Final Fantasy Wiki:Dragon's Neck Colosseum/April Fools

These are the April Fools Day fights from days gone by. As they are not normal fights, they are not placed with the other archives. Instead, they are condemned to be here, for all of posterity to see.

2016: Week 384: Donald "Kefka" Trump versus Bernie "Leo" Sanders

PRESIDENT DONALD "KEFKA" TRUMP FINAL FANTASY VI 12-7	Two candidates who will decide the future of the world, and of the wiki. One believes it's time for Gestahl to be strong again, time to make Vector great again. "We have to be strong. We can't be the weak country anymore. We have to get rid of all this political correctness. We have to build a wall and Narshe will pay for it!" He has also called for a temporary ban on Figaro citizens from entering, due to their ties with the Returner terrorists. His policy on wikis is on a crackdown on illegal anons from editing. "When Wikia sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have a lot of problems, and they're bringing those problems. They're bringing spam, they're bringing page blanking. They're vandals. And some, I assume, are good editors." This candidate's name is Donald "Kefka" Trump, whose hands are certainly not too small for this job. The other believes there's a different problem in the country. "The Vector people are tired of the billionaires on Jidoor Street rigging our economy in their favour. There is a broken criminal justice system which is unfair on magi." He is calling for universal Relics for all and free magicite tuition. He has also called for an alliance with the Espers. On wikis, he believes there are no issues. "The Vector people are sick and tired of hearing about your damn edits!" This candidate is general Leo, although colleague, Celes, has kindly asked him to watch his tone.				LOSER BERNIE "LEO" SANDERS FINAL FANTASY VI 7-12
Votes for Donald Kefka 2016 Hashtag make The Final Fantasy Wiki Great Again. --BlueHighwindツ 23:21, March 31, 2016 (UTC) Before creation comes destruction. KefkaTrump will ensure that the destruction stage takes place as intended before we can rebuild and make this wiki great again. -- • Final Chidori • Talk 00:33, April 1, 2016 (UTC) I for one welcome our new conservative neo-fascist racist overlords. Can't wait to get some lynch mobs going on. Desu Vult, Onii-chan! Hexed 01:15, April 1, 2016 (UTC) B U I L D A W A L L L #maketheFFWikiGreatAgain Fëasindë Peth 01:24, April 1, 2016 (UTC) TAKE OUR WIKI BACK! MAKE IVALICE PAY FOR IT! Chainoffire 01:44, April 1, 2016 (UTC) FFWiki has gone for too long without the world's greatest steaks. When it comes to great steaks, Kefka will raise the stakes! --Leon95 01:47, April 1, 2016 (UTC) Kefka's face is really scary in this picture! GoldenChocobo 08:22, April 1, 2016 (UTC) YOu...fEll...FOr...iT ~ZidaneSilverfield 15:29, April 1, 2016 (UTC) How do we now Leo was even born in the empire? How is he going to pay for free magicite for everyone? He obviously can't. Besides, I like Kefka because he speaks his mind and isn't afraid to stand up FOR OUR GOD BLESSED WIKI!!! #MakeTheFFWikiGreatAgain ThePhoenixDown (talk) 15:46, April 1, 2016 (UTC) S T A Y A W A Y F R O M T H E S U M M O N E R ScatheMote 19:40, April 1, 2016 (UTC) Make Final Fantasy great again. #CancelFFXV Monterossa (talk) 21:15, April 1, 2016 (UTC) The LIBRUL MEDIA talks about his evil Light of Judgement, but Kefka is the only candidate who will defeat the establishment and the illegals. B U I L D A W A L L-- Technobliterator TC 15:51, April 4, 2016 (UTC) Anonymous Votes			Votes for General Bernie 2016 You can't trust a supervillain with such tiny hands. How do we know he's not just going to suddenly flip and turn good? -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 23:26, March 31, 2016 (UTC) The Cheres are a political family who have held power for far too long, and supported the invasion of Domaraq which led to the creation of the Returner terrorist organization. This election isn't about Leo vs Kefka, it's about Leo vs Celes, and I support Leo. Cat (meow ∙ hunt) 23:48, March 31, 2016 (UTC) I understand why people may want to vote for Kefka. He's charismatic, he's funny, he says he's gonna overthrow the establishment, and he looks too ridiculous to take seriously. But the truth is that absurd, colorful exterior hides a malicious, evil man. He is not the leader the Empire or the world needs. General Leo doesn't pretend to have all the answers, but he is genuinely interested in helping the common man, he has strong morals he has held to, and yeah his hair is a little weird but he knows appearances are irrelevant. Vote Leo. DrakeyC (talk) 01:11, April 1, 2016 (UTC) I always knew the majority of staff here were racist. And ethnocentric, for that matter. Mask no Oni (talk) 02:09, April 1, 2016 (UTC) I was going to vote for Kefka, but then Cactus said this was for Celes, and I knew I had to vote for her. --ShirubaKurono  03:21, April 1, 2016 (UTC) As a born-and-bred vegetarian, it was the steak thing that truly offended me. Armageddon11 (talk) 08:25, April 1, 2016 (UTC) *insert campaign slogan here* Pzykosiz (talk) 08:37, April 1, 2016 (UTC) Anonymous Votes
Peanut Gallery If Kefka is elected, how do you guys plan to celebrate? ThePhoenixDown (talk) 15:50, April 1, 2016 (UTC) We're going to stop illegal anons from coming to the wiki, and ban them from editing until we can figure out what's going on! (ie for 1 day)-- Technobliterator TC 16:01, April 1, 2016 (UTC) Because we seem to have forgotten to update this week anyway, this will remain the current fight until Monday and/or Tuesday. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 23:44, April 1, 2016 (UTC)

