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These are the April Fools Day fights from days gone by. As they are not normal fights, they are not placed with the other archives. Instead, they are condemned to be here, for all of posterity to see.

April Fools 2012: Gilgamesh v. Everything

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Gilgamesh Full
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DEFENDING CHAMPION AND INEVITABLE VICTOR
GILGAMESH
EVERY GOOD GAME
Undecided 		LAST
MAN
STANDING 		FOOLISH CHALLENGER
EVERYTHING
THE UNIVERSE
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In one corner, we have an incredibly important thing, loved by every creature and necessary to all our survival: Gilgamesh. In the other, less important corner, we have everything that has and will ever exist. But enough expository banter! Who will be the last man, the last lady, or the last lady who dresses like a man standing?

Votes for Gilgamesh

  1. Gilgamesh is fighting Kain, Prishe, Chuck Norris, the Old Spice Man, Jackie Chan, the Dovahkiin, Xehanort, all Fallout heroes, Yusei, Inuyasha, me, prot, Zeratul, Kerrigan, Legacy of Kain Kain, Raziel, and Bart Simpson...he's gonna crush them. Drake Clawfang (talk)
  2. Hexed 01:54, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
  3. April mob everyone! オメガ Mk.XII Dissicon ff12 Vaan1 01:57, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Legend Crystarium Crystal Lightning Aqua 01:57, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
  5. This is such an unfair fight. Really, the opposition has no chance. http://i1176.photobucket.com/albums/x333/KujaFFIX/2ea674f6.pngKujaBox 02:00, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Gilgemesh Morphing Time! King of 02:24, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Gilgamesh will crush the puny universe --Pzykosiz 04:25, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
  8. If this was normal Gilgamesh, he would be no match for Kamina or Simon, but if this was Super Tengen Toppa Gilgamesh then no one can stop him!  NeoZEROX Dissicon ff6 Ter4 04:35, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
  9. ... Tough choice, as Gilgy is fighting ENKIDU! D: BlitzballArtTidus357 04:55, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
  10. Well... Jimcloud 09:17, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
  11. Have a happy day everyone!--Occuria Summoner: 09:37, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
  12. ExcalipoorVentusFreakFFTA2-MontblancSprite 10:41, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
  13. Seems like he's made yet another tall tale. Dogurasu 11:38, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
  14. When Gilgamesh takes on society...AaaaaTheNemesisx 12:29, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
  15.  Armageddon11! Dissicon ff12 Gab2 12:39, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
  16. Gilgamesh is the clear winner here. SidVI Dissicon ff7 Tifa2 13:07, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
  17. Come on, is this a joke? As if anything had a remote chance against the almighty GILGAMESH! Miyuron 15:09, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
  18. ITS MORPHIN TIME! Xepscern 15:28, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
  19. He took over the wiki and has the best boss theme EVER, and he cn tavial throug the void making him unbeatable. Nuff said --Theepicdragoon 15:38, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
  20. This is the only choice. ScatheMote 15:43, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
  21. This is the most lopsided fight since Han Solo took on a snail. Of course Gilgamesh is going to win...Unless Gilgamesh is counted on the Universe's side too.--Otherarrow 16:37, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
  22. I don't even think Everything+Himself is a match for Gilgamesh. --ElSpaceHeart 16:55, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
  23. How can I not vote for the dimension-hopping, Excalibur-wielding, pun-making ancient man of mystery? He may have the advantage,but Gilgamesh applauds the Universe for not giving up. --Time Master 17:54, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
  24. I should spend the entirety of today listening to the big bridge battle song. heh --InsanityBringer 18:00, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
  25. The universe is full of Jersey Shore and Justin Bieber fans. Gilgamesh will always be awesome!  The SirLaguna Dissicon ff8 Lag1 22:19, April 1, 2012 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

