Early in the day of June 13th, 2016 (for Americans, anyways), a trailer was shown for a game of some renown. This trailer prominently features a battle against Titan.
Later in the day, another trailer was shown for this same game, and it opened with... well, I think you get the picture. In this battle for screentime dominance, who will be victorious: the earthen entity, or the feathered fighter?
I know I should vote for one of the two mascots of FF, but this is more a vote for a summon who could have been SO much more epic if he only had more screentime in previous games and more backstories.Free bird (talk) 22:27, June 14, 2016 (UTC)
With the exception of one game, I always found Titan to be very easy to fight in just about every iteration. Crashb2007 (talk) 20:18, June 17, 2016 (UTC)
Votes for Chocobo
If you're going to travel, travel in style on a giant yellow bird. King of Noobs 12:42, June 14, 2016 (UTC)
Even though I usually find the sidequests featuring them extremely annoying, I still love chocobos. ZidaneSilverfield 13:11, June 14, 2016 (UTC)
Flying types are immune to Ground attacks, ergo Chocobo wins. Armageddon11 (talk) 10:51, June 15, 2016 (UTC)
KWEEEHHHHHHH?!?!?! Hot and Cold is one of my most favorite minigames in all of Final Fantasy! 22.214.171.124 17:41, June 14, 2016 (UTC)
I mean, we all know the true victor of this fight is Prompto's ridiculous VR headset, but that's neither here nor there.
As for why I didn't update, uh... I was extremely busy on the weekend once again, but by the time I remembered it was my week to update the DNC (well, the fourth or fifth time I remembered, but details) it was already Thursday, so there wasn't much point in updating at that point. I told myself I'd be a bit prompter with updating this week.
...Then E3 happened. It, uh, it happened a lot. Jimcloud 09:44, June 14, 2016 (UTC)
I feel like one of our contestants needs to be smoking a blunt. -- SomeColorMage ~ (Talk) 09:57, June 14, 2016 (UTC)
Kweh, kweh, k--hhhhhhh *dies of lung cancer* Cat (meow ∙ hunt) 17:05, June 14, 2016 (UTC)
Dundundundun dundada dadadun dun Pzykosiz (talk) 10:54, June 20, 2016 (UTC)
Week 393: Last Man Standing Round 110: God Week: Zidane vs. Auron
CHAMPION ZIDANE TRIBAL FINAL FANTASY IX
LAST MAN STANDING
CHALLENGER AURON FINAL FANTASY X
Now, you may say to me, "But SCM, while we have sufficiently proven Zidane's godhood, what about Auron?"
To that I say, he looked after Tidus for close to a decade without choking him out. No human, either alive or weird zombie ghost, could manage that.
The coolest babysitter ever! GoldenChocobo 13:42, June 3, 2016 (UTC)
Dat theme music though! 126.96.36.199 00:03, June 1, 2016 (UTC)
Chibi-Zidane, rather cute. Chibi-ish Auron? Somehow kinda scary. King of Noobs 12:26, May 31, 2016 (UTC)
Blue... I don't think Auron's hand is injured, as we can see him using that arm in a cutscene in Luca Stadium. It's like how some samurai think they'll look cool wearing yukata like that. You can see many samurai in anime/movies doing the same. Like this. Monterossa (talk) 12:52, May 31, 2016 (UTC)
Err... anyone going to update this? I think this has been forgotten yet again... Crashb2007 (talk) 03:03, June 13, 2016 (UTC)
Not updating weekly content on time is one of the pillars on which the wiki operates. Cat (meow ∙ hunt) 06:16, June 13, 2016 (UTC)
A DNC update is never late or early, it arrives exactly when it is intended to. -- SomeColorMage ~ (Talk) 08:42, June 13, 2016 (UTC)
In celebration of the release of the FFX remaster on steam, here is a fight featuring Auron versus his red dead compatriot Vincent.
Now, I wanted to have a pure FFX fight, but there were no good other undead people in FFX to pair with Auron. Yes, I know that half of the NPCs are undead in FFX, but most of them are total losers and not fit for this noble arena. Vincent is less of a loser than people like Seymour or Mika or that old guy who lectures you on the road, so he gets to be in this fight today. Yes, I am aware that he is a moron in his terrible sequel, but Auron has it much worse: his daughter stars in some terrible audio drama that features zombie shoopufs and Sin returning for no goddamn reason. Coincidentally, you can listen to it as part of the remaster. If you want, I guess. It's less of a time commitment than FFX-2, at least.
Week 391: Last Man Standing Round 109: Revenge Week: Red XIII vs. Zidane
CHAMPION RED XIII FINAL FANTASY VII VICTOR (IF WE WERE PLAYING GOLF) 6-8.5
LAST MAN STANDING
CHALLENGER ZIDANE TRIBAL FINAL FANTASY IX DEFEAT (ALSO IF WE WERE PLAYING GOLF) 6-8.5
Last Last Man Standing's manly grandstanding matchup (say that five times fast) pitted red against orange in a gruesome battle for color dominance, a battle Red XIII only narrowly won. So, naturally, Garnet did the only reasonable thing available to her under the circumstances: complain to her boyfriend. Loudly. And now here he is, in the Dragon's Neck Colosseum Last Man Standing competition. Coincidence? We here at the Dragon's Neck Colosseum Committee do not believe in coincidence.
We also don't believe in Rock, not including Krile in fights, or the release date of Kingdom Hearts III, but that's neither here nor there. The point is, I hope you're all ready for some classic grudge match action! Can Zidane win this for his lady and make Orange XIII once and for all? Or will Red XIII manage to retain his ill-gotten color gains for good? Who will be the Last Man Standing?
Wow, that brings back memories of way back when we actually ended fight intros with that.
Votes for Red XIII
Sorry Zidane, but Red XIII looks cooler... Crashb2007 (talk) 02:36, May 18, 2016 (UTC)
If only because I'm seriously allergic to cats. Berani00 (talk) 00:43, May 22, 2016 (UTC)
SOMEONE take out Red XIII! He keeps taking out characters from 2 of my favorite FF's (VI and IX) -__- 188.8.131.52 22:43, May 18, 2016 (UTC)
To conclude this update with your typical topical Reason Jimcloud Didn't Update Earlier excuse, did you know African folklore is really fricking weird?? Like, the highlight for me is the story that opens with the hyena telling the hare that they should both kill and eat their mothers, and ends with the hare hammering a red-hot nail into the hyena's skull, at the hyena's request.