2015: Lightning Celebration Week 456,785: Lightning vs. The entire works of Shakespeare, the entire discipline of chemistry, and the country of Belgium

VICTOR Undecided*(in theory)	Here at the Lightning Wiki, we always want our users to show how much they love Lightning (and we know that we all do). So in week 456,785 of Lightnng Celebration, she "faces" her toughest competition yet: the works of some old silly English guy (I mean come on! He doesn't even have pink hair!), the discipline of chemistry (puh-lease! Do chemists wield silly made up weapons? I think not!) and Belgium (definitely her toughest competition yet, but I believe you can push past it). Please put your reasons below as to why Lightning is better than these three opponents (poetry receives extra points as usual).				VICTOR Undecided*(in theory)
Homage for the Great and Amazing Lightning Lightning is hot, Lightning is great, we surrender our will, as of this date. Drake Clawfang (talk) 02:20, April 1, 2015 (UTC) Lightning, definitely. Not even close. ProfessorTofty (talk) 03:38, April 1, 2015 (UTC) How can something, ANYTHING be better than slaying God, God and Kain!? Praise the savior!! -- Flüstergras 09:55, April 1, 2015 (UTC) Well, Lightning has Army of One. And I'm pretty sure Belgium doesn't even have an army, so Lightning has...exactly one (1) more army than them. Dartblaze (talk) 12:08, April 1, 2015 (UTC) -->DartBlaze Actually, Belgium has an army, as well as an air force and a navy. - Metusylc0304 13:51, April 1, 2015 (UTC) Lightning is Final Fantasy. Monterossa (talk) 14:04, April 1, 2015 (UTC) Lightning is Love. Lightning is Life. As such, al hail the great Lightning for her word is law! JuriSuzuki 16:54, April 1, 2015 (UTC) Shall I compare thee to a dead poet?/Nay,thou art clearly far superior./Full many a glorious chemist have I seen/Yet all fade when compar'd to your brilliance./When Belgium swears that she is your equal/She lies, no equal may you find in her.--Seyaryu (talk) 17:47, April 1, 2015 (UTC) More Veneration to the Great Lightning Skin like porcelain. Her hair like the cherry in spring. She blinds me with light. Miyu 06:32, April 1, 2015 (UTC) 'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!' Some guy from Belgium said that, right? I'm pretty sure he did... But I don't know who he is, nor have I seen any of his 'works'. I do know who Lightning is. That proves my point. --ShirubaKurono  22:23, April 1, 2015 (UTC)
Further Praise Don't be ridiculous, chemists have silly, very real weapons. C A T U S E 02:21, April 1, 2015 (UTC) Exactly. Not made up. I rest my case. ScatheMote 02:23, April 1, 2015 (UTC) Dammit! I just realized I messed up my haiku. The second line was supposed to start with "Hair". Miyu 07:07, April 1, 2015 (UTC) Lol I like the week number at the top. It's amazing that the lightning Wiki has been going on since 6769 B.C. The original designers of the website were obviously psychics as they could see so far into the future and know all this information about lightning the amazing character from a game franchise that we would someday have the technology to show fully in all her glory. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 16:06, April 1, 2015 (UTC)

2014: Week Edgar: Last Edgar Standing Round 100! THREE SPECIAL FIGHTS!

