Week 240: Last Man Standing Round 33: Faris Scherwiz v. Laguna Loire[edit source]

Note: The images used for this fight are replacements, as the originals are no longer available due to image uploading issues. The original images may be seen here and here, respectively.

5m-faris v3.jpg LMS Icon.png Laguna-ffviii-battle.png
DEFENDING CHAMPION
FARIS SCHERWIZ
FINAL FANTASY V
VICTOR - 26 to 22½
LAST
MAN
STANDING
CHALLENGER
LAGUNA LOIRE
FINAL FANTASY VIII
DEFEAT - 26 to 22½
FARIS' LAST STAND
The pirate Faris' fifth and final LMS fight faces her against the gunner Laguna. Will the ever-cheerful soldier be able to gun down the dashing princess' hopes, or will the captain silence the president? Can Faris be the third to claim the Last Man Standing championship? How many more questions can we possibly ask? Just one!
Who will emerge victorious?

Votes for Faris[edit source]

  1. This isn't against Laguna - This is in favor of Faris getting her crown. MirrorshardSceada 11:15, March 17, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Sorry, Faris look too hot in this picture for me to vote otherwise. --BlueHighwind 15:15, March 17, 2013 (UTC)
  3. SidVI 15:25, March 17, 2013 (UTC)
  4. --ClixPsi (talk) 15:29, March 17, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Pirates take it all!—Kaimi (999,999 CP/5 TP) 16:49, March 17, 2013 (UTC)
  6. There is no way I CANNOT vote for this picture! Epic! King of Noobs 19:49, March 17, 2013 (UTC)
  7.  NeoZEROX Dissicon ff6 Ter4.png 20:16, March 17, 2013 (UTC)
  8.  CloudyKrystal Dissicon ff7 Clo2.png 20:16, March 17, 2013 (UTC)
  9. --Pzykosiz (talk) 21:48, March 17, 2013 (UTC)
  10. Rosa Farrell (talk) 09:50, March 18, 2013 (UTC)
  11. Silverangel123 (talk) 13:05, March 18, 2013 (UTC)
  12. Just one more foe to keelhaul, and Faris will be the Last Woman Who Dresses Like a Man Standing. Cheers, me hearties! SelkieMaiden267 17:56, March 18, 2013 (UTC)
  13. Faris has only one more square of chessboard to cross before she becomes a queen; it would be shameful if she was captured now. EdgarXTerra4ever 18:10, March 18, 2013 (UTC)
  14. Save Faris!. SlamShuffle 19:24, March 18, 2013 (UTC)
  15. Leave Faris her crown, Laguna can have one later D: Rosenarm Brina-PSP-BattleSprite.png 20:31, March 18, 2013 (UTC)
  16. Faris is such an awesome character, she deserves to win this. Plus, that artwork is pretty sweet. Vonoran 20:45, March 18, 2013 (UTC)
  17. Gotta give it to Salsa, she's cool AND is in the better, more fun game. Plus "Pirates Ahoy!" is very catchy. Good on Lags making it here though.AnonyMan (talk) 02:24, March 19, 2013 (UTC)
  18. - +DeadlySlashSword+ 02:30, March 19, 2013 (UTC)
  19. U mad Laguna? Marauder 09 I can make the Black Sun look like a Swoop Gang. 03:10, March 19, 2013 (UTC)
  20. Let's just retire her already.--Kierandell1409 (talk) 09:09, March 19, 2013 (UTC)
  21. Mierna 09:28, March 19, 2013 (UTC)
  22. Oh right. Go Faris.--Otherarrow (talk) 00:18, March 20, 2013 (UTC)
  23. ROCKIN TEH PURPLE HAIR 8bit 01:02, March 22, 2013 (UTC)
  24. It was a solid. Don't kill me, guys D: 8BIT YOU FUCKING EDITCONFLICT'D ME. #CRONORAEG. --ShirubaKurono Dissicon ff13 Lig3.png 01:05, March 22, 2013 (UTC)
  25. Though I like Laguna, I'll have to vote for Faris SetzerLeonhart (talk) 14:43, March 22, 2013 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. --114.79.61.125 07:38, March 17, 2013 (UTC)
  2. I agree with M.S.S. 97.121.36.134 14:26, March 17, 2013 (UTC)

Votes for Laguna[edit source]

  1.  < Kamikaze Pardee > 06:42, March 17, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Faris artwork is awesome but Laguna. - BlitzballArt.pngTidus357 09:31, March 17, 2013 (UTC)
  3. The "manga-like" picture of Faris is great. But Laguna is one of the best FF characters of all times! GoldenChocobo 15:33, March 17, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Onechord (talk) 15:56, March 17, 2013 (UTC)
  5. C A T U S E 16:29, March 17, 2013 (UTC)
  6. Jimcloud 16:32, March 17, 2013 (UTC)
  7. REPUBLICAN CAR!!  Armageddon11! Dissicon ff12 Gab2.png 16:44, March 17, 2013 (UTC)
  8. Sorry Faris, but I prefer the Man with the Machine Gun. --Time Master (talk) 17:37, March 17, 2013 (UTC)
  9. Kill two pigs with one stone. Emperor-PSPField.pngMATEUS 23:13, March 17, 2013 (UTC)
  10. Both are the more decent characters of games with TERRIBLE casts. But still, Laguna has more personality. --yeah_93 01:08, March 18, 2013 (UTC)
  11. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 14:10, March 18, 2013 (UTC)
  12. Sorry Faris, you look beautiful, but Laguna is so useless he's amazing. Tia-LewiseRydia - Young battle.png 18:08, March 18, 2013 (UTC)
  13. Faris is great but Laguna is Laguna -- Sorceror Nobody Flan.PNG 19:42, March 18, 2013 (UTC)
  14. Squallisnotemo (talk) 21:05, March 18, 2013 (UTC)
  15. -- http://i1176.photobucket.com/albums/x333/KujaFFIX/2ea674f6.pngKujaBox.PNG 00:51, March 19, 2013 (UTC)
  16. --Kingkillerbee (talk) 04:58, March 19, 2013 (UTC)
  17. --CynderFlame (talk) 11:34, March 19, 2013 (UTC)
  18. --JuriSuzukiDissicon ff8 Squ1.png00:16, March 20, 2013 (UTC)
  19. I can't not vote for Laguna! Free bird (talk) 00:23, March 21, 2013 (UTC)
  20. My Favorite Final Fantasy character. --NeoExdeath (talk) 08:14, March 21, 2013 (UTC)
  21. "Leg cramp!" Vercery 08:55, March 21, 2013 (UTC)
  22. Faris may get the crown (she actually deserves it), but it won't be so easy. JC Holy Knight (talk) 00:59, March 23, 2013 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. Just because I generally favor gunners over pirates. And also because I think "The Man with the Machine Gun" is such a kick-ass tune. 184.5.189.204 23:22, March 18, 2013 (UTC)

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

Credit for the fanart goes to shima chiyo and roman-ranman.

Seeing a lot of votes for Faris under the rationale that "this is her last LMS fight; let's make it count" for some reason. (Sceada, Selkie, E&T, and Rosenarm all being in that camp.) Lol at the Gilgamesh shout-out, but as for E&T...what is it with you and all your chess references? 184.5.189.204 23:32, March 18, 2013 (UTC)

Well, is it wrong for us all to want to see a heroic character rise to glory? And as for me personally, is it wrong that I should apply the symbolism of the pawn becoming a queen to Faris in this final Last Man Standing fight? EdgarXTerra4ever 20:42, March 19, 2013 (UTC)
I would have though Laguna is more heroic than Faris. He took down the world's most dangerous Sorceress and her regime just to rescue his de-facto adoptive daughter. That being said, he did stick around to be President while his wife died and his children went to an orphanage... Emperor-PSPField.pngMATEUS 22:43, March 19, 2013 (UTC)
Your second sentence just convinced me that Laguna is the most badass character ever, then in your next sentence you convinced me that Laguna is the biggest douche ever. JBed (talk) 22:48, March 19, 2013 (UTC)
Pretty much. Emperor-PSPField.pngMATEUS 23:21, March 19, 2013 (UTC)
Do you not know better, JBed, than to expect any straightforwardness from a despotic chessmaster-emperor? Do not allow his doublespeak to confuse you, as that, too, is undoubtedly his plan. EdgarXTerra4ever 23:36, March 19, 2013 (UTC)

Random "REPUBLICAN CAR!" reference for the WTF/loll. Very nice arts by the way. Although, I think Faris' posing is a little too... uh, hmm, timid for her. But what do I know, not like I can draw like that. AnonyMan (talk) 02:34, March 19, 2013 (UTC)

I seem to remember someone saying Faris vs Garnet was a bad idea **stares at DSS in a humorously threatening way which looks comical to anyone watching** --Pzykosiz (talk) 09:35, March 20, 2013 (UTC)

