Week 289: Dr. Cid v. Edgar[edit source]

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8 to 9
The two master machinists fight today. One has a giant death cannon thingumabob o' cutscene power and a rock that contains a weird giant who carries around a bucket of water. The other has a chainsaw, a drill, a poison gun, and a camera, among other things. But who will reign victorious in the battle of tools?

They also both have long names that I can never remember and need to keep looking up all the time. That's another similarity for you guys.

…Despite all those similarities, though, they don't really have pictures that match. Oh well.

8 to 9

Votes for Dr. Cid[edit source]

  1. --ClixPsi (talk) 02:54, March 3, 2014 (UTC)
  2. CylindrusAltum 05:48, March 3, 2014 (UTC)
  3. He is a great villain and one of the more interesting Cids. GoldenChocobo 10:59, March 4, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Monterossa (talk) 12:22, March 4, 2014 (UTC)
  5. --Ich will Kühe. Flüstergras 14:27, March 7, 2014 (UTC)
  6. JC Holy Knight (talk) 01:36, March 9, 2014 (UTC)
  7. ScatheMote 00:28, March 10, 2014 (UTC)
  8. Daddy! --BlueHighwind 00:57, March 10, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Votes for Edgar[edit source]

  1. I found him oddly amusing.--Kierandell1409 (talk) 04:13, March 3, 2014 (UTC)
  2. SetzerLeonhart (talk) 05:38, March 3, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Damn sorry Cid but Edgar is just one of the best characters in gaming. You are by far the best Cid though --Ffgamesftw (talk) 06:47, March 3, 2014 (UTC)
  4. King beats Doctor. Or whatever. I don't play chess! Madamada10 (talk) 07:20, March 3, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Rosa Farrell 09:21, March 3, 2014 (UTC)
  6. Pzykosiz (talk) 22:28, March 3, 2014 (UTC)
  7. As much as I want to vote for the EVIL Cid, a certain cow compels me to vote for Edgar. King of Noobs 13:43, March 4, 2014 (UTC)
  8. Chainsaw ftw. DrowBlade (talk) 15:58, March 4, 2014 (UTC)
  9.  Silent Voice  Babychocobo.png23:55, March 9, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

Just a little doubt : If the last fight was a tie, so Garnet "won" because she was the champion, and then she is retired now, right? JC Holy Knight (talk) 01:58, March 3, 2014 (UTC)

She's retired, but not a champion. Rules say that a tie means they both get retired. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 03:19, March 3, 2014 (UTC)
Does a retroactive vote count? I meant to vote for Garnet but New Vegas is a very powerful distraction. Drake Clawfang (talk) 04:33, March 3, 2014 (UTC)

Week 288: Last Man Standing Round 56: Garnet v. Rydia[edit source]

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Welcome to Garnet's final Last Man Standing bout, everyone! For her championship in Last Man Standing, she must first defeat fan favorite challenger Rydia! Which of these two powerful summoners will win the day and bring this championship to a close? Will it be the summoner who was orphaned and raised by royalty? Or the summoner who was orphaned and raised by Eidolons? Who will be the Last Summoner Standing?

Votes for Garnet[edit source]

  1. --Ich will Kühe. Flüstergras 14:18, February 24, 2014 (UTC)
  2. SetzerLeonhart (talk) 14:31, February 24, 2014 (UTC)
  3. For the princess! King of Noobs 17:22, February 24, 2014 (UTC)
  4. I dont mind Ryds, but she can suck a lemon. FFIX is also like a better FFIV as well. Garnet's cooler.(Still sucks in Disc 3)--AnonyMan (talk) 20:31, February 24, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Vercery 21:03, February 24, 2014 (UTC)
  6. Again, Sorry Rydia. TMG- Why? (talk) 12:16, February 25, 2014 (UTC)
  7. Better character Fëasindë Peth 02:11, March 1, 2014 (UTC)
  8. --Kuja9001 (talk) 07:00, March 1, 2014 (UTC)
  9. When Garnet asked to call her with the name of Zidane's sword I was obliged to rename her as "MageMasher"... GoldenChocobo 15:16, March 1, 2014 (UTC)
  10. I shall pledge my loyalty to the princess! (Also, sorry Rydia) JC Holy Knight (talk) 01:12, March 2, 2014 (UTC)
  11. Madamada10 (talk) 04:12, March 2, 2014 (UTC)
  12.  Silent Voice  Babychocobo.png18:58, March 2, 2014 (UTC)
  13. http://i1176.photobucket.com/albums/x333/KujaFFIX/2ea674f6.pngKujaBox.PNG 00:10, March 3, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. 21:46, February 25, 2014 (UTC)