  1. I state this for lack of a decent reason. GO GILGAMESH! --71.168.75.7 12:37, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Oh, please. Can anybody find Gilgamesh a worthy challenge? Gilgamesh is literally the only person in the world worthy of existing. That's why this site is my homepage: so I can get in my daily worship of the king. ALL HAIL GILGAMESH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -- 15:20, April 1, 2012

Votes for everything that has ever existed

  1. Just so it won't be a landsli......



    Fell for it! Count this as a fancy vote for Gilgamesh. AquaRake 04:03, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
  2. What everyone seems to be forgetting is that this is Gilgamesh vs Gilgamesh+stuff, since Gilgamesh is included in "everything". So this side has a very slight advantage -- Sorceror Nobody Flan 16:05, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
  3. This is the side with the ladies that dress like men, right? Cat 16:37, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
  4. What SN said. User:R8.50Mango/Sig2 21:44, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Because if I vote on the other side, I'd be voting against you all and myself, and seeing how this is the first and last time any one of us is going to be in the DNC, I'm going to hop on this opportunity. - xXHeavenlySlashSwordXx 18:58, April 1, 2012 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

  1. Universe prevails. 88.148.198.117 15:27, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
  2. If I vote for Gilgamesh, I vote against Naruto, Loituma Girl, Nyan Cat, Chrono, my family, etc.

Peanut Gallery

I though it was a joke when I saw this on the main page. Imagine my surprise, people. BlitzballArtTidus357 04:58, April 1, 2012 (UTC)

To the anonymous person who just got their vote removed for failing to follow instructions, you are quite wrong about "these kids" we supposedly are. Doorknobs have a strong sense of aesthetics. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 05:58, April 1, 2012 (UTC)

@Sorceror Nobody: Your logic is sound, but it also hints that the great Gilgamesh cannot beat another Gilgamesh with the Universe behind him. King of 22:47, April 1, 2012 (UTC)

It is, I concede, possible that the universe might hamper the Gilgamesh on that side by simply getting in his way. On the other hand, that also means it'll get in the way of the solo Gilgamesh, which potentially makes it a useful human/animal/plant/star/planet/etc. shield for the universe Gilgamesh.
Key point in my vote, though, is that I said, very slight advantage :P -- Sorceror Nobody Flan 23:23, April 1, 2012 (UTC)

@DSS/HSS's vote:

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-- Sorceror Nobody Flan 00:09, April 2, 2012 (UTC)

An amusing IRC discussion: 

[17:09] <KujaRhapsodos> "[20:01:38] <Sorceror_Nobody> http://i.imgur.com/1H35g.png KUJA" =D
[17:10] <Sorceror_Nobody> http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Final_Fantasy_Wiki:Dragon%27s_Neck_Colosseum#Peanut_Gallery
[17:10] <Sorceror_Nobody> Just giving my template some exposure...
[17:10] <Sorceror_Nobody> Although the smile is sincerely meant
[17:10] <Catuse> I can't wrap my head around the idea that the Universe is losing
[17:11] <Catuse> After all, the Universe has Gilgamesh in it, and it has FFWiki in it
[17:11] <HSS> Sorceror_Nobody: I almost feel insulted you're piggybacking off of my joke to whore your formspring
[17:11] <Sorceror_Nobody> Because most people have just gone GIRUGAMESH YESZ
[17:11] <Sorceror_Nobody> I'm not
[17:11] <Sorceror_Nobody> It's not about whoring my Formspring
[17:11] <Sorceror_Nobody> I just find it amusing to imitate Formspring in that manner
[17:12] * HSS sighs
[17:12] <Scathe> I would have found some way to make the universe lose even if it was leading in votes
[17:13] <Sorceror_Nobody> And also, other people can add their own smiles into the same transclusion of the template.
Provided they have a FS account for me to rip the icon from to add to my photobucket. And currently up to a limit of 9 smiles
[17:13] * Sorceror_Nobody shrugs
[17:13] <Sorceror_Nobody> It's a pretty unique and experimental template
[17:13] <Sorceror_Nobody> Which is why I'm trying to get it a little attention, I'm interested to see what might happen with it
[17:14] <Catuse> Oh and the universe has ladies that dress like men, and black holes.
[17:14] <Ark> We don 't need those extraneous distractions.
[17:14] <HSS> ^
[17:15] <Catuse> And Excalibur
[17:15] <Catuse> Gilgamesh has morphing time, we have morphine
[17:15] <Sorceror_Nobody> Mango has the morphine
[17:15] <Sorceror_Nobody> Well
[17:16] <Sorceror_Nobody> *HASS
[17:16] <Catuse> Mango is in the Universe, though.
[17:16] <Sorceror_Nobody> I'm not sure, he's probably pretty far out on it by now