Sign your posts. - +DeadlySlashSword+ 09:00, March 20, 2013 (UTC)
dammit, i was too busy trying to think of something funny to say --Pzykosiz (talk) 09:35, March 20, 2013 (UTC)

Week 239: Barret v. Laguna[edit source]

Barret PortraitNB.png
DNC Versus.png
Ff8-laguna.jpg
VICTOR
Laguna
16 to 22½
Elders of their respective games' main protagonist, these two gunners have personalities and mannerisms that are somewhat unorthodox for the world in which they live. Their adopted daughters have them wrapped around their respective fingers, and they would do anything to keep them safe.
Also, both of them have pierced their left ear. Truly, the similarities are remarkable.
VICTOR
Laguna
16 to 22½

Votes for Barret[edit source]

  1. I like trains.  Armageddon11! Dissicon ff12 Gab2.png 17:15, March 10, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Keltainentoukokuu (talk) 17:57, March 10, 2013 (UTC)
  3. I like both of these guys about equally, so I flipped a coin. --Time Master (talk) 18:35, March 10, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Rosenarm Brina-PSP-BattleSprite.png 22:10, March 10, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Though it took a bit to peel through his layers, Barret's grown on me far more than Laguna (who's Dissidia counterpart I've come to despise.) King of Noobs 22:11, March 10, 2013 (UTC)
  6. I pity the Fool who don't vote for Barret! --BlueHighwind 01:18, March 11, 2013 (UTC)
  7.  < Kamikaze Pardee > 01:55, March 11, 2013 (UTC)
  8. This is a hard choice. I have to go with BH's point of "he's Mr T.". - BlitzballArt.pngTidus357 03:53, March 11, 2013 (UTC)
  9. ScatheMote 20:19, March 11, 2013 (UTC)
  10. Barret pities the fool who gets leg cramps talking to women.--Kierandell1409 (talk) 08:16, March 12, 2013 (UTC)
  11. Barret has one of the coolest set of exclusive weapons. And he is also an enjoyable character. GoldenChocobo 16:08, March 13, 2013 (UTC)
  12. I did the same thing Time Master did (and before anyone asks, no, it wasn't a double-headed coin). EdgarXTerra4ever 18:20, March 13, 2013 (UTC)
  13. Barret is the man!! Onechord (talk) 12:15, March 15, 2013 (UTC)
  14. --Leon95 17:52, March 15, 2013 (UTC)
  15. $#%^@! SlamShuffle 12.187.107.130 19:15, March 15, 2013 (UTC)
  16. ==Trindadex== 14:26, March 16, 2013 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Votes for Laguna[edit source]

  1. Barret is ok, but Laguna was more amusing for me SetzerLeonhart (talk) 17:22, March 10, 2013 (UTC)
  2. The Man with the Machine Gun C A T U S E 17:26, March 10, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Agreed, Cat. Laguna has a kick-ass theme. SelkieMaiden267 19:58, March 10, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Leg Cramp!  NeoZEROX Dissicon ff6 Ter4.png 20:02, March 10, 2013 (UTC)
  5. My all-time favorite character in video game history! Free bird (talk) 20:08, March 10, 2013 (UTC)
  6. --ClixPsi (talk) 02:07, March 11, 2013 (UTC)
  7. Hard choice. Emperor-PSPField.pngMATEUS 02:11, March 11, 2013 (UTC)
  8. I don't really like Barret.--Kingkillerbee (talk) 03:34, March 11, 2013 (UTC)
  9. I like Barret, but Laguna is more friendly. --yeah_93 04:03, March 11, 2013 (UTC)
  10. I applaud anyone who accidentally stumbles into a Presidency. - +DeadlySlashSword+ 04:44, March 11, 2013 (UTC)
  11. --Pzykosiz (talk) 06:46, March 11, 2013 (UTC)
  12. The greatest attack/character ever? Balthierfan (talk) 10:06, March 11, 2013 (UTC)
  13. It takes a special kind of person to throw your friends off a cliffSquallisnotemo (talk) 11:01, March 11, 2013 (UTC)
  14. SidVI 15:09, March 11, 2013 (UTC)
  15. Pizza? Marauder 09 I can make the Black Sun look like a Swoop Gang. 19:41, March 11, 2013 (UTC)
  16. I love this father better. --CynderFlame (talk) 08:53, March 12, 2013 (UTC)
  17. Hard choice but then I remembered I always looked forward to the Laguna sequences because of his music "Man with the Machine Gun" --Ffgamesftw (talk) 14:44, March 12, 2013 (UTC)
  18. You've just gotta love Laguna. No doubt about it. JuriSuzukiDissicon ff8 Squ1.png23:48, March 12, 2013 (UTC)
  19. Never thought I'd vote for someone from VIII but I actually really enjoy Laguna. Bahamut knows best (talk) 15:49, March 13, 2013 (UTC)
  20. Huh. This fight is actually a lot closer than I'd expected it to be. Jimcloud 18:28, March 15, 2013 (UTC)
  21. Let's vote for the Man with the Machine Gun! A soldier that become president of the enemy empire without even planning it deserve respect. JC Holy Knight (talk) 00:55, March 17, 2013 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. 97.121.7.252 18:54, March 10, 2013 (UTC)
  2. 96.241.126.154 19:10, March 10, 2013 (UTC) I liked Man With the Machine Gun, and he becomes president without paying attention. Fly, little Moomba! Fly and be freeee~!
  3. 198.144.116.182 03:42, March 14, 2013 (UTC) WHATEVER-MAN !!!!

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

Is is just me or do a lot of people seem to dislike Dissidia versions of characters?Squallisnotemo (talk) 21:06, March 14, 2013 (UTC)

I assume it's because most Dissidia representations tend to be dumbed down considerably to the point where they only focus on one character trait. Emperor-PSPField.pngMATEUS 10:58, March 15, 2013 (UTC)

Week 238: Last Man Standing Round 32: Faris v. Luso[edit source]

FFV-amano faris.jpg
LMS Icon.png
Fft-ruso.jpg
DEFENDING CHAMPION
FARIS SCHERWIZ
FINAL FANTASY V
VICTOR - 24 TO 7
LAST
MAN
STANDING
CHALLENGER
LUSO CLEMENS
FINAL FANTASY TACTICS A2
DEFEAT - 24 TO 7
Faris continues into her fourth week. Will the pirate pull out another victory? Or will the schoolboy explorer of Ivalice take the throne? Who will be the last man standing? Who will be the last woman standing? Who will be the last woman who dresses like a man standing?

Votes for Faris[edit source]

  1.  < Kamikaze Pardee > 01:37, March 4, 2013 (UTC)
  2. I had trouble deciding. Scathe, if you'd used any other Luso art, this would have been an easy choice. C A T U S E 01:38, March 4, 2013 (UTC)
  3. I'm predicting a landslide. Emperor-PSPField.pngMATEUS 01:46, March 4, 2013 (UTC)
  4. --Pzykosiz (talk) 02:18, March 4, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Jimmy Johns! :) Marauder 09 I can make the Black Sun look like a Swoop Gang. 04:36, March 4, 2013 (UTC)
  6. SetzerLeonhart (talk) 05:53, March 4, 2013 (UTC)
  7. --CynderFlame (talk) 07:35, March 4, 2013 (UTC)
  8. Unfortunately I've never played the PS-version of Tactics so I have to vote for Faris. Mr. T (talk) 08:29, March 4, 2013 (UTC)
  9. Forgot about UTC. Here's my vote again. Silverangel123 12:18, March 4, 2013 (UTC)
  10. --ClixPsi (talk) 13:25, March 4, 2013 (UTC)
  11. What more need be said than "Faris rocks"? Nothing, I believe. Dogurasu (talk) 16:34, March 4, 2013 (UTC)
  12. Where was this spirited young woman at the time of Imperial subjugation and Kefka's subsequent reign of terror? The Returners would have found one such as she to be very valuable to their cause. EdgarXTerra4ever 17:19, March 4, 2013 (UTC)
  13. I hate to add to this landslide, but I think that Faris is simply better than Luso. --Time Master (talk) 20:55, March 4, 2013 (UTC)
  14. - BlitzballArt.pngTidus357 03:38, March 5, 2013 (UTC)
  15. --BlueHighwind 04:50, March 5, 2013 (UTC)
  16. Keelhaul that filthy landlubber, send him down to the depths below, make that Exdeath walk the plank, with a bottle of rum and a yo-ho-ho. Tia-LewiseRydia - Young battle.png 17:51, March 5, 2013 (UTC)
  17. Determined by the process of not knowing who the hell Luso isSquallisnotemo (talk) 04:16, March 6, 2013 (UTC)
  18. I've actually played V...also, I want a new champion.--Kierandell1409 (talk) 07:57, March 6, 2013 (UTC)
  19. Faris is just cooler and more awesome. She can use all the jobs in her game unlike Mr. Hume-job only and make it rain with the gil she stacks to the ceilings. AnonyMan (talk) 02:29, March 7, 2013 (UTC)
  20. I love landslides. --yeah_93 04:30, March 7, 2013 (UTC)
  21. I just like Faris. ^^ Rosa Farrell (talk) 07:22, March 7, 2013 (UTC)
  22. Where's your silly giant pizza-cutter now, Luso? Bwa ha ha! SelkieMaiden267 19:23, March 7, 2013 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. 98.164.240.80 02:33, March 4, 2013 (UTC) A pirate. A dragon. A greatcoat and a katana (what up, Amano?) Lightning and Serah, Faris and Lenna, only with more pirate-y goodness.
  2. 109.118.39.221 14:06, March 5, 2013 (UTC) It's time to end this LMS
  3. 97.121.8.66 02:36, March 4, 2013 (UTC)
  4. What Tia-Lewise said. 184.5.189.204 06:02, March 6, 2013 (UTC)