Fight 1: Edgar v. Edgar

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EDGAR EDGAR RONI FIGARO FINAL FANTASY EDGAR Undecided		LAST EDGAR STANDING		EDGAR EDGAR RONI FIGARO FINAL FANTASY EDGAR Undecided
Today, to celebrate the 100th round of Last Edgar Standing, the DNC (eDgar faN Club) has decided to bring you three fights with your favorite character! That's right, Edgar! The first fight is the ever popular Edgar v. Edgar. Which Edgar will be victorious? Will it be Edgar? Or Edgar? Even I'm not sure, and I'm the biggest fan of Edgar of them all! Well, in a life of uncertainty, I know one thing: Edgar.
Votes for Edgar I vote for Edgar "Rice-a-Roni" Figaroni. C A T U S E 02:41, April 1, 2014 (UTC) Why should you vote for left Edgar? I'll give you three reasons. 1st Left Edgar is a king and how is a king not awesome. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 04:38, April 1, 2014 (UTC) Edgar for the win. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 04:50, April 1, 2014 (UTC) Flipped a coin to decide. Heads for Edgar, Tails for Edgar. Turns out I was using a double-headed coin. Detective Sabin 07:53, April 1, 2014 (UTC) 1v1 me bro-- Technobliterator TC 08:22, April 1, 2014 (UTC) Edgar sucks. Edgar, on the other hand, is the man. Also, Edgar for admin Fëasindë Peth 12:54, April 1, 2014 (UTC) Edgar is the best. ScatheMote 23:51, April 1, 2014 (UTC) I had to vote on this Edgar because of Detective Sabin's comment... Zhor7 (talk) 00:07, April 2, 2014 (UTC) I vote Edgar. --BlueHighwindツ 01:45, April 2, 2014 (UTC) Anonymous Votes			Votes for Edgar I really cannot believe you people on the other side. Edgar is better, there is no room for debate. Jimcloud 04:42, April 1, 2014 (UTC) Edgar for moderator. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 04:50, April 1, 2014 (UTC) Best. Edgar. Ever. Of all time.--Kierandell1409 (talk) 08:06, April 1, 2014 (UTC) This is one funky Edgar! :) TMG- Why? (talk) 08:17, April 1, 2014 (UTC) --Pzykosiz (talk) 10:14, April 1, 2014 (UTC) They are really different characters, but I like them equally. So I'm voting for the tie. GoldenChocobo 15:24, April 1, 2014 (UTC) Obvious choice, really http://i1176.photobucket.com/albums/x333/KujaFFIX/2ea674f6.png 23:57, April 1, 2014 (UTC) This Edgar rules! JC Holy Knight (talk) 01:04, April 2, 2014 (UTC) I vote Edgar. --BlueHighwindツ 01:45, April 2, 2014 (UTC) I flipped a coin. Edgar would have wanted it that way. Madamada10 (talk) 04:29, April 2, 2014 (UTC) Anonymous Votes Have to vote for the underdog. madaskueuchiha 4/1/2014 9:30:28 EST
Edgar Gallery I just noticed that we're up to Archive XXX. I think Edgar would be very familiar with those three letters if FFVI were set in modern day. ;) -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 08:20, April 1, 2014 (UTC)