Cat 00:21, April 2, 2012 (UTC)

April Fools 2010: Multiple Fight Week

The Spoony One vs Linkara

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WINNER!
Undecided 		In celebration of the wiki becoming Spoonypedia, we give you: The Spoony One vs Linkara! WINNER!
Undecided

Votes for The Spoony One

  1. Who else can spend over an hour bitching on FFVIII and still keep funny? Uppfinnarn 16:14, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Spoony for sure, he actually seems funnier to me. Sorry Linkara, but your nice hat and coat can't save you this time. FFTA-job-timemageMStarkMaximumFFTA-job-timemageNM 04:25, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Linkara's awesome, but Spoony's "THE ONE". ChocolancerCL-528 04:26, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  4. BlueHighwind ツ: He will punch you in THE SOUL!!! He will stab you in THE BRAIN!! Yay for Spoony!
  5. Likeacupcake 04:40, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  6. No contest. - +DeadlySlashSword+ 04:46, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  7. What DSS said.  TheBlueDragoon Dissicon ff10 Yun105:09, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Ultima 06:55, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  9. He's related to "spoony" more than Linkara! Kuzlalala FFTA2-FrimeldaSprite.png 08:01, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  10. :/ FinalAnnihilator 08:48, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  11. Can't believe im voting in this *facepalm* FAIL!!
  12. His FFVIII review FTW. And that was an epic battle against Squall. KujaRhapsodos 11:21, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  13. I wish I could vote both. But I have to say that Spoony is slightly more spoony than Linkara. And that's what we're going for here. ScatheMote 14:23, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  14. I haven't the foggiest idea who these two are, but when you're called "The Spoony One," I just can't help but vote for you. Noobking87
  15. Judge Balthier Griever Emblem 15:38, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  16. Definitely. --wee187 16:01, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  17. I loved his bitching of FFVIII. And the sad thing is, VIII is one of my favorite Final Fantasies. TheRedNinja 16:43, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  18. YOU FOOL!  Armageddon11! Dissicon ff12 Gab2 17:00, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  19. I'm going with the popular vote 15px-358_icon.png 死の騎士 15px-358_icon.png17:25, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  20. He has a alter ego named Doctor Insane,hes win Naruto195 19:19, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  21. Anybody got a spoon? SilverCrono Cloudy Wolf 19:22, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  22. Epic Win. I like FFVIII but his rants are Hilarious Biggs and WedgeBiggs Wedge FFX 21:07, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  23. Go SpoonySunpanda2012 23:05, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  24. Thats so unfair... I like Spoony but I like Linkara as well, but Spoonys FFVII Review is so good, and I bet his FFX Review will be awesome as well, so I'm going for Spoony User:HadoukenPotti 23:45, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  25. Because FF8 sucks. FF74EVA! 02:39, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
  26. Teh lulz. LC 08:50, April 2, 2010 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

  1. I choose Spoony. The only Linkara videos I can watch are the ones where he crosses over with Spoony or the Nostalgia Critic anyways. 173.35.180.242 17:47, April 1, 2010 (UTC)