Votes for Luso[edit source]

  1. This is more of a vote for the Tactics-series Job Class system over V's Job Class system. And I like Luso's hat. King of Noobs 03:36, March 4, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Although probably a landslide, I just don't like faris. Balthierfan (talk) 11:05, March 4, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Yeah need Faris to face greater competitors going to be the easiest retired champ yet. By that token I dislike Faris so vote for Luso --Ffgamesftw (talk) 18:26, March 4, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Despite my love for Faris, TA2 was an excellent game and everyone needs to play it. - +DeadlySlashSword+ 05:11, March 5, 2013 (UTC)
  5. This is not a vote for Luso. This is a vote against Faris (I really don't like her). GoldenChocobo 15:13, March 5, 2013 (UTC)
  6. Just like DSS, this is not a vote against Faris - It is a vote for FFTA2, which goes largely underappreciated sadly MirrorshardSceada 20:25, March 5, 2013 (UTC)
  7. SidVI 18:38, March 7, 2013 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

Silverangel123, you need to sign and timestamp properly to have your vote counted, we can tell when you're not using the wiki's inbuilt timestamp. The fact that the time you gave was 2 hours off from the correct UTC time at the time of your edit (11:39, not 9:38) was a dead giveaway. The instructions on how to vote, including the correct syntax for signing, are in the rules at the top of the page. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 11:54, March 4, 2013 (UTC)

Sorry, I forgot about UTC at the time. Would this be the correct time stamp? UTC is 0, right? Silverangel123 12:17, March 4, 2013 (UTC

UTC is 0, but the wiki will automatically fill it in for you if you sign with 4 tildes (~~~~) -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 12:24, March 4, 2013 (UTC)
It does? Well, thanks a lot!! Silverangel123 (talk) 14:05, March 4, 2013 (UTC)

@EdgarXTerra4ever: On Planet R. Dogurasu (talk) 18:39, March 4, 2013 (UTC)

I think I get the method to your madness, E&T...if Faris was a Returner, you would have liked to pair her with Setzer, wouldn't you? SelkieMaiden267 19:23, March 7, 2013 (UTC)

Come to think of it, was Gil toss ever as ridiculously powerful and great in any other game after FFV? AnonyMan (talk) 02:41, March 7, 2013 (UTC)

I don't think so Silverangel123 (talk) 14:09, March 7, 2013 (UTC)

Nice to see someone appreciates my Alestorm reference. :) Tia-LewiseRydia - Young battle.png 15:28, March 7, 2013 (UTC)

Heh, Alestorm. I just listened to their music so I could say I listened to freakin' Pirate Metal! 92.28.179.2 18:38, March 7, 2013 (UTC)

Week 237: Marche Radiuju v. Luso Clemens[edit source]

Ffta-marche.jpg
DNC Versus.png
Luso.jpg
VICTOR
Luso
13½ to 10½
Unlike their predecessor Ramza, both Marche and Luso both lived in a modern Ivalice before a hungry grimoire ate them up, granted them a giant glass pizza cutter, and deposited them in an alternate Ivalice where they could have all the fantastical adventures they could imagine. Who spun the better tale? VICTOR
Luso
13½ to 10½

Votes for Marche[edit source]

  1.  Yunie X Dissicon ff10 Yun1.png01:03, February 25, 2013 (UTC)
  2. The greatest Final Fantasy villain. ScatheMote 03:23, February 25, 2013 (UTC)
  3. He truly is Ramza's second coming, a hero who resolves to do whats right even if the world turns them into a villain. Lycropath (talk) 08:34, February 25, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Marche thought he was a hero and he acted like one, but he was seen as the villain. If he died, Final Fantasy Tactics Advance would have been a tragedy. SidVI 13:10, February 25, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Underdog!!! U jelly? Marauder 09 I can make the Black Sun look like a Swoop Gang. 20:32, February 25, 2013 (UTC)
  6. Luso's name sounds like Luzzu, who got Chappu killed, which made Lulu sad, therefore I don't like him (which has absolutely nothing to do with Tactics).--Kierandell1409 (talk) 22:28, February 26, 2013 (UTC)
  7. Greatest FF villain, guys. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 12:47, March 2, 2013 (UTC)
  8. --Leon95 18:51, March 2, 2013 (UTC)
  9. I like both of them - but Marche needs the vote more this late into the battle MirrorshardSceada 10:42, March 3, 2013 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. Marche is Awesome! 75.174.6.26 05:35, February 25, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Marche is pretty much the leader of a band of misfits. He was a good leader, for a kid, and had to fight against the wishes of TWO of his closest friends and his brother. #184.47.29.101 19:39, February 25, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Marche really wants to get back and tries everything, Luso doesn't. Plus Marche's adventure is more serious.109.118.21.55 12:40, March 2, 2013 (UTC)

Votes for Luso[edit source]

  1. I have a low opinion of Marche, but know nothing about Luso. C A T U S E 00:46, February 25, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Marche ruined things for everyone --Pzykosiz (talk) 01:57, February 25, 2013 (UTC)
  3.  < Kamikaze Pardee > 02:11, February 25, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Low rent Ramza. --BlueHighwind 04:13, February 25, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Nothin' against Marche, but I just love Luso's personality and story more. King of Noobs 04:16, February 25, 2013 (UTC)
  6. I was going to vote based on which of these outfits was more terrible, but when I examined Marche's I found out that his legs and arms are freakishly mutated, and these images will keep me up at night. Luso's outfit is slightly better. Jimcloud 06:16, February 25, 2013 (UTC)
  7. Red Caps represent. - +DeadlySlashSword+ 09:17, February 25, 2013 (UTC)
  8. As per Jimcloud. I mean, just looks at Marche's ankles. Not to mention his skeletal biceps and swollen elbows. Emperor-PSPField.pngMATEUS 21:23, February 25, 2013 (UTC)
  9. I know about Luso from his cameo appearance in War of The Lions, and as protagonist in FFTA2. (interestingly, he is far less annoying in the former). In any case, he still gets my vote due to familiarity, as I know little of Marche. --Time Master (talk) 22:00, February 25, 2013 (UTC)
  10. As per Cat. - BlitzballArt.pngTidus357 01:38, February 26, 2013 (UTC)
  11. They both look ridiculous. Oh well this one looks slightly less ridiculous. --yeah_93 03:38, February 26, 2013 (UTC)
  12. Luso actually had some personality and a cameo, marche was a drip who wanted to ruin everyone's dreamsBalthierfan (talk) 19:20, February 26, 2013 (UTC)
  13. Luso's story is better. --CynderFlame (talk) 08:05, February 27, 2013 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. As purr cat. 92.28.179.52 17:48, February 28, 2013 (UTC)

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

Why is everyone being all formal and saying "as per"? This isn't the forum, you guys C A T U S E 02:01, February 26, 2013 (UTC)

Agreed, as per Cat. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 02:03, February 26, 2013 (UTC)
Maybe it's "Talk All Snooty" Day or something. After all, we have "Talk Like A Pirate" Day. King of Noobs 02:38, February 26, 2013 (UTC)
And what, might I ask, is the matter with formal speech? EdgarXTerra4ever 15:07, February 27, 2013 (UTC)
Nothing, I talk formally every so often. It just seems weird to do it in the DNC of all places. C A T U S E 02:13, February 28, 2013 (UTC)
I had no idea Jim Cloud and Cat were Espers SlamShuffle19:56, February 27, 2013 (UTC)

Man, I really did not expect that GISing "fuck that you're going home" would get me the image I wanted as the first result. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 12:52, March 2, 2013 (UTC)

Week 236: Last Man Standing Round 31: Faris v. Garland[edit source]

Faris Sword Dance.gif
LMS Icon.png
Garland Brigade.png
DEFENDING CHAMPION
FARIS SCHERWIZ
FINAL FANTASY V
VICTOR - 22½ to 9½
LAST
MAN
STANDING
CHALLENGER
GARLAND
FINAL FANTASY
DEFEAT - 22½ to 9½
Today's match pits Faris against yet another opponent for whom purple is a strong color in their palette. Will the princess-turned-pirate be knocked down? Or will the fallen knight get keelhauled? Who will be the Last Man Standing?

