Week 289: Dr. Cid v. Edgar[]
VICTOR Edgar 8 to 9 |
The two master machinists fight today. One has a giant death cannon thingumabob o' cutscene power and a rock that contains a weird giant who carries around a bucket of water. The other has a chainsaw, a drill, a poison gun, and a camera, among other things. But who will reign victorious in the battle of tools?
They also both have long names that I can never remember and need to keep looking up all the time. That's another similarity for you guys. …Despite all those similarities, though, they don't really have pictures that match. Oh well. |
VICTOR Edgar 8 to 9 | |||
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Peanut Gallery[]Just a little doubt : If the last fight was a tie, so Garnet "won" because she was the champion, and then she is retired now, right? JC Holy Knight (talk) 01:58, March 3, 2014 (UTC)
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Week 288: Last Man Standing Round 56: Garnet v. Rydia[]
CHALLENGER GARNET FINAL FANTASY IX Tie! |
LAST MAN STANDING |
CHALLENGER RYDIA FINAL FANTASY IV Tie! | |||
Welcome to Garnet's final Last Man Standing bout, everyone! For her championship in Last Man Standing, she must first defeat fan favorite challenger Rydia! Which of these two powerful summoners will win the day and bring this championship to a close? Will it be the summoner who was orphaned and raised by royalty? Or the summoner who was orphaned and raised by Eidolons? Who will be the Last Summoner Standing? | |||||
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Peanut Gallery[]That incomparable feeling when you wake up from sleep and realize you still haven't updated the DNC. It was just one of those days. Are Sundays always like that? I digress. Jimcloud 08:49, February 24, 2014 (UTC)
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Week 287: Hope v. Rydia[]
VICTOR Rydia 12 to 16 |
Here we have two characters who lost their mothers early in the game and are forced to deal with that loss. Both blame certain party members for their mothers' deaths but eventually warm up to the party (somewhat literally in Rydia case. Y'know with the whole thing about the fire spell…never mind).
Actually, that's sorta a depressing topic. Alright, I'll amend it slightly. Hope v. Rydia, the battle of questionable fashion choices! Will the strangely patterned shirt or the weird metal scarf tights thing win? Which will be the last article of clothing standing? Wait, this isn't a round of Last Man Standing. Oh well, the statement still stands. |
VICTOR Rydia 12 to 16 | |||
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Peanut Gallery[]The more I stare at Hope's picture, the more I think he looks like someone at my job... Not sure if I should find that fascinating or be a little freaked out. King of Noobs 21:28, February 17, 2014 (UTC)
@AnonyMan: No one can be Pascal but Pascal. The world can only handle so much of someone like THAT. King of Noobs 02:27, February 18, 2014 (UTC) If this was going to be a contest about clothes, we should have called Lulu. How she manages to put all those belts is still a mystery for me. P.S.:Talking about clothes, I'd like to say to anyone that is not aware of it: there is a contest in the Fashion Wikia talking about our beloved characters clothing, which can be acessed by this page. They're choosing the best dressed FF character, and are on nomination stage now; the movement there is very low until now (I think they would appreciate our participation). JC Holy Knight (talk) 01:00, February 23, 2014 (UTC) |
Week 286: Last Man Standing Round 55: Garnet v. Eiko[]
CHALLENGER GARNET FINAL FANTASY IX VICTORY 12 to 4 |
LAST MAN STANDING |
CHALLENGER EIKO FINAL FANTASY IX DEFEAT 12 to 4 | |||
In this match, defending champion Garnet takes on fellow Gaian summoner Eiko in a match to determine the true summoner/white mage of the party. (And possibly also to determine the victor in the love triangle with Zidane.) Spells and Eidolons are likely to fly in this match between the ladies. Who will win, the Summoner with a side of White Mage, or the White Mage with a side of Summoner? Who will be the Last Man Standing? | |||||
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Peanut Gallery[]That incomparable feeling you get when you lay down to go to sleep and realize you still haven't updated the DNC. 'M gonna just go wish myself to sleep right now... Jimcloud 06:56, February 10, 2014 (UTC) "Spells and Eidoleons are going to be flying around during this match." Since when has an aim of a battle been to heal your opponent? (Yes, I know about the spell Holy, and how it is offensive white magic) but most white magic is healing magic. TMG- Why? (talk) 08:31, February 10, 2014 (UTC)
Good Point. That's true. I would love to see this fight in real life now. I think Garnet would win, due to having Bahamut and Odin (In order to spam Zantetsuken :D ) Yes, Eiko has more white magic, so can heal herself, but she cannot heal an instant death attack... TMG- Why? (talk) 20:32, February 10, 2014 (UTC) |
Week 285: Eiko v. Kimahri[]
VICTOR Eiko 12½ to 9 |
Horns.