Votes for Linkara

  1. Now, Spoony's got good reviews. But Linkara knows his stuff. Got a magic gun, where'd he purchase that? Mask no Oni 04:34, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Screw the rules, I vote Linkara. Most Definately Not a Werewolf 04:48, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  3. HE IS A MAN! *punch* WarxePB
  4. He does wear a purdy hat. Diablocon 09:50, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  5. I have never heard of either of these gentlemen, so I'll be shallow for once and vote for the one whose dress sense I like more. Swmystery 10:20, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Spoony is good, but I like Linkara's hat more. Also, the reviews are nice.--Otherarrow 11:22, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  7. You ask why? Because I can. Because I'm the Clawkeeper, and this is my vote, and Spoony's nightmare! Doreiku Kuroofangu 12:24, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  8. umm yeah, the hat clearly wins this one... MMLN メーマウリアン 13:53, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  9. Close, but as stated before, HE IS A MAN! Not to mention, while Spoony endured FFVIII, Linkara had to put up with Batman: Dark knight returns, AND all star batman and robin. At least FFVIII can be enjoyable if your in the right mood, but bad frank miller is a thousand times worse (and therefor funnier to comment on) than bad final fantasy. Jamiemitsu FTW 20:24, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  10. Titanic in 5seconds Johuotar 21:23, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  11. This was, admittedly, somewhat difficult to choose. Both guys are hilarious, each in their own way, and have generally been consistent in being funny and informative at the same time. Still, I would have to cast my vote to Linkara on the fact that he is one of the few people who reviews Western Comics and Graphic Novels. Not anime, not manga, not video games. Western Comics and Graphic Novels. For that, I tip my vote to Linkara's favor. That and HE IS ENSIGN MUNROOO!!!! OK'Ssuka? 22:08, April 1, 2010 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

It's a hard choice, and while Spoony's review of Phantasmagoria 2 is one of the funniest things on the internet, I have to say that Linkara is funnier overall. 164.47.161.254 20:48, April 1, 2010 (UTC)

Peanut Gallery

The Doctor vs Cid

250px-Eleven_Doctors.jpg
 Dnc v
Cids
WINNER!
Undecided 		Many different incarnations, all with the same name. Good with technology. Older and wiser than others in the cast. Owner of a cool space/air ship. It all makes sense now. WINNER!
Undecided

Votes for the time travelling extraordinaire

  1. thump-thump-thump-thump. Likeacupcake 04:40, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Eh, who is this "Cid"? An Employee of Global Dynamic 04:53, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  3. How could I vote for Cid over the Doctor himself. Only a few days until the new series! LaurieTalk 08:59, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  4. I must break my vow never to edit the DNC again to vote for the Doctor. Also, Kerodrake, watch every episode of Doctor Who you can. NOW. --SCMツTalkシ 09:42, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  5. He's a legend, come on! Diablocon 09:50, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Do you own a time-travelling police box? Or defend the universe from xenophobic pepperpots? All the while successfully carrying off a decorative vegetable? Yeah, I didn't think so. — YuanSalve!Acta 09:55, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Various Cids have been poor, but the Doctor has always been magnificent. Swmystery 10:19, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Yes. The Doctor. Yes. Not Cid.....Doctor Cid? No.--Otherarrow 11:15, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  9. Sorry, Cid, But the doctor saves the world every weekend. You just make airships Jamiemitsu FTW 12:47, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  10. I thought (like SCM) I would never vote again. But these two fights are just too awesome to pass up. ScatheMote 14:23, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  11. Please. Each Cid is a different person. Each Doctor is still the same, just with a face lift. And besides, who doesn't wanna travel around in a blue police box? Noobking87
  12. Time Travel. :j 裁判官 バルフレア FFTA judgecid 15:37, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  13. Christopher Eccleston is the best ever :D Hamfruitcake 09 15:44, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  14. The Doctor, all the freaking way. --wee187 16:00, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  15. Docter Who! Sorry Cid, but the Docter gets my vote every time!Acrum92 17:20, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  16. For those of you who don't know who the Doctor is, SHAME ON YOU! Jeppo (Talk) 19:41, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  17. Cids have had Airships. The Doctor has a TARDIS. Police Box Time Machine/Spaceship > Airship. The.DreadnoughT 20:03, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  18. Go Doctor Who! Especially Tom Baker and David Tennant! I wish I owned a TARDIS so I can travel all over the bloody universe, too! :D Cluna 06 23:25, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  19. Cid Vs. The Doctor Really? Wow? This is just unfair to Cid. Theentertainer
  20. LIQUIDATE. read: 8bit does not want to be liquidated by Yuan for failure to vote for teh Doctor ._. 8bit 02:12, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
  21. "Hey, I'm the Doctor. I can save the universe using a kettle and some string!" --DTN