Votes for Faris[edit source]

  1. Poll-dancing Faris Xepscern (talk) 19:53, February 17, 2013 (UTC)
  2. I vote for the modestly dressed sensual dancer. Θάνατος 19:59, February 17, 2013 (UTC)
  3. SetzerLeonhart (talk) 20:48, February 17, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Finally got the correct hair and costume, yes. - +DeadlySlashSword+ 21:22, February 17, 2013 (UTC)
  5. --ClixPsi (talk) 21:25, February 17, 2013 (UTC)
  6. --Pzykosiz (talk) 22:17, February 17, 2013 (UTC)
  7. --BlueHighwind 22:21, February 17, 2013 (UTC)
  8. May the odds favor Faris. EdgarXTerra4ever 23:09, February 17, 2013 (UTC)
  9. Razordash00:04, February 18, 2013 (UTC)
  10. She could impersonate Garland, so yeah: the vote goes to the crossdresser.—Kaimi (999,999 CP/5 TP) 00:36, February 18, 2013 (UTC)
  11. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 05:08, February 18, 2013 (UTC)
  12. --Likechip (talk) 15:24, February 18, 2013 (UTC)
  13.  Yunie X Dissicon ff10 Yun1.png16:32, February 18, 2013 (UTC)
  14. I has Cheezburgerz!! Marauder 09 I can make the Black Sun look like a Swoop Gang. 00:58, February 19, 2013 (UTC)
  15. SidVI 19:39, February 19, 2013 (UTC)
  16. !? My vote got deleted. I'll put mine in again. Silverangel123 15:09 February 19, 2013 (UTC)
  17. ScatheMote 02:26, February 20, 2013 (UTC)
  18. --CynderFlame (talk) 07:30, February 20, 2013 (UTC)
  19. It's about time we got a new champion.--Kierandell1409 (talk) 23:26, February 20, 2013 (UTC)
  20. Rosenarm Brina-PSP-BattleSprite.png 19:22, February 24, 2013 (UTC)
  21. Jimcloud 20:00, February 24, 2013 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. 97.121.50.40 04:08, February 18, 2013 (UTC)
  2. --114.79.59.111 08:00, February 20, 2013 (UTC)
  3. 24.45.150.193 04:53, February 20, 2013 (UTC)

Votes for Garland[edit source]

  1. meh C A T U S E 19:54, February 17, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Emperor-PSPField.pngMATEUS 22:22, February 17, 2013 (UTC)
  3.  < Kamikaze Pardee > 23:58, February 17, 2013 (UTC)
  4. "An opponent worth crushing!" --Time Master (talk) 00:25, February 18, 2013 (UTC)
  5. - BlitzballArt.pngTidus357 01:46, February 18, 2013 (UTC)
  6. Men, women, women-who-dress-like-men, men-who-dress-like-women... it doesn't matter, all will be crushed and destroyed. King of Noobs 05:05, February 18, 2013 (UTC)
  7. I like pirates. But Faris is not a good pirate (Bikke and Leila are much better). GoldenChocobo 14:44, February 18, 2013 (UTC)
  8. I don't get why Faris is winning at all such a meh character. Maybe it's anti-villain bias but Garland is awesome and I've never played dissidia so basing him off his FFI appearance --Ffgamesftw (talk) 16:47, February 19, 2013 (UTC)
  9. Because 8-bit theatre. And this this is valid, he features in that more than FFISquallisnotemo (talk) 07:40, February 20, 2013 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. Best. Plot Twist. Ever. #98.238.254.158 18:45, February 19, 2013 (UTC)

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

Okay, this time I TOTALLY DEFINITELY remembered ALL ON MY OWN, like, nobody had to, say, remind me, or anything, totally my own memory triggering a reminder for updating like any normal person's would.
......... Thank you for reminding me, DSS. :( Jimcloud 19:51, February 17, 2013 (UTC)

Oh, and your right hand is trigger happy. Don't forget that. Ever Emoticon_laughing.png C A T U S E 19:54, February 17, 2013 (UTC)

@Ffgames - You've never played Dissidia and calling Faris a meh character? Garland didn't even develop a personality until Dissidia. - +DeadlySlashSword+ 19:25, February 19, 2013 (UTC)

I'm afraid I disagree at some point. The original Final Fantasy have its pillar in Garland, even though we don't know his reasons or backstory. The Warriors of Light (these ones don't have personality, maybe it was intended to make the players project themselves in the main characters) start the game pursuing him, and all the story is about defeating the Four Fiends and their "creator", that is him. Although I can agree that Faris has a lot of development (because the series evolution lead to it) and can't be placed as a worthless character, since she has merit in how original her story/character was (sorry if the text was too long). JCHK 00:03, February 20, 2013 (UTC)
"Pillar"? Oh please. There's no indication that Garland is behind anything until a minute before the final boss fight. Chaos could have been anyone and FFI's story would still work. Garland could have died permanently after the first time you fight him and all that would change is one cutscene. He's nowhere near as crucial to the story as you're making him out to be. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 23:25, February 19, 2013 (UTC)
OK, maybe the word "pillar" was not well used to describe his role. But what I'm trying to state is that he does have some relevance to the plot, he was not put there for nothing. We can compare his role as an ultimate villain to that of Zemus, in that they did not appear initially as main villains to the player, in the first place they used minions (Four Fiends in both games and Golbez in FFIV), and only in the very later part (almost in the end) they showed themselves; the difference is that Garland also appears in the beggining, what reinforces his role of main villain in the case. JCHK 03:03, February 20, 2013 (UTC)
Wait, Faris gets character development? She just seemed like a jumble of 16-bit pixels to me, except when talking about Syldra. C A T U S E 02:23, February 20, 2013 (UTC)
Faris has a fair bit of character development, especially compared to Garland. - +DeadlySlashSword+ 02:51, February 20, 2013 (UTC)

Week 235: Garland v. Garland[edit source]

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Garland-ffix-boss.png
VICTOR
Garland - 21½ to 17
Two villains. One has a love for knocking things down. The other has a love for assimilating planets. Both named a flower decoration. VICTOR
Garland - 21½ to 17

Votes for Garland[edit source]

  1. They're both good villains, but I prefer the original Garland. He's the first major villain, Chaos's right hand man is Dissidia, a better hero than antagonist in 8-bit theater, and has had an all-around significant influence on the series; which his opponent knows quite well. --Time Master (talk) 18:48, February 10, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Largest ham in Dissidia. Fëasindë Peth 19:19, February 10, 2013 (UTC)
  3. "I shall break you AND your sword!" (Dissidia; Garland to Cloud) SelkieMaiden267 19:22, February 10, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Like him outside of Dissidia too.  < Kamikaze Pardee > 22:51, February 10, 2013 (UTC)
  5.  NeoZEROX Dissicon ff6 Ter4.png 23:38, February 10, 2013 (UTC)
  6. Crush! Destroy! Sunder! Obliterate! King of Noobs 03:28, February 11, 2013 (UTC)
  7. --Pzykosiz (talk) 05:31, February 11, 2013 (UTC)
  8. "I, Garland, will knock you all down!" Silverangel123 06:00, February 11, 2013 (UTC)
  9. I enjoyed IX very much. But 1 will always be a fave of mine and I always did like Garland-1. In AND outside of Dissidia. JuriSuzukiDissicon ff8 Squ1.png15:21, February 11, 2013 (UTC)
  10. Because he hates the forest imps. And I hate them too. GoldenChocobo 16:42 February 11, 2013 (UTC)
  11.  Armageddon11! Dissicon ff12 Gab2.png 01:13, February 12, 2013 (UTC)
  12. So evil, he can offer freshly baked cookies to his enemies before KNOCKING THEM DOWN!--Kierandell1409 (talk) 09:36, February 12, 2013 (UTC)
  13. Lets face it, he's already won and is busy creating an endless cycle in which he always winsSquallisnotemo (talk) 21:58, February 12, 2013 (UTC)
  14. The other one doesn't have a penis either. jeandeve @ deviantArt - ayaGUN@v.gg (talk) 00:28, February 13, 2013 (UTC)
  15. I like both of them, but somehow I like this Garland more. Rosa Farrell (talk) 08:16, February 13, 2013 (UTC)
  16. This guy is a badass in my book when it comes to Dissidia. MechaKaiser, who else?. (talk) 17:28, February 13, 2013 (UTC)
  17. FF9 Garland got outmanuevered and was undone by his own creation using his own tools. FF1 Garland did the outmanuevering to pull a chance of victory from the jaws of defeat. SlamShuffle 20:02, February 15, 2013 (UTC)
  18. - BlitzballArt.pngTidus357 21:55, February 16, 2013 (UTC)
  19. Voting for the large ham. EdgarXTerra4ever 22:14, February 16, 2013 (UTC)
  20. Rosenarm Brina-PSP-BattleSprite.png 00:38, February 17, 2013 (UTC)
  21. SidVI 15:43, February 17, 2013 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. Becuase I can't beat him in Dissidia. 199.27.76.22 15:57, February 11, 2013 (UTC)