Votes for Rydia[edit source]

  1. Pzykosiz (talk) 10:28, February 24, 2014 (UTC)
  2. As much as I want to see Dagger retire, Rydia is (slightly) better.--Kierandell1409 (talk) 10:31, February 24, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Rydia !!!!!!! Abigailrafa150700 (talk) 11:31, February 24, 2014 (UTC)
  4. --ClixPsi (talk) 12:00, February 24, 2014 (UTC)
  5. If you read my comment in Garnet vs. Eiko you knew where I was voting. Still this is a tough choice. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 20:19, February 24, 2014 (UTC)
  6. Monterossa (talk) 20:28, February 24, 2014 (UTC)
  7. Hard decision for me, as Garnet and Rydia are my two favourite summoners. But let's just face it: Rydia was a badass, and Garnet was a damsel in distress. Likeacupcake 14:00, February 26, 2014 (UTC)
  8. Ah dammit, this is a hard decision. Tia-LewiseRydia - Young battle.png 14:08, February 26, 2014 (UTC)
  9. Zhor7 (talk) 03:04, February 27, 2014 (UTC)
  10. S34n4e (talk) 13:29, February 28, 2014 (UTC)
  11. Just thought Rydia was cooler.Squallisnotemo (talk) 08:00, March 1, 2014 (UTC)
  12. Jimcloud 13:43, March 1, 2014 (UTC)
  13. - Metusylc0304 21:13, March 1, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. -- 14:34, February 26, 2014 (UTC)

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

That incomparable feeling when you wake up from sleep and realize you still haven't updated the DNC. It was just one of those days. Are Sundays always like that? I digress. Jimcloud 08:49, February 24, 2014 (UTC)

seems to be. what's the official update time for DNC? --Pzykosiz (talk) 10:30, February 24, 2014 (UTC)
Having an official update time would imply that we can coordinate ourselves. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 10:41, February 24, 2014 (UTC)
The official update time for the DNC is the 24-hour period between Saturday and Monday. Running on EST, since conveniently all members of the DNC committee live in that time zone. Jimcloud 10:49, February 24, 2014 (UTC)

Week 287: Hope v. Rydia[edit source]

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12 to 16
Here we have two characters who lost their mothers early in the game and are forced to deal with that loss. Both blame certain party members for their mothers' deaths but eventually warm up to the party (somewhat literally in Rydia case. Y'know with the whole thing about the fire spell…never mind).

Actually, that's sorta a depressing topic. Alright, I'll amend it slightly. Hope v. Rydia, the battle of questionable fashion choices! Will the strangely patterned shirt or the weird metal scarf tights thing win? Which will be the last article of clothing standing?

Wait, this isn't a round of Last Man Standing. Oh well, the statement still stands.

12 to 16

Votes for Hope[edit source]