Anonymous Votes

  1. I doubt any FF character could take on even one Dlaek. The Doctor's taken out millions. 62.252.178.158 15:48, April 1, 2010 (UTC)

Votes for the purveyor of Airships

  1. Cid! Cid! Cid! Cid! Uppfinnarn 16:15, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  2. I'm for Cid because the Doc ain't no Vanbrown. Mask no Oni 04:39, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  3. CID!!!!!!!Mynameissora 06:28, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Cid is a main element in FF. Kuzlalala FFTA2-FrimeldaSprite.png 08:02, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  5. lol wut FinalAnnihilator 08:49, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Never heard of The Doctor before.FFIV MasamuneKerodrakeFFTA-job-paladin 1 April 2010
  7. Cid!!!! User:Kassandria
  8. Cid is either funny or awesome. Often both. Intercision 12:37, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  9. Has anybody said SeeD? MMLN メーマウリアン 13:54, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  10. Never watched Doctor Who, and never care to. - +DeadlySlashSword+ 16:47, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  11. Psh, Doctor Who? Yeah right. SilverCrono Cloudy Wolf 19:14, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  12. Gotta go with Cid on this one. He is a Final Fantasy character.Legend of Fantasy 20:10, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  13. CidSunpanda2012 23:13, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  14. This was a tough one, but then I thought: "T.G. Cid" and it was no competition. =\ --JFHavoc 05:49, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
  15. Cid Highwind. No more needs to be said. genesisrocks

Anonymous Votes

  1. It's so cruel for me to vote against the Doctor...but then again it's Final Fantasy Wiki and Cid IS Final Fantasy187.15.109.196 14:56, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Cid. Cause he's (or they're?) awesome, it's true. 118.136.50.107 16:33, April 1, 2010 (UTC)

Peanut Gallery

Genesis vs Kuja

File:GenesisCGModel-CrisisCore.png
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Kuja
WINNER!
Undecided 		It's the fight you've all been waiting for. No longer do you need to complain endlessly in the Peanut Gallery - here's Genesis vs Kuja! WINNER!
Undecided

Votes for Genesis

  1. OMG I ABOLSUTLEE LUB GENESIS!!1! The President of Red Leather
  2. By far my favorite Antagonist, but not by favorite villain though, theres one guy that outshines him. Also i really love the Loveless poems and that he has red hair, just like me YAY!! I dont really have any more to say. Bjarnster Blackmage-ff1-psx 07:46, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Genesis is my favourite, most underrated villain. Intercision 12:35, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Kuja sucks more than Pandemona TBH... MMLN メーマウリアン 13:51, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Because he doesn't dress like a transvestite either. Jeppo (Talk | contribs) 16:35, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  6. - +DeadlySlashSword+ 16:48, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Rinoa Leonheart 17:03, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Hell yeah go Genesis lol :)
  8. Because poetry PWNS thongs. SilverCrono Cloudy Wolf 19:13, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  9. Red sword looks nice Johuotar 21:27, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  10. Male thongs creep me outSunpanda2012 23:10, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  11. This is more out of pity vote than anything else. :( Cluna 06 23:23, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  12. look at my username. Genesis has the creepiest voice ever! and he has an awesome sword genesisrocks

