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Week 391: Last Man Standing Round 109: Revenge Week: Red XIII vs. Zidane

CHAMPION RED XIII FINAL FANTASY VII VICTOR (IF WE WERE PLAYING GOLF) 6-8.5		LAST MAN STANDING		CHALLENGER ZIDANE TRIBAL FINAL FANTASY IX DEFEAT (ALSO IF WE WERE PLAYING GOLF) 6-8.5
Last Last Man Standing's manly grandstanding matchup (say that five times fast) pitted red against orange in a gruesome battle for color dominance, a battle Red XIII only narrowly won. So, naturally, Garnet did the only reasonable thing available to her under the circumstances: complain to her boyfriend. Loudly. And now here he is, in the Dragon's Neck Colosseum Last Man Standing competition. Coincidence? We here at the Dragon's Neck Colosseum Committee do not believe in coincidence. We also don't believe in Rock, not including Krile in fights, or the release date of Kingdom Hearts III, but that's neither here nor there. The point is, I hope you're all ready for some classic grudge match action! Can Zidane win this for his lady and make Orange XIII once and for all? Or will Red XIII manage to retain his ill-gotten color gains for good? Who will be the Last Man Standing? Wow, that brings back memories of way back when we actually ended fight intros with that.
Votes for Red XIII Sorry Zidane, but Red XIII looks cooler... Crashb2007 (talk) 02:36, May 18, 2016 (UTC) I want Red XIII as DLC for the next Dissidia game, if possible :D MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 06:39, May 18, 2016 (UTC) Monterossa (talk) 12:55, May 18, 2016 (UTC) Red is the clear underdog (hahah), and I like VII more. Zhor7 23:00, May 18, 2016 (UTC) I'm with Red XIII all the way!Free bird (talk) 23:42, May 18, 2016 (UTC) GoldenChocobo 14:20, May 21, 2016 (UTC) Anonymous Votes			Votes for Zidane If Jimcloud can be super late on updates, so can I! Cat (meow ∙ hunt) 04:08, May 18, 2016 (UTC) You don't need a reason to vote for him (see what I did there?) ~ZidaneSilverfield 06:00, May 18, 2016 (UTC) Pzykosiz (talk) 07:57, May 18, 2016 (UTC) Trukk not munky Armageddon11 (talk) 08:34, May 18, 2016 (UTC) -- Technobliterator TC 10:39, May 18, 2016 (UTC) I can't rely on tail alone for this vote, so I'll have to think of a reason later. King of Noobs 12:47, May 18, 2016 (UTC) ThePhoenixDown (talk) 18:23, May 19, 2016 (UTC) If only because I'm seriously allergic to cats. Berani00 (talk) 00:43, May 22, 2016 (UTC) Anonymous Votes SOMEONE take out Red XIII! He keeps taking out characters from 2 of my favorite FF's (VI and IX) -__- 68.4.230.168 22:43, May 18, 2016 (UTC)
Peanut Gallery To conclude this update with your typical topical Reason Jimcloud Didn't Update Earlier excuse, did you know African folklore is really fricking weird?? Like, the highlight for me is the story that opens with the hyena telling the hare that they should both kill and eat their mothers, and ends with the hare hammering a red-hot nail into the hyena's skull, at the hyena's request. Folklore, man. Jimcloud 01:51, May 18, 2016 (UTC) Was acid involved in the writing of this story? Pzykosiz (talk) 09:09, May 18, 2016 (UTC) I make no guarantees. Jimcloud 12:24, May 18, 2016 (UTC) And people say the stories we have these days are messing us up. Man, they had some weird ones back in the day. King of Noobs 12:49, May 18, 2016 (UTC) That would depend entirely on what acid we're talking about. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 16:30, May 18, 2016 (UTC)