  1. King of Noobs 03:17, February 17, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Everyone on the Wiki knows how much I adore Rydia. But to be honest with myself, I wouldn't rank her as one of my favorite characters if not for her amazing sex appeal, in terms of personality FF4 gave her little to work with. Hope on the other hand is an awesome badass and a strong character arc, and one of my fav males of the series. Drake Clawfang (talk) 03:19, February 17, 2014 (UTC)
  3. In XIII-2, Hope became Lord of Science. In TAY, Rydia became a crushing disappointment. :( -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 03:31, February 17, 2014 (UTC)
  4. --Kuja9001 (talk) 04:04, February 17, 2014 (UTC)
  5. SetzerLeonhart (talk) 04:22, February 17, 2014 (UTC)
  6. Sorry Rydia, but I am siding with Hope, who is just awesome! :) TMG- Why? (talk) 10:45, February 17, 2014 (UTC)
  7. I'm Happy to see Hope has some votes I figured everyone would be bashing him even though he is a legitimately useful and important character. User:L'cieBeast 11:43, February 17, 2014(UTC)
  8. I'm not sure if Hope's shirt is great or not. I'm still voting for it. Oh, and him too, I guess. ScatheMote 19:48, February 17, 2014 (UTC)
  9. Hope is really underrated. And the FFXIII version of Alexander is really cool. GoldenChocobo 10:02, February 19, 2014 (UTC)
  10. I like Rydia, but I like Hope more. At least in XIII and XIII-2, don't know about LR yet ... whatever, I'm still voting for him. - Rosa Farrell 10:16, February 20, 2014 (UTC)
  11. If you know me in the slightest, this vote was obvious.  Primarch Dysley FFXIII - Sprite-Dysley.png 08:26, February 22, 2014 (UTC)
  12. Alexander is way cooler then anything Rydia can summon hahaha Lycropath (talk) 21:30, February 23, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Votes for Rydia[edit source]

  1. what are you wearing C A T U S E 03:19, February 17, 2014 (UTC)
  2. My favourite Summoner in the FF series Wyvern777 (talk) 03:26, February 17, 2014 (UTC)
  3. --ClixPsi (talk) 03:27, February 17, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Josejoejoey (talk) 04:02, February 17, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Pzykosiz (talk) 05:02, February 17, 2014 (UTC)
  6. Hope or Nope? Rydia. CylindrusAltum 05:55, February 17, 2014 (UTC)
  7. That scene where Rydia returns and saves the group is just awesome. That + only summoner that has black magic as a secondary making her a magical destructive engine. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 07:12, February 17, 2014 (UTC)
  8. Monterossa (talk) 07:35, February 17, 2014 (UTC)
  9. Basically you wanted to have a bye round for Rydia right?--Kierandell1409 (talk) 10:36, February 17, 2014 (UTC)
  10. --Ich will Kühe. Flüstergras 14:19, February 17, 2014 (UTC)
  11. The lesser of, but more laughably dressed two bum asses. She okay, she ain't Pascal. Hope's uh...hmm. Regular clothes are cool though.--AnonyMan (talk) 23:31, February 17, 2014 (UTC)
  12. I can't ever take Hope seriously. Not after watching Yahtzee's review. Tia-LewiseRydia - Young battle.png 23:33, February 17, 2014 (UTC)
  13. Green's my favorite color. Madamada10 (talk) 22:32, February 19, 2014 (UTC)
  14. Zhor7 (talk) 02:52, February 20, 2014 (UTC)
  15. My favorite final fantasy character ^^ Abigailrafa150700 (talk) 07:43, February 22, 2014 (UTC)
  16. Rydia all the way! (for now) JC Holy Knight (talk) 00:43, February 23, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

The more I stare at Hope's picture, the more I think he looks like someone at my job... Not sure if I should find that fascinating or be a little freaked out. King of Noobs 21:28, February 17, 2014 (UTC)

If only the protagonists in The Bouncer wore regular ass clothing while they punched people to death. They wouldn't look as goofy. They'd probably still suck at their job though. Ha ha--AnonyMan (talk) 23:47, February 17, 2014 (UTC)

@AnonyMan: No one can be Pascal but Pascal. The world can only handle so much of someone like THAT. King of Noobs 02:27, February 18, 2014 (UTC)

If this was going to be a contest about clothes, we should have called Lulu. How she manages to put all those belts is still a mystery for me.