Fight 2: Edgar v. Edgar

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EDGAR EDGAR RONI FIGARO FINAL FANTASY EDGAR Undecided		LAST EDGAR STANDING		EDGAR EDGAR RONI FIGARO FINAL FANTASY EDGAR Undecided
I bet you were thinking before, "Wow, I bet Scathe can't top that last fight, what a loser who also can't do Blitz imputs." Well, guess what? Firstly, Tools all the way (Sabin is definitely the worse brother [who can top Edgar anyway? {the answer is no one}]), but I managed to beat the last fight! If one Edgar v. Edgar fight wasn't great enough, what about two? That's right, two Edgar v. Edgar fights for you guys. Now we can be sure who will actually win in a fight. We need to make sure, of course. This is important for the fate of mankind. Edgarkind, even.
Votes for Edgar My vote is number one. Like Edgar. ScatheMote 23:51, April 1, 2014 (UTC) Secondly Left Edgar uses chainsaws and drills to defeat his enemies. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 04:40, April 1, 2014 (UTC) Edgar for administrator. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 04:50, April 1, 2014 (UTC) Wow, you guys were really out of ideas weren't you? As if Edgar could ever compare to Edgar.--Kierandell1409 (talk) 08:07, April 1, 2014 (UTC) Bleh! It matters not who wins, for I will destroy!! Wraahoohoohoohoohoohoohoo!--Kefka...or Technobliterator TC 08:26, April 1, 2014 (UTC) Jimcloud 19:50, April 1, 2014 (UTC) Edgar has so much more character development than Edgar... Zhor7 (talk) JC Holy Knight (talk) 01:06, April 2, 2014 (UTC) I vote Edgar. --BlueHighwindツ 01:45, April 2, 2014 (UTC) Anonymous Votes			Votes for Edgar He has a chainsaw. C A T U S E 02:42, April 1, 2014 (UTC) Edgar for senator. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 04:50, April 1, 2014 (UTC) And this Edgar is awesome! :D TMG- Why? (talk) 08:18, April 1, 2014 (UTC) --Pzykosiz (talk) 10:14, April 1, 2014 (UTC) Why is Edgar losing? You people disgust me Fëasindë Peth 12:55, April 1, 2014 (UTC) This is obviously the greatest Edgar between all the Edgars. GoldenChocobo 15:25, April 1, 2014 (UTC) I had to vote for Edgar here. The artwork you used for Edgar on the other side is awful http://i1176.photobucket.com/albums/x333/KujaFFIX/2ea674f6.png 23:58, April 1, 2014 (UTC) I vote Edgar. --BlueHighwindツ 01:46, April 2, 2014 (UTC) Anonymous Votes
Edgar Gallery

Fight 3: Edgar v. Edgar

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EDGAR EDGAR RONI FIGARO FINAL FANTASY EDGAR Undecided		LAST EDGAR STANDING		EDGAR EDGAR RONI FIGARO FINAL FANTASY EDGAR Undecided
I bet you weren't expecting this, right? You were all like, "Scathe, he's a cool guy who updates the DNC on time without prompting and is great at video games, but I don't think even he would be nice enough to give me what I really want: another Edgar v. Edgar fight." Au contraire mon frère, I am that nice. That's right, three Edgar v. Edgar fights for the price of one! And no shipping*(except for the necessary (and canon) shipping of Sephiroth/Vaan) either! Well, I've set it all out for you! Get Edgaring, people! Such a momentous occasion doesn't happen every day!
Votes for Edgar ...I guess his, personality, would be a distant 3rd. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 04:39, April 1, 2014 (UTC) Edgar for president. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 04:50, April 1, 2014 (UTC) Edgar = mega dope! :D TMG- Why? (talk) 08:19, April 1, 2014 (UTC) --Pzykosiz (talk) 10:15, April 1, 2014 (UTC) I think Edgar should be given mod rights, also Edgar sucks Fëasindë Peth 12:56, April 1, 2014 (UTC) lol edgar wins get rekt edgar fanbois-- Technobliterator TC 13:27, April 1, 2014 (UTC) This Edgar's drill move is so much better than the other Edgar's chainsaw attack! Zhor7 (talk) I vote Edgar. --BlueHighwindツ 01:46, April 2, 2014 (UTC) Anonymous Votes			Votes for Edgar You dun goofed, Scathe. It's not Vaan x Sephiroth, but Vent x Sephiroth. C A T U S E 02:43, April 1, 2014 (UTC) Edgar for High Overlord of the Universe. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 04:50, April 1, 2014 (UTC) Damn it, this is too hard...err...Edgar. Damn you for making me choose.--Kierandell1409 (talk) 08:12, April 1, 2014 (UTC) --Pzykosiz (talk) 10:15, April 1, 2014 (UTC) Jimcloud 19:50, April 1, 2014 (UTC) What a nice guy, this Scathe character. Probably great at FFVI, too. Also finishes things all the time. ScatheMote 23:51, April 1, 2014 (UTC) I really hope Edgar wins. Edgar is a dreadful character. http://i1176.photobucket.com/albums/x333/KujaFFIX/2ea674f6.png 00:00, April 2, 2014 (UTC) Who wouldn't vote for him? JC Holy Knight (talk) 01:10, April 2, 2014 (UTC) I vote Edgar. --BlueHighwindツ 01:47, April 2, 2014 (UTC) Anonymous Votes
Edgar Gallery Catuse: But, given Square's love for Bad Latin, wouldn't that make Sephiroth x Ventus the canon pairing? http://i1176.photobucket.com/albums/x333/KujaFFIX/2ea674f6.png 04:59, April 1, 2014 (UTC) I think i'm slightly OCD. they must all be level --Pzykosiz (talk) 10:17, April 1, 2014 (UTC) Don't know why, but I feel like something is missing in the last two fights. JC Holy Knight (talk) 01:12, April 2, 2014 (UTC)