Votes for Garland[edit source]

  1. This one doesn't have a vagina. --BlueHighwind 18:26, February 10, 2013 (UTC)
  2. While Garland-I is one of my favorite twists, Garland-IX probably had the better plan, for the most part. --ClixPsi (talk) 18:44, February 10, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Because of my hatred for the original FF's time paradox. Plus Garland in FFIX was a pretty cool guy until he got kicked off a cliff. Jimcloud 19:06, February 10, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Not only is he extremely awesome, but he's also responsible for everything in FFIX. Emperor-PSPField.pngMATEUS 22:20, February 10, 2013 (UTC)
  5. The other Garland is a wimp and doesn't put up a fight C A T U S E 22:25, February 10, 2013 (UTC)
  6. Ham Garland was not an improvement. - +DeadlySlashSword+ 22:37, February 10, 2013 (UTC)
  7. The picture you chose for him is hilarious. The angle makes him look like a midget. :DKeltainentoukokuu (talk) 01:08, February 11, 2013 (UTC)
  8. I was hoping this be the form Garland would have as his third costume in Dissidia 012. Unfortunatly, it wasn't. Razordash03:56, February 11, 2013 (UTC)
  9. As much as I love the original Garland I have to vote for FFIX's Garland. I was actually hoping when he was first introduced that it would be another twist and he would be the main villain. Nothing wrong with Kuja but Garland is awesome. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 05:00, February 11, 2013 (UTC)
  10. This Garland is better than the other Garland. --Leon95 20:41, February 11, 2013 (UTC)
  11. Vercery 21:05, February 11, 2013 (UTC)
  12. SetzerLeonhart (talk) 23:49, February 11, 2013 (UTC)
  13. Cheeseburgers! Marauder 09 I can make the Black Sun look like a Swoop Gang. 03:19, February 12, 2013 (UTC)
  14. Love this Garland better. --CynderFlame (talk) 07:22, February 12, 2013 (UTC)
  15. ScatheMote 22:47, February 16, 2013 (UTC)
  16. Although I like the other one, the cycles and stuff, FF9 Garland is the winner; even after Kuja kills him, he still "lives" in Memoria (in your face, Gestahl!) and guides the party through the place. JC Holy Knight 00:22, February 17, 2012 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. Best character ever. 79.69.201.78 18:26, February 10, 2013 (UTC)
  2. 75.174.2.70 22:15, February 10, 2013 (UTC)

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

One could even say that this is a happy wreath fight, but it's probably better that one doesn't. ScatheMote 18:23, February 10, 2013 (UTC)

This is a happy wreath fight. C A T U S E 05:15, February 12, 2013 (UTC)

Scathe, I refuse to vote until you correct the grievous freudian implications in the current fight organization. Why is the FF9 Garland "the other Garland", why isn't the FF1 Garland "the other Garland", when the Dissidia render of Garland is used and in fact he would not be nearly so popular if not for Dissidia, therefore if any Garland is "the other Garland" it is not the FF9 Garland, it's the other Garland. For that matter to avoid all bias, the phrase "the other Garland" should be avoided all together, "other" implies a lesser, secondary Garland. It would be far more humorous and much less biased to simply say "Votes for Garland" for both. Thank you. Doreiku Kuroofangu 22:33, February 10, 2013 (UTC)

Too... many... Garlands... Emperor-PSPField.pngMATEUS 02:43, February 11, 2013 (UTC)
IX's Garland derives from I's Garland. While "other" does not indicate derivation, as a derivation he is still lesser.
That said, as the second in the list, "other" still makes sense. "Other" indicates order rather than significance (as the first one can't be the other since no other Garland has been stated at that point).
Words. JBed (talk) 16:47, February 11, 2013 (UTC)

Not voting, I demand representation of the third Garland. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 02:59, February 11, 2013 (UTC)

OK, seriously, I want to prod people to read the rules, as four people have had their votes removed for not signing correctly in less than two days. One of these people, who shall remain nameless, has not figured out in nearly three years how to sign properly, which is just ridiculous and wants to make me start a wiki pro-literacy campaign. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 09:01, February 12, 2013 (UTC)

"I, Garland, shall knock all ignorants down!" Anything across these lines, Mage?—Kaimi (999,999 CP/5 TP) 22:26, February 12, 2013 (UTC)

I always thought that both Garlands were one and the same, only in different periods of time. I think that this information is on the FF Compendium, but I am not sure. JC Holy Knight 00:29, February 17, 2012 (UTC)

I was under the impression that FFIX's Garland was also a genome, or something of that effect, if you consider he's around 5000 years old. Emperor-PSPField.pngMATEUS 04:44, February 17, 2013 (UTC)
You're not too far off, but Garland however technically isn't a Genome. If you've paid close attention to what he says prior to battle, you'll learn a little more about him, and his motives. Razordash23:56, February 17, 2013 (UTC)

Week 234: Last Man Standing Round 30: Faris v. Prishe[edit source]

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Theatrhythm Prishe.png
DEFENDING CHAMPION
FARIS SCHERWIZ
FINAL FANTASY V
VICTORY - 25½ to 11
LAST
MAN
STANDING
CHALLENGER
PRISHE
FINAL FANTASY XI
DEFEAT - 25½ to 11
Week 30's LMS brings the battle of the purple haired maidens; strong-willed and tomboyish. Will Faris be able to fend off her first challenger? Who will be the Last Woman Standing?

Votes for Faris[edit source]

  1.  NeoZEROX Dissicon ff6 Ter4.png 08:01, February 3, 2013 (UTC)
  2.  < Kamikaze Pardee > 08:06, February 3, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Aside of a group of filthy pirates, she has an Eidolon by her side as well.—Kaimi (999,999 CP/5 TP) 13:25, February 3, 2013 (UTC)
  4. A pirate who could be a ninja that also has an Elasmosaur-like Eidolon as an ally. Dogurasu (talk) 15:11, February 3, 2013 (UTC)
  5. I'm voting for the pirate this time. Also, I'd like to see a FFV character win, they're often not well-represented. --Time Master (talk) 15:58, February 3, 2013 (UTC)
  6. --Leon95 17:27, February 3, 2013 (UTC)
  7. - +DeadlySlashSword+ 20:49, February 3, 2013 (UTC)
  8. Boycott MMORPGs Jeandeve 22:18, February 3, 2013 (UTC)
  9. Sorry Prishe, I can't vote for someone that I don't know anything about. Emperor-PSPField.pngMATEUS 22:22, February 3, 2013 (UTC)
  10. King of Noobs 22:51, February 3, 2013 (UTC)
  11. --Pzykosiz (talk) 23:56, February 3, 2013 (UTC)
  12. ScatheMote 01:15, February 4, 2013 (UTC)
  13. I'll go with Faris. --CynderFlame (talk) 06:38, February 4, 2013 (UTC)
  14. -- Dissicon ff9 Kuj4.png Flüstergras 11:00, February 4, 2013 (UTC)
  15. Go, Faris! SetzerLeonhart (talk) 22:20, February 4, 2013 (UTC)
  16. ill go for the hot pirate on this one Judge MagisterPyarox 01:07, February 5, 2013 (UTC)
  17. A pirate's life for me! Rosenarm Brina-PSP-BattleSprite.png 01:52, February 5, 2013 (UTC)
  18. Faris is undefeated in DNC. May as well try to keep it that way.--Kierandell1409 (talk) 05:53, February 7, 2013 (UTC)
  19. "Oh, my stars and comets! HE'S A SHE!" OverS0ul13 02/0713 (UTC)
  20. Goo Rayder (talk) 22:50, February 8, 2013 (UTC)
  21. U jelly? Marauder 09 I can make the Black Sun look like a Swoop Gang. 23:26, February 8, 2013 (UTC)
  22.  Yunie X Dissicon ff10 Yun1.png23:31, February 8, 2013 (UTC)
  23. recino Prishe is a monk, right? Well Faris can be a monk too! And a white mage, and a knight, and a ninja, and a mime, etc.
  24. SlamShuffle 18:29, February 9, 2013 (UTC)
  25. Pirate Princess FTW!--Likechip (talk) 04:37, February 10, 2013 (UTC)
  26. --BlueHighwind 18:16, February 10, 2013 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. Go Faris! 97.121.44.175 15:27, February 3, 2013 (UTC)