P.S.:Talking about clothes, I'd like to say to anyone that is not aware of it: there is a contest in the Fashion Wikia talking about our beloved characters clothing, which can be acessed by this page. They're choosing the best dressed FF character, and are on nomination stage now; the movement there is very low until now (I think they would appreciate our participation). JC Holy Knight (talk) 01:00, February 23, 2014 (UTC)

Week 286: Last Man Standing Round 55: Garnet v. Eiko[edit source]

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12 to 4
12 to 4
In this match, defending champion Garnet takes on fellow Gaian summoner Eiko in a match to determine the true summoner/white mage of the party. (And possibly also to determine the victor in the love triangle with Zidane.) Spells and Eidolons are likely to fly in this match between the ladies. Who will win, the Summoner with a side of White Mage, or the White Mage with a side of Summoner? Who will be the Last Man Standing?

Votes for Garnet[edit source]

  1. I've always liked summoners in the series and Garnet is always one of my favorites only beaten out by Rydia and Yuna for the best summoner imo --Ffgamesftw (talk) 07:06, February 10, 2014 (UTC)
  2. --Ich will Kühe. Flüstergras 09:02, February 10, 2014 (UTC)
  3. --ClixPsi (talk) 11:58, February 10, 2014 (UTC)
  4. King of Noobs 13:33, February 10, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Because she's not annoying and a liar and a brat.--Kierandell1409 (talk) 06:40, February 11, 2014 (UTC)
  6. Rosa Farrell 09:24, February 11, 2014 (UTC)
  7. The Broncos wear orange. --BlueHighwind 20:16, February 12, 2014 (UTC)
  8. Gotta be Dagger. She's just so much more powerful than her sister. sugarraydodge February 14
  9. GoldenChocobo 14:50, February 15, 2014 (UTC)
  10. God save the queen! JC Holy Knight (talk) 01:36, February 16, 2014 (UTC)
  11. Unlimited pwnage!!!! Μάραυδερ ΟΘʹ 40px I can make the Black Sun look like a Swoop Gang. 22:21, February 16, 2014 (UTC)
  12. ScatheMote 02:57, February 17, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Votes for Eiko[edit source]

  1. Eiko's cooler, funnier and scrappier. She has less but more interesting Eidolons. More importantly she never became a nuisance. --AnonyMan (talk) 23:55, February 10, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Pzykosiz (talk) 02:09, February 11, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Eiko is just more useful - especially at the end of the game, where white magic counts most. Garnet's okay, but waiting 2 minutes for Ark to use it's special attack is NOT fun. CylindrusAltum 20:07, February 11, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Jimcloud 22:27, February 16, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

That incomparable feeling you get when you lay down to go to sleep and realize you still haven't updated the DNC. 'M gonna just go wish myself to sleep right now... Jimcloud 06:56, February 10, 2014 (UTC)

"Spells and Eidoleons are going to be flying around during this match." Since when has an aim of a battle been to heal your opponent? (Yes, I know about the spell Holy, and how it is offensive white magic) but most white magic is healing magic. TMG- Why? (talk) 08:31, February 10, 2014 (UTC)

Protective magic, curing after the aforementioned Eidolons? It's not like it'd be useless. If, however, you object to the idea of spells flying if they're going to be self-targeting, then my response to you is a friendly, gracious punch to the face. I am running on crazy from sleep deprivation, I'll totally do it. Jimcloud 08:58, February 10, 2014 (UTC)
Reflect. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 09:50, February 10, 2014 (UTC)

Good Point. That's true. I would love to see this fight in real life now. I think Garnet would win, due to having Bahamut and Odin (In order to spam Zantetsuken :D ) Yes, Eiko has more white magic, so can heal herself, but she cannot heal an instant death attack... TMG- Why? (talk) 20:32, February 10, 2014 (UTC)

Didn't IX have Auto-Life? Could be thinkin' of the wrong game, I do it plenty of times. King of Noobs 22:20, February 10, 2014 (UTC)
^Yes. Yes, it does. Eiko also has Phoenix. Guess who doesn't have them features? I see a stalemate that ends with both of them KO'd then Eiko gets up and walks away like a pimp.--AnonyMan (talk) 00:00, February 11, 2014 (UTC)

Week 285: Eiko v. Kimahri[edit source]

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12½ to 9

Did you know that Aristotle had one of the first mentions of unicorns? He was actually describing a kind of antelope, which very much has two horns. Maybe if you look at it from the wrong angle, but even then you'd have to be pretty nearsighted. Of course, Aristotle wasn't actually there and was just describing what he had heard, which was all certainly total lies. In addition, even though the unicorn is obviously fictitious, the unicorn is the national animal of Scotland. It's not the only mythological creature to be the national animal; the national animal of Bhutan is Druk the Thunder Dragon, who, while also sounding seriously awesome, is also featured on its flag. He doesn't have a horn, though.