April Fools 2013: Shantotto

VICTOR Not to predict, but this winner's already been picked	What you've all been waiting for! This week's DNC is no bore! Come and sign to show approval or face a painful removal! You might say there's no competition, but no one could ever match this perfect magician! OHOHOHOHOHO~!				VICTOR Not to predict, but this winner's already been picked
Sign here or feel fear Do not doubt my adherence, I now sign my allegiance. --BlueHighwindツ 02:27, April 1, 2013 (UTC) *facepalm* EdgarXTerra4ever 04:55, April 1, 2013 (UTC) Easy choice C A T U S E 04:58, April 1, 2013 (UTC) While I do applaud this enlightened front page, this sudden change seems a touch derang--*hck* TJF588 (talk) 06:08, April 1, 2013 (UTC) dafuq is dis glass bitch? - +HeavenlySlashSword+ 07:01, April 1, 2013 (UTC) The biggest landslide ever. GoldenChocobo 09:54, April 1, 2013 (UTC) --Pzykosiz (talk) 08:56, April 1, 2013 (UTC) I'm surprised to find our approval in mind. Master Conjurer 10:01, April 1, 2013 (UTC) My turn to rhyme: Why settle for silver, when you can have... umm... damn it. MATEUS 11:42, April 1, 2013 (UTC) Jimcloud 12:05, April 1, 2013 (UTC) I would like to see an opponent here, if just to see which idiot would vote for said opponent.Silverangel123 (talk) 12:17, April 1, 2013 (UTC) My rhyming prowess is very little, unlike Shantotto who rhymes and belittles. JuriSuzuki12:30, April 1, 2013 (UTC) I pity anyone who fails to sign on this page. I certainly will not allow them to reach an old age! Ohohohoho~ -- Shantotto Nobody http://i759.photobucket.com/albums/xx238/SorcerorNobody/Shantottoicon.png 15:52, April 1, 2013 (UTC) Rhyme, don't whine. SidVI 16:11, April 1, 2013 (UTC) I am so conflicted at the choices given here.--Otherarrow (talk) 18:52, April 1, 2013 (UTC) This allegiance I swear is easy to give to someone so fair. ScatheMote 19:40, April 1, 2013 (UTC) Powerful and funny, though rather quite haughty. To not show support would be very naughty. Draga (talk) 20:43, April 1, 2013 (UTC) Let's not be austere, this is Shantotto's year! 8bit 23:30, April 1, 2013 (UTC) Even those with no name can take place in this game 1. Shantotto is great, but I fear my compliment comes a bit late. Lightwind999 00:16, April 2, 2013 (UTC) The place to sing your praises of a little Black Mages