Did you know that Aristotle had one of the first mentions of unicorns? He was actually describing a kind of antelope, which very much has two horns. Maybe if you look at it from the wrong angle, but even then you'd have to be pretty nearsighted. Of course, Aristotle wasn't actually there and was just describing what he had heard, which was all certainly total lies. In addition, even though the unicorn is obviously fictitious, the unicorn is the national animal of Scotland. It's not the only mythological creature to be the national animal; the national animal of Bhutan is Druk the Thunder Dragon, who, while also sounding seriously awesome, is also featured on its flag. He doesn't have a horn, though. Oh right, I was talking about horns. Two characters have horns. They butt heads. But who will win? |
VICTOR Eiko 12½ to 9 | |||
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Peanut Gallery[]Jimcloud has a fever, so I've taken it upon myself to update on Monday. ScatheMote 02:04, February 4, 2014 (UTC)
I noticed that if kimarhi happens to win this, it will be a battle of people who lost their horns Pzykosiz (talk) 10:59, February 5, 2014 (UTC) Is it just me, or is everyone feeling pretty horny around here? I know, it's bad, but someone had to say it ;) TMG- Why? (talk) 06:53, February 6, 2014 (UTC)
@Free Bird- Yes! Someone gets it. A lot of people kind of gloss over those facts about him.AnonyMan (talk) 12:56, February 6, 2014 (UTC) That is one of the best intros for a fight I have seen.Squallisnotemo (talk) 04:09, February 7, 2014 (UTC) |
Week 284: Last Man Standing Round 54: Garnet v. Onion Knight[]
CHALLENGER GARNET FINAL FANTASY IX VICTORY - 12 TO 5½ |
LAST MAN STANDING |
CHALLENGER ONION KNIGHT FINAL FANTASY III DEFEAT - 12 TO 5½ | |||
Because Yuffie v. Cissnei was a tie, Garnet now faces a randomly generated opponent. And that opponent is the fierce root vegetable warrior, the spicy and halitosis inducing Onion Knight!
No matter who is the last man standing, the stench of onions will remain. Not that's a bad thing. I like onions. | |||||
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Peanut Gallery[]Just a funny thought: I don't know if anyone else felt like this, but the main page is now half like the April's Fool pages: The Onion Knight (weapon in X) is the featured image, and this week's fight involves the Onion Knight (character). JC Holy Knight (talk) 01:14, January 27, 2014 (UTC) |
Week 283: Cissnei v. Yuffie[]
VICTOR Tie! 11 to 11 |
You can learn a lot about a world by looking at its cast. From these two, we can learn that giant shurikens as weapons apparently have a cult following where they come from. Or at Square Enix. Either way, these two will be duking it out, Wutai War style. Will the materia hunter outwit the Turk, or will Shinra win the day again? | VICTOR Tie! 11 to 11 | |||
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Peanut Gallery[]I would suggest we move the official update day to Monday, but then all of my updates would end up happening on Tuesday. Jimcloud 16:58, January 20, 2014 (UTC) @KingofNoobs-Phrasing. These two suckas think they have big shuriken? Shuriken Ninja laughs at their wimpy weapons. As he rolls into them with his giant backmounted shuriken spinning into dem guts.AnonyMan (talk) 23:23, January 21, 2014 (UTC) |
Week 282: Last Man Standing Round 53: Garnet v. Galuf[]
CHALLENGER GARNET FINAL FANTASY IX VICTORY - 12½ TO 4 |
LAST MAN STANDING |
CHALLENGER GALUF FINAL FANTASY V DEFEAT - 12½ TO 4 | |||
Today, Garnet and Galuf face off. One a White Mage, the other one sometimes a White Mage. Now they hit each other with staffs. But who will staff whack to victory? Who will be the last man standing?
On another note, I just noticed that Garnet isn't wearing her rubber suit here while Galuf is wearing a rubber costume, which he doesn't normally wear. For some reason that greatly interests me. | |||||
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Week 281: Strago v. Galuf[]
VICTOR Galuf 10½ to 5½ |
The DNC's getting too old for this. | VICTOR Galuf 10½ to 5½ | |||
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Peanut Gallery[]Well, guys, here this update is. Only a week and two hours late, give or take. Let's just say that it took some time to round up our elderly participants. |
DRAGON'S NECK COLOSSEUM ARCHIVES |
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I - II - III - IV - V - VI - VII - VIII - IX - X - XI - XII - XIII - XIV - XV - XVI - XVII - XVIII - XIX - XX - XXI - XXII - XXIII - XXIV - XXV - XXVI - XXVII - XXVIII - XXIX - XXX - XXXI - XXXII - XXXIII - XXXIV - XXXV - XXXVI - XXXVII - XXXVIII - XXXIX - XL |
April Fools - LMS Championship |