Oh right, I was talking about horns. Two characters have horns. They butt heads. But who will win?

12½ to 9

Votes for Eiko[edit source]

  1. Even if you dislike her, Eiko at least had a personality. What did Kimahri ever offer in terms of character? Tidus didn't even know he could speak until like, they got the third Aeon. Drake Clawfang (talk) 02:07, February 4, 2014 (UTC)
  2. In the land of the blind the one-horned girl is king. --BlueHighwind 02:11, February 4, 2014 (UTC)
  3. SetzerLeonhart (talk) 04:10, February 4, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Pzykosiz (talk) 04:32, February 4, 2014 (UTC)
  5. --ClixPsi (talk) 04:43, February 4, 2014 (UTC)
  6. --Ich will Kühe. Flüstergras 13:56, February 4, 2014 (UTC)
  7. What kind of girls do you like? What kind of moogles do you like? Tia-LewiseRydia - Young battle.png 14:14, February 4, 2014 (UTC)
  8. 'What a bimbo!' THE best lines. CylindrusAltum 19:50, February 4, 2014 (UTC)
  9. I'm no fan of either character, but I really dislike Kimahri. Eiko is annoying, but at least she has a human face and no fur. I also just don't like animal people characters except for the Woren tribe from Breath of Fire. ^^" - Rosa Farrell 12:43, February 5, 2014 (UTC)
  10. Vercery 12:44, February 5, 2014 (UTC)
  11. Don't get the why people bellyache about her, Eiko's great. Entertaining and good in battle. Though he isn't great(FFX's cat isnt in general) Kim gets a bum rap, he's not bad.AnonyMan (talk) 12:49, February 6, 2014 (UTC)
  12. It was hard, but I Choose Her, she was a simple kid when she was fighting. Cosmicovale, 14:31, February 9, 2014 (UTC).

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. 17:57, February 4, 2014 (UTC)

Votes for Kimahri[edit source]

  1. Khimari needs some love. And I rather enjoyed having him in my front-line party. King of Noobs 03:40, February 4, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Kimahri could crush Eiko with his bare hands. In fact I really wish he would.--Kierandell1409 (talk) 10:00, February 4, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Although it seems I am voting on the losing side here I have to cast my vote to Kimhari. I have never understood the constant usage of little girls in FF games which except for Porom have all been annoying. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 14:34, February 4, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Just for the shock of hearing him speak for the first time.  Primarch Dysley FFXIII - Sprite-Dysley.png 22:38, February 4, 2014 (UTC)
  5.  < Kamikaze Pardee > 00:51, February 5, 2014 (UTC)
  6. While I really like Eiko's character and role, I firmly believe Kimahri is very under-appreciated for being the most well-rounded and/or balanced character in FFX, depending on the player's Sphere choices.Free bird (talk) 04:30, February 6, 2014 (UTC)
  7. Kimahri is just the incarnation of bossness.Squallisnotemo (talk) 04:08, February 7, 2014 (UTC)
  8. GoldenChocobo 15:06, February 8, 2014 (UTC)
  9. JC Holy Knight (talk) 00:42, February 9, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

Jimcloud has a fever, so I've taken it upon myself to update on Monday. ScatheMote 02:04, February 4, 2014 (UTC)

A lot of that goin' around. Hope he gets better soon. King of Noobs 13:27, February 4, 2014 (UTC)
I'm sure she will, given time. For now, though, I'm just content to keep myself as clean as possible while sorting out my nose's predisposition for mutiny. In other news, the sanctity of Monday updates has been preserved! Huzzah? Jimcloud 23:36, February 4, 2014 (UTC)
You gotta watch out for those mutinous noses, they have a tendency to drag other parts along with them. Then the next thing you know you're tossed overboard with not but a furry blanket. King of Noobs 23:40, February 4, 2014 (UTC)

