Week 397: Fickle Fate Week: Terra vs. Gabranth[]
Champion Terra Branford Final Fantasy VI Undecided |
LAST MAN STANDING |
CHALLENGER GABRANTH FINAL FANTASY XII UNDECIDED | |||
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So, since the last LMS ended in a tie (THANKS GUYS), we need to do something a little different this time, and roll a random competitor for Gabranth to fight in LMS. This random generator came up with Terra, which... should prove mildly more interesting than some other randomly generated fights we've seen.
Assuming one of the two doesn't get totally destroyed. | |||||
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Peanut Gallery[]ONLY DEATH SHALL PARDON ME FOR TRENDSETTING Cat (meow ∙ hunt) 21:49, July 19, 2016 (UTC)
Anon: I personally am not doing MM4 until after FFXV comes out, if someone else decides they want to do it (I'll only do it if nobody's stepped up by then), then timing's up to them. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 04:36, July 22, 2016 (UTC)
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Week 396: I'm Captain Basch fon Ronsenburg of Dalmasca Week: Basch fon Ronsenburg vs. Gabranth[]
Victor Gabranth 5 - 8.5 |
Victor Gabranth 5 - 8.5 | ||||
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Peanut Gallery[]To Auron anon number 1 last week, welp. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 00:58, July 6, 2016 (UTC)
Is this where we put votes for Vaan? Pzykosiz (talk) 09:29, July 8, 2016 (UTC)
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Week 395: Last Man Standing Round 111: Bender Week: Auron vs. Chocobo[]
CHAMPION AURON FINAL FANTASY X TIE |
LAST MAN STANDING |
CHALLENGER CHOCOBO KWEH BOTH LOSE | |||
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What day is it today? What year is it? Why I am sitting in an alleyway covered in cat hair? Why do I have Polish citizenship now? Where are all my matching socks? Why is everything in plaid? This is the worst future. | |||||
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Peanut Gallery[]This is a pretty low-vote fight. Everyone must be out enjoying summer vacation, lucky sods. King of Noobs 21:33, July 2, 2016 (UTC) Next update will probably be tomorrow (AEST, so anywhere between 8 and 32 hours from this post), I've got a few things to do today and don't think I'll get around to updating this. |
Week 394: Expo Week: Titan vs. Chocobo[]
Defeat! 8.5-3 |
Early in the day of June 13th, 2016 (for Americans, anyways), a trailer was shown for a game of some renown. This trailer prominently features a battle against Titan.
Later in the day, another trailer was shown for this same game, and it opened with... well, I think you get the picture. In this battle for screentime dominance, who will be victorious: the earthen entity, or the feathered fighter? |
Victory! 8.5-3 | |||
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Anonymous Votes[]KWEEEHHHHHHH?!?!?! Hot and Cold is one of my most favorite minigames in all of Final Fantasy! 68.4.230.168 17:41, June 14, 2016 (UTC) | ||||
Peanut Gallery[]I mean, we all know the true victor of this fight is Prompto's ridiculous VR headset, but that's neither here nor there. As for why I didn't update, uh... I was extremely busy on the weekend once again, but by the time I remembered it was my week to update the DNC (well, the fourth or fifth time I remembered, but details) it was already Thursday, so there wasn't much point in updating at that point. I told myself I'd be a bit prompter with updating this week. ...Then E3 happened. It, uh, it happened a lot. Jimcloud 09:44, June 14, 2016 (UTC)
Dundundundun dundada dadadun dun Pzykosiz (talk) 10:54, June 20, 2016 (UTC) |
Week 393: Last Man Standing Round 110: God Week: Zidane vs. Auron[]
CHAMPION ZIDANE TRIBAL FINAL FANTASY IX |
LAST MAN STANDING |
CHALLENGER AURON FINAL FANTASY X | |||
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Now, you may say to me, "But SCM, while we have sufficiently proven Zidane's godhood, what about Auron?"