Votes for Prishe[edit source]

  1.  Armageddon11! Dissicon ff12 Gab2.png 13:17, February 3, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Thongs. C A T U S E 16:37, February 3, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Prishe is really fun to play as. Can't wait to get her to Level 100. SidVI 16:52, February 3, 2013 (UTC)
  4. I like Faris, but she has no real character or depth, just an awesome design. Sorry, this has to go to Prishe, who actually has a story arc and development. --ClixPsi (talk) 17:54, February 3, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Her second alternate outfit is great. GoldenChocobo 17:57, February 3, 2013 (UTC)
  6. Don't really care if Prishe wins just want Faris to lose --Ffgamesftw (talk) 20:37, February 3, 2013 (UTC)
  7. Cat, no, why did you have to bring that up. Jimcloud 02:19, February 4, 2013 (UTC)
  8. I like Prishe's story. It was interesting JuriSuzukiDissicon ff8 Squ1.png12:06, February 4, 2013 (UTC)
  9. More interesting than Faris.--EmmaRs (talk) 21:38, February 4, 2013 (UTC)
  10. I like both of them, but there are two things about Prishe that make me vote for her here: 1 - She's sadly losing by a large margin. 2 - I despise people hating on her just because she's from XI. Seriously... grow up, will you? MirrorshardSceada 10:15, February 9, 2013 (UTC)
  11. ^this -- Sorceror Nobody Flan.PNG 16:00, February 9, 2013 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

Someone has to update the DNC fight on the front page of the Wiki. It still says Prishe vs. Fang. Emperor-PSPField.pngMATEUS 04:33, February 5, 2013 (UTC)

The onlyincludes were messed up. I fixed it. C A T U S E 04:59, February 5, 2013 (UTC) Actually, nvm, DSS got to it the same time I did. 05:01, February 5, 2013 (UTC)

@Jim: Blame Yuan for teaching me (and Otherarrow) the Australian definition of the word in the first place :p C A T U S E 05:01, February 5, 2013 (UTC)

What Australian definition? 79.69.197.127 11:11, February 5, 2013 (UTC)
In Australia, we call flip-flops "thongs", whereas I beleive Americans use the word to describe lingerie. Emperor-PSPField.pngMATEUS 03:33, February 6, 2013 (UTC)
Yes. C A T U S E 03:35, February 6, 2013 (UTC)

@MSS - Please. With this week and last week combined, there were only a total of two anti-Prishe rationales, and only then it was because they've never played XI, not because of the dislike of the character herself. If there was any massive number of hate-based votes, we'd do something about it, rest assured. - +DeadlySlashSword+ 22:43, February 9, 2013 (UTC)

I would hope you wouldn't. People can have whatever rationale they want, doing anything about it would be very easily considered power abuse and/or censorship. 79.69.203.75 23:11, February 9, 2013 (UTC)
Yeah, as much as I support doing this for the FEC tourney removing votes based on rationale is just not on. I point to a quote on my userpage:
"People are going to be stupid, and there's not a damn thing you can do about it, unless you want to shut down all votes."
— Tidus357
And since shutting down the DNC isn't an option...
C A T U S E 01:17, February 10, 2013 (UTC)
I also support having the freedom to be stupid ;) --Shockstorm (talk) 01:32, February 10, 2013 (UTC)
Agreed, it's better to have a place where we can contain all the stupid rather than have it spill out all over the site :P -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 01:36, February 10, 2013 (UTC)

And I quote: " Please do not post anything obnoxious and/or extraordinarily lengthy or it will be removed." I wish you guys would stay on topic. - +DeadlySlashSword+ 01:53, February 10, 2013 (UTC)

FFWiki, on-topic. Ha. C A T U S E 01:55, February 10, 2013 (UTC)
And there's your trademark attempt at humor. - +DeadlySlashSword+ 03:16, February 10, 2013 (UTC)
If it was humor it would be funny. C A T U S E 03:58, February 10, 2013 (UTC)
Which is why it's only an attempt. 79.69.201.78 10:19, February 10, 2013 (UTC)
Who said I was attempting to do anything? C A T U S E 16:58, February 10, 2013 (UTC)


Week 233: Prishe v. Fang[edit source]

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VICTOR
Prishe
17½ to 16
These two harsh-tongued ladies aren't afraid to get their hands dirty to protect what they cherish. Fists, spears, and likely words will fly in this battle to remember. VICTOR
Prishe
17½ to 16

Votes for Prishe[edit source]

  1. She's gonna need it. Prishe is supremely badass and a pretty cool and funny character too. This is based on D012 only but I stand by it. Drake Clawfang (talk) 01:31, January 29, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Fang's "You're gonna squirm" annoyed me quite a bit in FFXIII. Dunno why, but it did. C A T U S E 01:58, January 29, 2013 (UTC)
  3. --Pzykosiz (talk) 03:12, January 29, 2013 (UTC)
  4. For the love of FOOD! King of Noobs 03:15, January 29, 2013 (UTC)
  5. She's probably one of my favorite FFXI deuteragonist. Then gain, Chains of Promathia is my favorite storyline from the sub-series. I hope she wins. --ClixPsi (talk) 04:45, January 29, 2013 (UTC)
  6. "You're not the only one with kicks!" (Dissidia 012; Prishe to Tifa) SelkieMaiden267 04:52, January 29, 2013 (UTC)
  7. Grant us... the Light of Dawn! MirrorshardSceada 09:18, January 29, 2013 (UTC)
  8. Prishe helped me out when I was facing Feral Chaos. --CynderFlame (talk) 10:14, January 29, 2013 (UTC)
  9. I just like Prishe better. Silverangel123 10:16, January 29, 2012 (UTC)
  10. -- Dissicon ff9 Kuj4.png Flüstergras 14:30, January 29, 2013 (UTC)
  11. Because she gave to the "nameless warrior" such an original name. GoldenChocobo 15:28, January 29, 2013 (UTC)
  12.  Cecily Redwingslogo.png  17:50, January 29, 2013 (UTC)
  13. I haven't played FFXI, but I enjoy battling as her in Dissidia 012. She also saved Warrior of Light from a potential life of evil under Garland. --Time Master (talk) 19:24, January 29, 2013 (UTC)
  14. May as well give a bit of love to XI.--Kierandell1409 (talk) 07:03, January 30, 2013 (UTC)
  15. "Spicy hot Tacos!" OverS0ul13 11:02 January 31, 2013 (UTC)
  16. MystRay 17:24, January 31, 2013 (UTC)
  17. Jimcloud 21:53, February 2, 2013 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. 97.121.63.10 01:42, January 29, 2013 (UTC)

Votes for Fang[edit source]

  1. U jelly? Marauder 09 I can make the Black Sun look like a Swoop Gang. 01:46, January 29, 2013 (UTC)
  2.  < Kamikaze Pardee > 04:54, January 29, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Emperor-PSPField.pngMATEUS 05:01, January 29, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Jimmie, you said that Fang would win, but it's the opposite! Also, Fang is so awesome she can create portals to travel to other people's dreams!—Kaimi (999,999 CP/5 TP) 15:35, January 29, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Because better. --Leon95 19:56, January 29, 2013 (UTC)
  6. SetzerLeonhart (talk) 20:09, January 29, 2013 (UTC)
  7.  Yunie X Dissicon ff10 Yun1.png20:56, January 29, 2013 (UTC)
  8. Despite my animosity for the XIII series at large, Fang pulls off the "I'm way older than I look" angle better than Prishe as Fang actually acts her age. Lesbian undertones are always a bonus, as well. - +DeadlySlashSword+ 00:37, January 30, 2013 (UTC)
  9. Still my main romantic interest in FF.Keltainentoukokuu (talk) 01:28, January 30, 2013 (UTC)
  10. --FFBoy (talk) 09:52, January 30, 2013 (UTC)
  11. I really hope that Fang and Vanille appear more than 1 minute in Lightning Returns... :( Smiles and Sunshine (talk) 23:36, January 30, 2013 (UTC)
  12. Fang is awesome, and in my opinion, vastly superior to Prishe. Sasukekunai1 (talk) 00:36, February 1, 2013 (UTC)
  13. - BlitzballArt.pngTidus357 07:21, February 1, 2013 (UTC)
  14. Not only was Fang one of the most useful characters in the game, she had some truly emotional moments that fit her tough persona. SlamShuffle 21:47, February 1, 2013 (UTC)
  15. Fang is mah girl. Total HBIC. XIII had great Alpha Females. Bahamut knows best (talk) 21:20, February 2, 2013 (UTC)
  16.  NeoZEROX Dissicon ff6 Ter4.png 22:23, February 2, 2013 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