I noticed that if kimarhi happens to win this, it will be a battle of people who lost their horns Pzykosiz (talk) 10:59, February 5, 2014 (UTC)

Is it just me, or is everyone feeling pretty horny around here? I know, it's bad, but someone had to say it ;) TMG- Why? (talk) 06:53, February 6, 2014 (UTC)

In the words of the immortal Big Bull, I was born horny!.AnonyMan (talk) 12:56, February 6, 2014 (UTC)

@Free Bird- Yes! Someone gets it. A lot of people kind of gloss over those facts about him.AnonyMan (talk) 12:56, February 6, 2014 (UTC)

That is one of the best intros for a fight I have seen.Squallisnotemo (talk) 04:09, February 7, 2014 (UTC)

Week 284: Last Man Standing Round 54: Garnet v. Onion Knight[edit source]

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Dissidia OnionKnight.png
VICTORY - 12 TO 5½
DEFEAT - 12 TO 5½
Because Yuffie v. Cissnei was a tie, Garnet now faces a randomly generated opponent. And that opponent is the fierce root vegetable warrior, the spicy and halitosis inducing Onion Knight!

No matter who is the last man standing, the stench of onions will remain. Not that's a bad thing. I like onions.

Votes for Garnet[edit source]

  1. No brainer Fëasindë Peth 00:00, January 27, 2014 (UTC)
  2. doesn't make eyes water o.o C A T U S E 00:00, January 27, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Tia-LewiseRydia - Young battle.png 00:06, January 27, 2014 (UTC)
  4. SetzerLeonhart (talk) 00:22, January 27, 2014 (UTC)
  5. --Kierandell1409 (talk) 00:32, January 27, 2014 (UTC)
  6. Pzykosiz (talk) 00:56, January 27, 2014 (UTC)
  7. Of course. JC Holy Knight (talk) 01:e10, January 27, 2014 (UTC)
  8. --ClixPsi (talk) 01:54, January 27, 2014 (UTC)
  9. As much as I love the Disidia Onion Knight, my loyalty remains. King of Noobs 03:34, January 27, 2014 (UTC)
  10. Even at her worst(disc 3) she's much better than the void potato sack on the NES or the lameass who hangs out with the equally lame Terra in Dissidia.--AnonyMan (talk) 21:25, January 27, 2014 (UTC)
  11. --Ich will Kühe. Flüstergras 09:19, January 28, 2014 (UTC)
  12. --Kuja9001 (talk) 04:34, January 29, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Votes for Onion Kid[edit source]

  1. TMG- Why? (talk) 07:10, January 27, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Mercy voting means extra brownies for 7 days. Let's go underdogs! Μάραυδερ ΟΘʹ 40px I can make the Black Sun look like a Swoop Gang. 04:16, January 28, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Gotta go with the legendary vegetable! Free bird (talk) 23:55, January 28, 2014 (UTC)
  4. This is a vote for the funny introduction of this fight. GoldenChocobo 09:15, January 29, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Hey, I like onions. Though technically I like Garnet more, I feel like my favorite spicy root flavoring should get at least one more vote. ScatheMote 01:45, February 4, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. 15:06, January 27, 2014 (UTC)

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

Just a funny thought: I don't know if anyone else felt like this, but the main page is now half like the April's Fool pages: The Onion Knight (weapon in X) is the featured image, and this week's fight involves the Onion Knight (character). JC Holy Knight (talk) 01:14, January 27, 2014 (UTC)

Week 283: Cissnei v. Yuffie[edit source]

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11 to 11
You can learn a lot about a world by looking at its cast. From these two, we can learn that giant shurikens as weapons apparently have a cult following where they come from. Or at Square Enix. Either way, these two will be duking it out, Wutai War style. Will the materia hunter outwit the Turk, or will Shinra win the day again? VICTOR
11 to 11