To that I say, he looked after Tidus for close to a decade without choking him out. No human, either alive or weird zombie ghost, could manage that. | |||||
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Peanut Gallery[]Chibi-Zidane, rather cute. Chibi-ish Auron? Somehow kinda scary. King of Noobs 12:26, May 31, 2016 (UTC) Blue... I don't think Auron's hand is injured, as we can see him using that arm in a cutscene in Luca Stadium. It's like how some samurai think they'll look cool wearing yukata like that. You can see many samurai in anime/movies doing the same. Like this. Monterossa (talk) 12:52, May 31, 2016 (UTC) Err... anyone going to update this? I think this has been forgotten yet again... Crashb2007 (talk) 03:03, June 13, 2016 (UTC)
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Week 392: Red Dead Rhyming Week: Auron vs. Vincent[]
In celebration of the release of the FFX remaster on steam, here is a fight featuring Auron versus his red dead compatriot Vincent.
Now, I wanted to have a pure FFX fight, but there were no good other undead people in FFX to pair with Auron. Yes, I know that half of the NPCs are undead in FFX, but most of them are total losers and not fit for this noble arena. Vincent is less of a loser than people like Seymour or Mika or that old guy who lectures you on the road, so he gets to be in this fight today. Yes, I am aware that he is a moron in his terrible sequel, but Auron has it much worse: his daughter stars in some terrible audio drama that features zombie shoopufs and Sin returning for no goddamn reason. Coincidentally, you can listen to it as part of the remaster. If you want, I guess. It's less of a time commitment than FFX-2, at least. |
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Votes for Auron[]
Anonymous Votes[]FINALLY! Someone beat that cat last week! Too bad he's gonna lose to Auron next (hopefully)! 68.4.230.168 22:46, May 24, 2016 (UTC) |
Votes for Vincent[]
Anonymous Votes[]He solo'd Omega at 60 years of age. Has to be worth something.#178.78.127.98 11:02, May 24, 2016 (UTC) | ||||
Peanut Gallery[]Pst... someone got the whole Victory / Defeat lines wrong for the last fight. We don't play by golf rules here. King of Noobs 21:47, May 23, 2016 (UTC)
Would Jecht be considered undead or alive? Crashb2007 (talk) 02:11, May 24, 2016 (UTC) |
Week 391: Last Man Standing Round 109: Revenge Week: Red XIII vs. Zidane[]
CHAMPION RED XIII FINAL FANTASY VII VICTOR (IF WE WERE PLAYING GOLF) 6-8.5 |
LAST MAN STANDING |
CHALLENGER ZIDANE TRIBAL FINAL FANTASY IX DEFEAT (ALSO IF WE WERE PLAYING GOLF) 6-8.5 | |||
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Last Last Man Standing's manly grandstanding matchup (say that five times fast) pitted red against orange in a gruesome battle for color dominance, a battle Red XIII only narrowly won. So, naturally, Garnet did the only reasonable thing available to her under the circumstances: complain to her boyfriend. Loudly. And now here he is, in the Dragon's Neck Colosseum Last Man Standing competition. Coincidence? We here at the Dragon's Neck Colosseum Committee do not believe in coincidence.
We also don't believe in Rock, not including Krile in fights, or the release date of Kingdom Hearts III, but that's neither here nor there. The point is, I hope you're all ready for some classic grudge match action! Can Zidane win this for his lady and make Orange XIII once and for all? Or will Red XIII manage to retain his ill-gotten color gains for good? Who will be the Last Man Standing? Wow, that brings back memories of way back when we actually ended fight intros with that. | |||||
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Anonymous Votes[]SOMEONE take out Red XIII! He keeps taking out characters from 2 of my favorite FF's (VI and IX) -__- 68.4.230.168 22:43, May 18, 2016 (UTC) | ||||
Peanut Gallery[]To conclude this update with your typical topical Reason Jimcloud Didn't Update Earlier excuse, did you know African folklore is really fricking weird?? Like, the highlight for me is the story that opens with the hyena telling the hare that they should both kill and eat their mothers, and ends with the hare hammering a red-hot nail into the hyena's skull, at the hyena's request. |