spoiler warning: Plot and/or ending details follow. (Skip section)
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Week 291: Edea v. Agnès[]
VICTOR Edea 10 to 9 |
So when I was picking a fight this week, I was having trouble finding a good one. So I decided to go back to the default pick. A bravely default pick.
Wait, that doesn't make any sense. Let me try again. So when I was picking a fight this week, I was having trouble finding a good one. So I picked this fight so the DNC wouldn't bravely default and go out of business. Hmm, that doesn't make any sense either. Oh well, I tried. I guess I've bravely defaulted on my pun quota. |
VICTOR Edea 10 to 9 | |||
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Peanut Gallery[]Must make a note to actually BUY this game when my Tales of kick is finally gone. King of Noobs 00:22, March 18, 2014 (UTC) Do so. It's brilliant! Hard even on easy mode (nearly got total party wipe out in my first battle in Eternia against some mooks) plays well, has some good characters (understatement) and the writing is top notch, the music is fab, it's gorgeous, and...... I'm rambling, aren't it? Just get the game! :D TMG- Why? (talk) 07:04, March 18, 2014 (UTC)
Did you know BD has outsold LR:FF in digital sales in the US this month? I think there was an article online somewhere, but cannot remember exact details. TMG- Why? (talk) 17:37, March 18, 2014 (UTC) |
Week 290: Last Man Standing Round 57: Edgar v. Celes[]
CHALLENGER EDGAR RONI FIGARO FINAL FANTASY VI Defeat 12 to 6 |
LAST MAN STANDING |
CHALLENGER CELES CHERE FINAL FANTASY VI Victory 12 to 6 | |||
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The Dragon's Neck Colosseum Committee brings you this fight today between Edgar and a randomly chosen competitor, Celes. Our random selection chooses first the game of the character in question and then the individual character, so there was a very real possibility that Edgar could have been randomly selected to face off against Edgar. We here at the Dragon's Neck Colosseum Committee would like to inform you that we totally would have done that if it had happened.
Anyways, who will win between a grand melee of Espers and Magic? The tool-wielding king, or the runic-using general? Who will be the Last Man Standing? | |||||
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Well, y'know, it is April soon... -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 02:14, March 10, 2014 (UTC) Also, if you take multiverse theory into account, there could be an alternate reality where the Edgar vs Edgar fight would be taking place (if I'm not mistaken) Hmmmm....I wonder who would have won that fight between the two? ;) TMG- Why? (talk) 07:10, March 10, 2014 (UTC)
If you haven't decided on the April days fight, then Edgar vs Edgar is a good idea? :) And Edgar would win- the other Edgar sucks. :D TMG- Why? (talk) 22:16, March 10, 2014 (UTC)
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