Anonymous Votes

Votes for Kuja

  1. I haven't played either game, but Kuja is from a game widely known as awesome, while CC seems more like a halfassed Spinoff Uppfinnarn 16:18, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Xeal: The Best Poetry AND monologues are from the super-amazingly-weird guy-Kuja!! Genesis' LOVELESS speech isn't even HIS!! He's only quotin' things!
  3. Hahaha, oh god, are we really doing this? If we are, Kuja all the way! FFTA-job-timemageMStarkMaximumFFTA-job-timemageNM 04:23, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Now, Genesis has his groupies.... Kuja can have a planetful of ladies. There is a reason why he wears a codpiece. Mask no Oni 04:30, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Kuja blows up a planet. The most Genesis blows up is a crater. No competition. Likeacupcake 04:38, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Well, now Neo Bahamut gets his wish. Anyway, Kuja all the way. One of the best FF villains.  TheBlueDragoon Dissicon ff10 Yun105:07, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Better monologues, better powers, better hair. Mynameissora 06:27, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  8. He's just... "prettier"... Kuzlalala FFTA2-FrimeldaSprite.png 08:04, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  9. KUUUUJAAAA!!! FinalAnnihilator 08:50, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  10. Although they're both poetic, Kuja is just so much prettier! ^^ --Sencilia 09:26, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  11. I like them both, to tell you the truth. However, Genesis is probably due for further appearances since he's in the secret ending of DoC, whereas we'll probably never see Kuja again *sigh*. Therefore, I shall vote for the angel of death. Swmystery 10:18, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  12. TEH KUJA WILL ULTIMAE YOU. ARRRRRRR. Oh, and have children with Lulu) KujaRhapsodos 11:19, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  13. I Hate Genesis anyway but Kuja is the much better villan User:Kassandria
  14. I like Kuja better because he wasn't really a villain in the end like in Dissidia. Anyway, I hate Genesis for starting an uproar in Final Fantasy VII:Crisis Core!--TerraBranford145322 11:56, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  15. It's an April's Fool Day joke, so it's not like our votes matter; it'll be gone by tomorrow. --ClixPsi 12:42, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  16. So let's see, someone at Square Enix thought "One Sephiroth isn't enough, we need to make another one, make him red, and make him even more boring and long-winded." Yeah, great idea SE. Doreiku Kuroofangu 12:46, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  17. ShadouTonberi 13:45, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  18. Yep CheeseNinja 13:54, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  19. I'm with Kuja this time, only because I hatted Genesis. Sure, a game isn't much fun without a final antagonist, but I just plain don't like him. Noobking87
  20. Because Genesis is just a meaningless character in the compilation I hate above all else. Judge Balthier Griever Emblem 15:33, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  21. Who gives a shit about Genesis? There's a reason this fight took so long to come up. Clearly Kuja is a million times more awesome :P Hamfruitcake 09 15:45, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  22. Kuja is what Genesisn't. Awesome. TheRedNinja 16:42, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  23. Drake hit Genesis' design scheme on the head. This really is a joke. None are as endearing or fabulous as Kuja, man or woman. Prime example of great villain and character. All those who constantly hate because of his look can't handle the sexy. Big diffeerence between a pretty boy and a pretty boy who knows it.AnonyMan
  24. FFIX is my second favourite game in the series, so Kuja gets my vote.Legend of Fantasy 20:09, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  25. He the only character in IX that I really like.  NeoZEROX Dissicon ff6 Ter4 21:06, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  26. If he's gonna go down then everyone gets to come with Theentertainer
  27. Because ff9 pwns all ff7 spin offs. FF74EVA! 02:40, April 2, 2010 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

  1. I honestly think Kuja could kick his ass :O easy 95.209.69.168 11:53, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  2. To be honest, these are two of my favorite villains. They're both rather poetic, but yeah Kuja is more interesting.