Votes for Cissnei[edit source]

  1. Not jailbait.  Armageddon11! Dissicon ff12 Gab2.png 17:53, January 20, 2014 (UTC)
  2. SetzerLeonhart (talk) 18:32, January 20, 2014 (UTC)
  3. --Kierandell1409 (talk) 20:07, January 20, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Lol "spunk". --BlueHighwind 00:28, January 21, 2014 (UTC)
  5. --Pzykosiz (talk) 05:23, January 21, 2014 (UTC)
  6. There both awesome, but not knowing much about Cissnei made her mysterious and.....alluring.Squallisnotemo (talk) 08:13, January 21, 2014 (UTC)
  7. Cissnei is a nice character, while the Crisis Core incarnation of Yuffie is really annoying. GoldenChocobo 17:08, January 21, 2014 (UTC)
  8. "Cissnei is a nice character, while Yuffie is just an annoying character completely irrelevant to the plot." Fixed.Datau (talk) 12:13, January 22, 2014 (UTC)
  9. Cissnei because she's so sweet in CC. --Sencilia (talk) 14:55, January 22, 2014 (UTC)
  10. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 00:59, January 26, 2014 (UTC)
  11. Because. --Marael (talk) 21:43, January 26, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Votes for Yuffie[edit source]

  1. Black costume = AC Yuffie. 18 years old. Not jailbait xD Tia-LewiseRydia - Young battle.png 17:56, January 20, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Jailbait. C A T U S E 18:24, January 20, 2014 (UTC)
  3. As much of a pain as that sidequest was, I admire her spunk. King of Noobs 20:34, January 20, 2014 (UTC)
  4. --ClixPsi (talk) 03:34, January 21, 2014 (UTC) She has the best date sequence.
  5. I'm no big FF 7 fan but I don't even know who the other one is. And Yuffie is quite ok as a character. - Rosa Farrell 08:30, January 21, 2014 (UTC)
  6. As much as just being an ex-Turk can help your coolness(like Vince) they were cooler when it was just the main 4. Yuffie wasn't THAT bad, annoying sidequest notwithstanding, change of pace for the typical Ninja design.AnonyMan (talk) 23:13, January 21, 2014 (UTC)
  7. Spunky is a perfect word to describe her! Zhor7 (talk) 03:22, January 22, 2014 (UTC)
  8.  < Kamikaze Pardee > 07:53, January 22, 2014 (UTC)
  9. Voting for the actual FF character. Easy choice.  Silent Voice  Babychocobo.png01:42, January 23, 2014 (UTC)
  10. Voting here for the character I actually know... but my heart is already with the princess in the next fight. JC Holy Knight (talk) 00:49, January 26, 2014 (UTC)
  11. Cookies! Μάραυδερ ΟΘʹ 40px I can make the Black Sun look like a Swoop Gang. 02:04, January 26, 2014 (UTC)

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Peanut Gallery[edit source]

I would suggest we move the official update day to Monday, but then all of my updates would end up happening on Tuesday. Jimcloud 16:58, January 20, 2014 (UTC)

@KingofNoobs-Phrasing. These two suckas think they have big shuriken? Shuriken Ninja laughs at their wimpy weapons. As he rolls into them with his giant backmounted shuriken spinning into dem guts.AnonyMan (talk) 23:23, January 21, 2014 (UTC)

Week 282: Last Man Standing Round 53: Garnet v. Galuf[edit source]

Garnet 7.jpg
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Galuf Solo.jpg
VICTORY - 12½ TO 4
DEFEAT - 12½ TO 4
Today, Garnet and Galuf face off. One a White Mage, the other one sometimes a White Mage. Now they hit each other with staffs. But who will staff whack to victory? Who will be the last man standing?

On another note, I just noticed that Garnet isn't wearing her rubber suit here while Galuf is wearing a rubber costume, which he doesn't normally wear. For some reason that greatly interests me.