April Fools 2012: Gilgamesh v. Everything

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DEFENDING CHAMPION AND INEVITABLE VICTOR GILGAMESH EVERY GOOD GAME Undecided		LAST MAN STANDING		FOOLISH CHALLENGER EVERYTHING THE UNIVERSE Undecided
In one corner, we have an incredibly important thing, loved by every creature and necessary to all our survival: Gilgamesh. In the other, less important corner, we have everything that has and will ever exist. But enough expository banter! Who will be the last man, the last lady, or the last lady who dresses like a man standing?
Votes for Gilgamesh Gilgamesh is fighting Kain, Prishe, Chuck Norris, the Old Spice Man, Jackie Chan, the Dovahkiin, Xehanort, all Fallout heroes, Yusei, Inuyasha, me, prot, Zeratul, Kerrigan, Legacy of Kain Kain, Raziel, and Bart Simpson...he's gonna crush them. Drake Clawfang (talk) Hexed 01:54, April 1, 2012 (UTC) April mob everyone! オメガ Mk.XII 01:57, April 1, 2012 (UTC) Legend Aqua 01:57, April 1, 2012 (UTC) This is such an unfair fight. Really, the opposition has no chance. http://i1176.photobucket.com/albums/x333/KujaFFIX/2ea674f6.png 02:00, April 1, 2012 (UTC) Gilgemesh Morphing Time! King of 02:24, April 1, 2012 (UTC) Gilgamesh will crush the puny universe --Pzykosiz 04:25, April 1, 2012 (UTC) If this was normal Gilgamesh, he would be no match for Kamina or Simon, but if this was Super Tengen Toppa Gilgamesh then no one can stop him!  NeoZEROX  04:35, April 1, 2012 (UTC) ... Tough choice, as Gilgy is fighting ENKIDU! D: Tidus357 04:55, April 1, 2012 (UTC) Well... Jimcloud 09:17, April 1, 2012 (UTC) Have a happy day everyone!--Occuria Summoner: 09:37, April 1, 2012 (UTC) ExcalipoorVentusFreak 10:41, April 1, 2012 (UTC) Seems like he's made yet another tall tale. Dogurasu 11:38, April 1, 2012 (UTC) When Gilgamesh takes on society...TheNemesisx 12:29, April 1, 2012 (UTC)  Armageddon11!  12:39, April 1, 2012 (UTC) Gilgamesh is the clear winner here. SidVI 13:07, April 1, 2012 (UTC) Come on, is this a joke? As if anything had a remote chance against the almighty GILGAMESH! Miyuron 15:09, April 1, 2012 (UTC) ITS MORPHIN TIME! Xepscern 15:28, April 1, 2012 (UTC) He took over the wiki and has the best boss theme EVER, and he cn tavial throug the void making him unbeatable. Nuff said --Theepicdragoon 15:38, April 1, 2012 (UTC) This is the only choice. ScatheMote 15:43, April 1, 2012 (UTC) This is the most lopsided fight since Han Solo took on a snail. Of course Gilgamesh is going to win...Unless Gilgamesh is counted on the Universe's side too.--Otherarrow 16:37, April 1, 2012 (UTC) I don't even think Everything+Himself is a match for Gilgamesh. --ElSpaceHeart 16:55, April 1, 2012 (UTC) How can I not vote for the dimension-hopping, Excalibur-wielding, pun-making ancient man of mystery? He may have the advantage,but Gilgamesh applauds the Universe for not giving up. --Time Master 17:54, April 1, 2012 (UTC) I should spend the entirety of today listening to the big bridge battle song. heh --InsanityBringer 18:00, April 1, 2012 (UTC) The universe is full of Jersey Shore and Justin Bieber fans. Gilgamesh will always be awesome!  The SirLaguna  22:19, April 1, 2012 (UTC) Anonymous Votes I state this for lack of a decent reason. GO GILGAMESH! --71.168.75.7 12:37, April 1, 2012 (UTC) Oh, please. Can anybody find Gilgamesh a worthy challenge? Gilgamesh is literally the only person in the world worthy of existing. That's why this site is my homepage: so I can get in my daily worship of the king. ALL HAIL GILGAMESH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -- 15:20, April 1, 2012			Votes for everything that has ever existed Just so it won't be a landsli...... Fell for it! Count this as a fancy vote for Gilgamesh. AquaRake 04:03, April 1, 2012 (UTC) What everyone seems to be forgetting is that this is Gilgamesh vs Gilgamesh+stuff, since Gilgamesh is included in "everything". So this side has a very slight advantage -- Sorceror Nobody  16:05, April 1, 2012 (UTC) This is the side with the ladies that dress like men, right? Cat 16:37, April 1, 2012 (UTC) What SN said. User:R8.50Mango/Sig2 21:44, April 1, 2012 (UTC) Because if I vote on the other side, I'd be voting against you all and myself, and seeing how this is the first and last time any one of us is going to be in the DNC, I'm going to hop on this opportunity. - xXHeavenlySlashSwordXx 18:58, April 1, 2012 (UTC) Anonymous Votes Universe prevails. 