Peanut Gallery

Atomos vs Pandemona

FFV-Atomos
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FFVIIIPandemonium
WINNER!
Undecided 		Who sucks more? WINNER!
Undecided

Votes for Atomos

  1. FFV FTW! Uppfinnarn 16:19, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Atomos, because he's in both of my favorite games in the series. He looks awesome in FFV and he's TERRIFYING in FFIX. Pandemona is just a thing with a balloon on its butt. FFTA-job-timemageMStarkMaximumFFTA-job-timemageNM 04:51, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  3. He NOMS you! :D Mynameissora 06:26, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Pandemona sucks up monsters. Atomos sucks up entire cities. Enough said. Swmystery 10:16, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Atomos is the best sucker there it. Swallowed Lindblum in one gulp. KujaRhapsodos 11:17, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Atomos is the only one I no plus when I was little I remember being flabbergasted when it swallowed Lindlum User:Kassandria
  7. Atomos sucks up the fallen. Epic. --ClixPsi 12:40, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Atomos. Why? Because no matter how strong you are, it does a fixed % of damage. Noobking87
  9. Atomos can make his mouth go bigger! :O Hamfruitcake 09 15:46, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  10. Atomos is the representative Gravity summon in the series. Every other summon including Diabolos can suck it (just not as good as Atomos). Adelbert
  11. Best. Useless Summon. Ever. SilverCrono Cloudy Wolf 19:11, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  12. FFV is the best game in the series, in my opinion, so Atomos wins.Legend of Fantasy 20:06, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  13. I think Atomos is a okay boss and summon.  NeoZEROX Dissicon ff6 Ter4 21:06, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  14. He be freaky manSunpanda2012 23:07, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  15. Because Atomos can exert a force approximately 199 times the force of gravity AND can spell his own name correctly. Jeppo (Talk | contribs) 01:11, April 2, 2010 (UTC)

Anonymous Votes

  1. Why not. 206.248.81.242 04:28, April 2, 2010 (UTC)

Votes for Pandemona

  1. Pandemona blows. Dr.McGreenhilt-Evilwizardington (who is getting existential) 04:59, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Agreed. They both suck, but only Pandemona blows. ^_~ - +DeadlySlashSword+ 05:04, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Let me tell you a little story of when i played FFIX and thought Atomos would do good damage. Well i used him in a boss battle and i watched that really long and boring summoning sequence. Then the moment came, the moment i was finally going to inflict major damage to that douche bag and what do i get.... WHAT DO I GET.... A Fucking MISS. So from that moment on i swore to hate Atomos no matter WHAT!! and actually i've never used pandemona so i dont really know what it does, but i just hate Atomos SO MUCH !!! Bjarnster Blackmage-ff1-psx 07:37, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Pandemona is multi-functional, as a vacuum cleaner and a leaf-blower! =D Kuzlalala FFTA2-FrimeldaSprite.png 08:03, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Can't not vote. FinalAnnihilator 08:50, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Pandemona is fun when seeing it eat air[and monster(s)] and farts out all the air [and monster(s)].FFIV MasamuneKerodrakeFFTA-job-paladin 1 April 2010
  7. I'll have to go with the Wind-elemental here, because so many enemies are immune to Gravity. Intercision 12:33, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  8. FFVIII had clearly more sucky sucker... MMLN メーマウリアン 13:50, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  9. Vacuum cleaner alien FTW! CheeseNinja 13:54, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  10. Rinoa Leonheart 17:48, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  11. Judge Balthier Griever Emblem 20:00, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  12. Because he sucks harder.  TheBlueDragoon Dissicon ff10 Yun121:35, April 1, 2010 (UTC)

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