I am a bad Jimcloud. :( Jimcloud 01:26, January 29, 2013 (UTC)

go sit in the corner --Pzykosiz (talk) 03:13, January 29, 2013 (UTC)
Aww... well, at least you admit it. Here, have a cookie. King of Noobs 03:16, January 29, 2013 (UTC)

This is a point discussed during Kuja's LMS run, but for those who only know Prishe from D012; her character is extremely flanderized and exaggerated (as are the rest of the characters) for the purpose of that game. Watch some Chains of Promathia vids on yt and see a marked difference. I almost feel the need to distinguish D012 characters as not the same characters as the ones they're derived from. - +DeadlySlashSword+ 00:46, January 30, 2013 (UTC)

The difference being that Kuja stands out as one of the characters most shafted by the Dissidia team, more so in the original than 012, which was generally handled better. By comparison, I found Prishe's character was actually pretty close to her character in FFXI. I didn't notice much of a difference. Unless we're talking about the food gag, in which case, yeah, most people never even saw that <_< Jimcloud 00:50, January 30, 2013 (UTC)
I almost wonder if more people are voting for Prishe because of her Dissidia persona, rather than her original incarnation. Some of the votes certainly seem to indicate that, and it would be an interesting reversal of the Kuja situation. SlamShuffle 21:48, February 1, 2013 (UTC)
Of course that's the case. - +DeadlySlashSword+ 21:54, February 1, 2013 (UTC)
IMO, it's harmless. Then again, I've never played D012 or XI. C A T U S E 01:42, February 2, 2013 (UTC)
Didn't say it was harmful. - +DeadlySlashSword+ 01:57, February 2, 2013 (UTC)
Unfortunately, I only know her from her Dissidia time, having never played XI. I still haven't, pity. King of Noobs 04:46, February 2, 2013 (UTC)

Week 232: Last Man Standing Round 28: Mog v. Faris[edit source]

Mog US.jpg
LMS Icon.png
Faris Freelancer Art.png
DEFENDING CHAMPION
MOG
FINAL FANTASY VI
DEFEAT - 21 TO 24
LAST
MAN
STANDING
CHALLENGER
FARIS Scherwiz
FINAL FANTASY V
VICTORY - 21 TO 24
Mog barely managed to defeat the defending champion in the Last Man Standing. However, will Mog be able to fight off his first challenger, Faris? Who will be the Last Man Standing? Who will be the Last Woman Standing? Who will be the Last Woman Who Dresses like a Man Standing?

Votes for Mog[edit source]

  1.  Yunie X Dissicon ff10 Yun1.png16:01, January 21, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Moogle. Drake Clawfang (talk) 16:11, January 21, 2013 (UTC)
  3. --ClixPsi (talk) 17:24, January 21, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Faris may be a woman who dresses like a man when she fights, but Mog is one of the few who fights fur-naked. Give the naked one props. King of Noobs 20:06, January 21, 2013 (UTC)
  5. I don't have any real issues with Faris, I just like Mog better. (Mog is losing, so I'm also voting for the underdog.) --Time Master (talk) 20:23, January 21, 2013 (UTC)
  6. Mog shall be the Last Moogle Standing! EdgarXTerra4ever 21:58, January 21, 2013 (UTC)
  7. --Kingkillerbee (talk) 22:20, January 21, 2013 (UTC)
  8. MystRay 03:07, January 22, 2013 (UTC)
  9. Can't stand Mog's cuteness. --CynderFlame (talk) 10:18, January 22, 2013 (UTC)
  10. Mog is fluffy! Mog has a shiny pom-pom! Mog can fly! (or maybe not?) - GoldenChocobo 10:55, January 22, 2013 (UTC)
  11. Human or mascot? Mascot! MissH <3 11:22, January 22, 2013 (UTC)
  12. <3 moogles. Mog to win! --EmmaRs (talk) 19:03, January 22, 2013 (UTC)
  13. --Kierandell1409 (talk) 22:12, January 23, 2013 (UTC)
  14. Kupo! SelkieMaiden267 01:19, January 24, 2013 (UTC)
  15. Tastes like Chicken!Marauder 09 I can make the Black Sun look like a Swoop Gang. 21:13, January 24, 2013 (UTC)
  16. Kupo! Smiles and Sunshine (talk) 16:13, January 25, 2013 (UTC)
  17. I feel like as much as I do like Mog I am more voting against Faris. I don't know I just never really liked any of the characters from FFV --Ffgamesftw (talk) 16:55, January 25, 2013 (UTC)
  18. Faris has multiple classes in a game where all the PCs have multiple classes. Mog has multiple classes in a game where no one else does. SlamShuffle 21:12, January 25, 2013 (UTC)
  19. ScatheMote 04:21, January 27, 2013 (UTC)
  20. --Leon95 19:13, January 27, 2013 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. First playeable moogle, his name will be the insignia for all the future moogles, he can control a yeti, he uses spears, and... he's so cute and awesome :D ! 97.121.63.11 7:18, January 22, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Moogles are better than pirates. 184.5.180.220‎ 18:49, January 26, 2013 (UTC)

Votes for Faris[edit source]

  1. Faris is pretty cool. Mog is pretty meh. Jimcloud 16:01, January 21, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Obvious.--Otherarrow (talk) 16:02, January 21, 2013 (UTC)
  3. She can dance better than Mog, I'm certain. MirrorshardSceada 16:14, January 21, 2013 (UTC)
  4. -- Dissicon ff9 Kuj4.png Flüstergras 16:54, January 21, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Meh, Montblanc's the better moogle. Balthier is the better pirate, yes, but still. C A T U S E 17:41, January 21, 2013 (UTC)
  6. SetzerLeonhart (talk) 18:00, January 21, 2013 (UTC)
  7. I like the job class switching system better than having each character be stuck as one job class throughout the entire game. Silverangel123 19:00, January 21, 2013 (UTC)
  8. - +DeadlySlashSword+ 20:13, January 21, 2013 (UTC)
  9. I like a woman who's flexible.  < Kamikaze Pardee > 00:57, January 22, 2013 (UTC)
  10. --Pzykosiz (talk) 02:08, January 22, 2013 (UTC)
  11. SidVI 15:30, January 22, 2013 (UTC)
  12. Mhm, flexible - BlitzballArt.pngTidus357 23:44, January 22, 2013 (UTC)
  13. Squallisnotemo (talk) 01:40, January 23, 2013 (UTC)
  14. Rosenarm Brina-PSP-BattleSprite.png 19:00, January 24, 2013 (UTC)
  15. Faris is the most interesting party member in V, and considering she has to compete with an elderly amnesiac warrior from another world that's a pretty decent effort. Emperor-PSPField.pngMATEUS 20:40, January 24, 2013 (UTC)
  16.  NeoZEROX Dissicon ff6 Ter4.png 02:56, January 26, 2013 (UTC)
  17.  CloudyKrystal Dissicon ff7 Clo2.png 04:02, January 27, 2013 (UTC)
  18. BlueLionheart Cloudy Wolf.jpg (T/C) 04:39, January 27, 2013 (UTC)
  19. Sorry. It was either this or Chinese fapping machines. ShirubaKurono Dissicon ff13 Lig3.png 05:52, January 27, 2013 (UTC)
  20. Cloudn 10:17, January 27, 2013 (UTC)
  21. JBed (talk) 15:17, January 27, 2013 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. Faris is better than Mog. V was the first game I played 97.121.63.10 18:07, January 21, 2013 (UTC)
  2. 173.176.74.87 23:41, January 23, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Pirates are awesome, and Faris is te most awesome! --213.190.205.130 09:07, January 24, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Faris has to win 121.219.114.95 10:30, January 24, 2013 (UTC)
  5. 139.195.193.125 03:33, January 25, 2013 (UTC)
  6. 120.144.72.224 03:15, January 27, 2013 (UTC)

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

The moon and the sun are similar heavenly bodies, are they not? So it makes sense as to why I mistook the day of the moon for the day of the sun. I am going to stick with this interpretation, and not that I just forgot. ScatheMote 15:58, January 21, 2013 (UTC)

Works for me. C A T U S E 17:41, January 21, 2013 (UTC)
I might as well go looking for two other people who actually want to update this with me. :P - +DeadlySlashSword+ 19:17, January 21, 2013 (UTC)
Well, we want to update the DNC, when we can remember it <_<;; Jimcloud 00:44, January 22, 2013 (UTC)

Hey, what the hell is with the Anonymous section of the "Votes for Mog" column? Why didn't my vote show up when I added it there? And mine wasn't the only one, either - there was at least two more votes present on the "Editing" page when I went to add mine, but on the actual DNC page, the Anonymous "Votes for Mog" section is entirely absent. Seriously. Who in the name of the Warring Triad is rigging the DNC against our dear moogle? 184.5.180.220 18:45, January 26, 2013 (UTC)

The first anon voter managed to break it. I fixed it. C A T U S E 18:49, January 26, 2013 (UTC)

Week 231: Faris Scherwiz v. Balthier[edit source]

Note: The image used for Faris in this fight is a replacement, as the original is no longer available due to image uploading issues. The original image may be seen here.