88.148.198.117 15:27, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
Peanut Gallery I though it was a joke when I saw this on the main page. Imagine my surprise, people. Tidus357 04:58, April 1, 2012 (UTC) To the anonymous person who just got their vote removed for failing to follow instructions, you are quite wrong about "these kids" we supposedly are. Doorknobs have a strong sense of aesthetics. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 05:58, April 1, 2012 (UTC) @Sorceror Nobody: Your logic is sound, but it also hints that the great Gilgamesh cannot beat another Gilgamesh with the Universe behind him. King of 22:47, April 1, 2012 (UTC) It is, I concede, possible that the universe might hamper the Gilgamesh on that side by simply getting in his way. On the other hand, that also means it'll get in the way of the solo Gilgamesh, which potentially makes it a useful human/animal/plant/star/planet/etc. shield for the universe Gilgamesh. Key point in my vote, though, is that I said, very slight advantage :P -- Sorceror Nobody  23:23, April 1, 2012 (UTC) @DSS/HSS's vote: http://i759.photobucket.com/albums/xx238/SorcerorNobody/FormspringSmile.png 1 http://i759.photobucket.com/albums/xx238/SorcerorNobody/FormspringSorcerorNobody.png -- Sorceror Nobody  00:09, April 2, 2012 (UTC) An amusing IRC discussion: [17:09] <KujaRhapsodos> "[20:01:38] <Sorceror_Nobody> http://i.imgur.com/1H35g.png KUJA" =D [17:10] <Sorceror_Nobody> http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Final_Fantasy_Wiki:Dragon%27s_Neck_Colosseum#Peanut_Gallery [17:10] <Sorceror_Nobody> Just giving my template some exposure... [17:10] <Sorceror_Nobody> Although the smile is sincerely meant [17:10] <Catuse> I can't wrap my head around the idea that the Universe is losing [17:11] <Catuse> After all, the Universe has Gilgamesh in it, and it has FFWiki in it [17:11] <HSS> Sorceror_Nobody: I almost feel insulted you're piggybacking off of my joke to whore your formspring [17:11] <Sorceror_Nobody> Because most people have just gone GIRUGAMESH YESZ [17:11] <Sorceror_Nobody> I'm not [17:11] <Sorceror_Nobody> It's not about whoring my Formspring [17:11] <Sorceror_Nobody> I just find it amusing to imitate Formspring in that manner [17:12] * HSS sighs [17:12] <Scathe> I would have found some way to make the universe lose even if it was leading in votes [17:13] <Sorceror_Nobody> And also, other people can add their own smiles into the same transclusion of the template. Provided they have a FS account for me to rip the icon from to add to my photobucket. And currently up to a limit of 9 smiles [17:13] * Sorceror_Nobody shrugs [17:13] <Sorceror_Nobody> It's a pretty unique and experimental template [17:13] <Sorceror_Nobody> Which is why I'm trying to get it a little attention, I'm interested to see what might happen with it [17:14] <Catuse> Oh and the universe has ladies that dress like men, and black holes. [17:14] <Ark> We don 't need those extraneous distractions. [17:14] <HSS> ^ [17:15] <Catuse> And Excalibur [17:15] <Catuse> Gilgamesh has morphing time, we have morphine [17:15] <Sorceror_Nobody> Mango has the morphine [17:15] <Sorceror_Nobody> Well [17:16] <Sorceror_Nobody> *HASS [17:16] <Catuse> Mango is in the Universe, though. [17:16] <Sorceror_Nobody> I'm not sure, he's probably pretty far out on it by now Cat 00:21, April 2, 2012 (UTC)