Votes for Garnet[edit source]

  1. --Pzykosiz (talk) 02:35, January 13, 2014 (UTC)
  2. --Kierandell1409 (talk) 03:15, January 13, 2014 (UTC)
  3. The princess has earned my loyalty. King of Noobs 03:36, January 13, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Vote.--BlueHighwind 04:27, January 13, 2014 (UTC)
  5. shesaqtpie C A T U S E 04:51, January 13, 2014 (UTC)
  6. None of the characters from FFV were any good while Garnet was one of my favorite from a game with great characters --Ffgamesftw (talk) 16:44, January 15, 2014 (UTC)
  7. A more entertaining character is my mind.Squallisnotemo (talk) 20:23, January 16, 2014 (UTC)
  8. She can use long range weapons (rackets). Cosmicovale. 5:58, January 18, 2014 (UTC).
  9. I just love Garnet and FFIX! --96ken(Talk) 19:14, January 18, 2014 (UTC)
  10. JC Holy Knight (talk) 00:49, January 19, 2014 (UTC)
  11. --Kuja9001 (talk) 02:02, January 19, 2014 (UTC)
  12.  < Kamikaze Pardee > 21:58, January 19, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. 04:21, January 13, 2014 (UTC)

Votes for Galuf[edit source]

  1. C'mon! He's everything Garnet is and can be but better. And he never became a liability in-gameplay.AnonyMan (talk) 01:48, January 14, 2014 (UTC)
  2. We must be gentle with the oldies. GoldenChocobo 17:15, January 14, 2014 (UTC)
  3. --ClixPsi (talk) 23:15, January 14, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Master Conjurer 21:20, January 18, 2014 (UTC)

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Week 281: Strago v. Galuf[edit source]

Strago SD Art.png DNC Versus.png
Galuf Blue Mage.png
10½ to 5½
The DNC's getting too old for this. VICTOR
10½ to 5½

Votes for Strago[edit source]

  1. At least he didn't die and get permanently replaced by his pillock granddaughter. I'll take my Relm on the sidelines, thank you. CylindrusAltum 11:33, January 6, 2014 (UTC)
  2. I vote for the 'stache that lasts, rather than croaks. King of Noobs 13:41, January 6, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Strago is the true protagonist of FFVI! GoldenChocobo 15:45, January 6, 2014 (UTC)
  4. ScatheMote 17:04, January 11, 2014 (UTC)
  5. RainbowShifter 13:16, January 12, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. 19:52, January 8, 2014 (UTC)

Votes for Galuf[edit source]

  1. Superman has a beard? Superman has a beard. C A T U S E 06:43, January 6, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Way more useful in battle.--Kierandell1409 (talk) 08:59, January 6, 2014 (UTC)
  3. --Pzykosiz (talk) 10:27, January 6, 2014 (UTC)
  4. This old man has the better granddaughter. Monterossa (talk) 12:00, January 6, 2014 (UTC)
  5. "Is anyone else a Galuf fan?" Only a select few will get this reference.  Primarch Dysley FFXIII - Sprite-Dysley.png 21:11, January 6, 2014 (UTC)
  6. --ClixPsi (talk) 23:10, January 6, 2014 (UTC)
  7. The Very Epitome of Awesome, and the Gold Standard of Badass in the FF franchise. Nothing about him is not cool, even his death. Strago...hell, virtually no one can't match.AnonyMan (talk) 00:20, January 8, 2014 (UTC)
  8.  < Kamikaze Pardee > 07:57, January 8, 2014 (UTC)
  9. He has cookies. Μάραυδερ ΟΘʹ 40px I can make the Black Sun look like a Swoop Gang. 22:10, January 8, 2014 (UTC)
  10. He died like a real warrior. JC Holy Knight (talk) 00:58, January 13, 2014 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. Galuf because he was the best character of FF579.2.124.61 14:28, January 11, 2014 (UTC)

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

Well, guys, here this update is. Only a week and two hours late, give or take. Let's just say that it took some time to round up our elderly participants. As it was, we had to crash Bingo Night... In all seriousness, though, I completely spaced about last week's update, and by the time I noticed, it was really too late to update again properly. Sorry guys >_< Jimcloud 06:40, January 6, 2014 (UTC)



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