Amano Faris III.jpg DNC Versus.png
Balthier RW.png
VICTOR
Faris
28½ to 24½
Yar-har, fiddle-de-dee
Being a pirate is alright with me
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free
You are a pirate!
VICTOR
Faris
28½ to 24½

Votes for Faris[edit source]

  1. SidVI 07:05, January 13, 2013 (UTC)
  2. First off, awesome fanart. Anyway, Faris has way better pirate-speak. Yarrrr Emperor-PSPField.pngMATEUS 07:34, January 13, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Jimcloud 08:06, January 13, 2013 (UTC)
  4. SetzerLeonhart (talk) 12:58, January 13, 2013 (UTC)
  5. I actually like Faris a bit more than Balthier.—Kaimi (999,999 CP/5 TP) 13:08, January 13, 2013 (UTC)
  6. I hate Balthier. --CynderFlame (talk) 14:14, January 13, 2013 (UTC)
  7. Much as I enjoy Balthier during my XII Playthrough now (Yes, finally got to that!) and loved him in Tactics, if the question is "Better pirate", I've got to give it to Faris. Plus, that fanart is beyond amazing MirrorshardSceada 14:54, January 13, 2013 (UTC)
  8. Hahahahaha. Easy choice.--Otherarrow (talk) 18:56, January 13, 2013 (UTC)
  9.  NeoZEROX Dissicon ff6 Ter4.png 18:58, January 13, 2013 (UTC)
  10. --Pzykosiz (talk) 02:41, January 14, 2013 (UTC)
  11.  Cecily Redwingslogo.png  04:12, January 14, 2013 (UTC)
  12. Voting for the underdog. Ignore the fact that this vote put Faris in front...for now.--Kierandell1409 (talk) 09:20, January 14, 2013 (UTC)
  13. Balthier is overrated so count this as a vote against him rather than a vote for Faris ;D EmmaRs (talk) 17:55, January 14, 2013 (UTC)
  14. Because I prefer Faris to Ffamran. Dogurasu (talk) 21:08, January 14, 2013 (UTC)
  15. Reading Faris's textboxes was painful, but I felt a stronger pain every time Balthier opened his mouth. Thank God FFVAnthology didn't have voice acting. JBed (talk) 21:15, January 14, 2013 (UTC)
  16. Balthier has merely average stats*(the game tricks you into sticking him with his gun) and is intolerably self-centered. Faris, meanwhile, is <3 - +DeadlySlashSword+ 23:41, January 14, 2013 (UTC)
  17. I only played Final Fantasy 1-6, so Faris has my vote. Silverangel123 9:17, January 15, 2013 (UTC)
  18. EdgarXTerra4ever 17:12, January 15, 2013 (UTC)
  19. What can I say? I like a girl with a sword. Yrusama (talk) 20:38, January 15, 2013 (UTC)
  20. Because reverse traps. jeandeve @ deviantArt - ayaGUN@v.gg (talk) 02:43, January 17, 2013 (UTC)
  21. --Kingkillerbee (talk) 05:59, January 17, 2013 (UTC)
  22. You are a pirate ;D Rosenarm Brina-PSP-BattleSprite.png 22:28, January 17, 2013 (UTC)
  23. Sea Dragon FTW. SlamShuffle 12:53, January 18, 2013 (UTC)
  24. Never even played V and yet I like Faris! JuriSuzukiDissicon ff13 Lig1.png 23:57, January 18, 2013 (UTC)
  25. --BiggsandWedge 00:25, January 20, 2013 (UTC)
  26. - BlitzballArt.pngTidus357 00:52, January 20, 2013 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. --Gotta love Faris!! 86.45.239.162 03:14, January 21, 2013 (UTC)
  2. --71.160.115.108 05:42, January 13, 2013 (UTC)
  3. 97.121.63.10 07:04, January 13, 2013 (UTC)
  4. 96.234.74.204 04:07, January 17, 2013 (UTC)
  5. --85.242.104.150 22:15, January 17, 2013 (UTC)

Votes for Balthier[edit source]

  1. He's the Leading Man, rather than the Not-So-Leading Woman-Who-Dresses-Like-A-Man-But-I-Still-Thought-Was-A-Woman. C A T U S E 06:38, January 13, 2013 (UTC)
  2. I wish I could be a sky pirate.  < Kamikaze Pardee > 07:33, January 13, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Ehhhhhhhhhhhh, while I really want to vote for the fanart, I liked Balthier better as a character. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 07:47, January 13, 2013 (UTC)
  4. --ClixPsi (talk) 09:15, January 13, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Despite fond memories of V and its Job Change system, which, if I recall correctly, provided a bit more customization than most Job Change systems in the Main series, I must vote for the Leading Man. King of Noobs 14:27, January 13, 2013 (UTC)
  6. Balthier is the best character in the FFXII cast, while Faris is not the best character in the FFV cast. GoldenChocobo 15:35, January 13, 2013 (UTC)
  7. A surprisingly difficult choice. ScatheMote 15:45, January 13, 2013 (UTC)
  8.  Yunie X Dissicon ff10 Yun1.png16:37, January 13, 2013 (UTC)
  9. Faris really isn't an exceptional character in my opinion. On the other hand, Balthier really stood out (in a good way) among FFXII's characters. The leading man > a cross-dressing princess/pirate. --Time Master (talk) 18:31, January 13, 2013 (UTC)
  10. I absolutely adore Balthier. This was really hard for me though because Faris is one of the few truly awesome women in the series.Bahamut knows best (talk) 20:08, January 13, 2013 (UTC)
  11. Hard decision... sorry, Faris :-/ -- Dissicon ff9 Kuj4.png Flüstergras 20:23, January 13, 2013 (UTC)
  12. ^  CloudyKrystal Dissicon ff7 Clo2.png 20:47, January 13, 2013 (UTC)
  13. His shot is faster, or his name's not Balthier.  Armageddon11! Dissicon ff12 Gab2.png 10:53, January 14, 2013 (UTC)
  14. Sexy, flirty and cool. Need say more?--Nerdy geek bk (talk) 11:29, January 14, 2013 (UTC)
  15. Keltainentoukokuu (talk) 13:41, January 14, 2013 (UTC)
  16. Sorry Faris but Balthier is by far the cooler character. (but awesome artwork for Faris) --Ffgamesftw (talk) 16:42, January 14, 2013 (UTC)
  17. Balthier, 'cause he's badass. MechaKaiser, who else?. (talk) 04:38, January 15, 2013 (UTC)
  18. Because he uses the word fisticuffsSquallisnotemo (talk) 04:50, January 15, 2013 (UTC)
  19. Because he is a gentleman and a scholar. Also he brought a welcome breath of fresh air into Revenant Wings after five chapters of having to suffer with Vaan and Penelo as the main focus. 8bit 05:13, January 15, 2013 (UTC)
  20. My name says why. Balthierfan (talk) 14:24, January 15, 2013 (UTC)
  21. He's a sky pirate which is better than a regular pirate! Plus, best character from my favorite game MystRay 21:39, January 15, 2013 (UTC)
  22. I like Balthier. I'm surprised by the number of people who don't like him though. yeah_93 02:39, January 18, 2013 (UTC)
  23. Ha, easy. --Leon95 18:01, January 18, 2013 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes[edit source]

  1. 85.168.21.152 08:49, January 13, 2013 (UTC) Please. It's Balthier.
  2. He can fly. 79.8.254.253 21:41, January 13, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Balthier will win. trust me. 121.220.120.116 08:44, January 15, 2013 (UTC)

Peanut Gallery[edit source]

Credit for the fanart of Faris goes to meke - +DeadlySlashSword+ 05:28, January 13, 2013 (UTC)

Am I the only one who thought Balthier was just Final Fantasy XII's Irvine Kinneas? Not that it's a bad thing... I liked Irvine. Emperor-PSPField.pngMATEUS 20:51, January 14, 2013 (UTC)

Balthier isn't a pirate, he's a SKY PIRATE FROM THE MIDDLE AGES! So of course he doesn't talk like a pirate. C A T U S E 02:04, January 15, 2013 (UTC)

Nothin' like a close back-and-forth battle to get one excited. King of Noobs 05:33, January 17, 2013 (UTC)

Jimcloud voted twice in the Faris side (Number 3 and number 8).. GoldenChocobo 17:55, January 18, 2013 (UTC)

Sheesh! She's a staff member! They know some mumbo-jumbo there!—Kaimi (999,999 CP/5 TP) 17:59, January 18, 2013 (UTC)
Thank you for pointing it out. Clearly I took a leave of my senses when I voted. :\ Jimcloud 19:52, January 18, 2013 (UTC)
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