April Fools 2010: Multiple Fight Week

The Spoony One vs Linkara

WINNER! Undecided	In celebration of the wiki becoming Spoonypedia, we give you: The Spoony One vs Linkara!				WINNER! Undecided
Votes for The Spoony One Who else can spend over an hour bitching on FFVIII and still keep funny? Uppfinnarn 16:14, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Spoony for sure, he actually seems funnier to me. Sorry Linkara, but your nice hat and coat can't save you this time. StarkMaximum 04:25, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Linkara's awesome, but Spoony's "THE ONE". ChocolancerCL-528 04:26, April 1, 2010 (UTC) BlueHighwind ツ: He will punch you in THE SOUL!!! He will stab you in THE BRAIN!! Yay for Spoony! Likeacupcake 04:40, April 1, 2010 (UTC) No contest. - +DeadlySlashSword+ 04:46, April 1, 2010 (UTC) What DSS said.  TheBlueDragoon 05:09, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Ultima 06:55, April 1, 2010 (UTC) He's related to "spoony" more than Linkara! Kuzlalala 08:01, April 1, 2010 (UTC) :/ FinalAnnihilator 08:48, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Can't believe im voting in this *facepalm* FAIL!! His FFVIII review FTW. And that was an epic battle against Squall. KujaRhapsodos 11:21, April 1, 2010 (UTC) I wish I could vote both. But I have to say that Spoony is slightly more spoony than Linkara. And that's what we're going for here. ScatheMote 14:23, April 1, 2010 (UTC) I haven't the foggiest idea who these two are, but when you're called "The Spoony One," I just can't help but vote for you. Noobking87 Judge Balthier 15:38, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Definitely. --wee187 16:01, April 1, 2010 (UTC) I loved his bitching of FFVIII. And the sad thing is, VIII is one of my favorite Final Fantasies. TheRedNinja 16:43, April 1, 2010 (UTC) YOU FOOL!  Armageddon11!  17:00, April 1, 2010 (UTC) I'm going with the popular vote 死の騎士 , April 1, 2010 (UTC) He has a alter ego named Doctor Insane,hes win Naruto195 19:19, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Anybody got a spoon? SilverCrono 19:22, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Epic Win. I like FFVIII but his rants are Hilarious Biggs and Wedge 21:07, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Go SpoonySunpanda2012 23:05, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Thats so unfair... I like Spoony but I like Linkara as well, but Spoonys FFVII Review is so good, and I bet his FFX Review will be awesome as well, so I'm going for Spoony User:HadoukenPotti 23:45, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Because FF8 sucks. FF74EVA! 02:39, April 2, 2010 (UTC) Teh lulz. LC 08:50, April 2, 2010 (UTC) Anonymous Votes I choose Spoony. The only Linkara videos I can watch are the ones where he crosses over with Spoony or the Nostalgia Critic anyways. 173.35.180.242 17:47, April 1, 2010 (UTC)			Votes for Linkara Now, Spoony's got good reviews. But Linkara knows his stuff. Got a magic gun, where'd he purchase that? Mask no Oni 04:34, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Screw the rules, I vote Linkara. Most Definately Not a Werewolf 04:48, April 1, 2010 (UTC) HE IS A MAN! *punch* WarxePB He does wear a purdy hat. Diablocon 09:50, April 1, 2010 (UTC) I have never heard of either of these gentlemen, so I'll be shallow for once and vote for the one whose dress sense I like more. Swmystery 10:20, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Spoony is good, but I like Linkara's hat more. Also, the reviews are nice.--Otherarrow 11:22, April 1, 2010 (UTC) You ask why? Because I can. Because I'm the Clawkeeper, and this is my vote, and Spoony's nightmare! Doreiku Kuroofangu 12:24, April 1, 2010 (UTC) umm yeah, the hat clearly wins this one... MMLN メーマウリアン 13:53, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Close, but as stated before, HE IS A MAN! Not to mention, while Spoony endured FFVIII, Linkara had to put up with Batman: Dark knight returns, AND all star batman and robin. At least FFVIII can be enjoyable if your in the right mood, but bad frank miller is a thousand times worse (and therefor funnier to comment on) than bad final fantasy. Jamiemitsu FTW 20:24, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Titanic in 5seconds Johuotar 21:23, April 1, 2010 (UTC) This was, admittedly, somewhat difficult to choose. Both guys are hilarious, each in their own way, and have generally been consistent in being funny and informative at the same time. Still, I would have to cast my vote to Linkara on the fact that he is one of the few people who reviews Western Comics and Graphic Novels. Not anime, not manga, not video games. Western Comics and Graphic Novels. For that, I tip my vote to Linkara's favor. That and HE IS ENSIGN MUNROOO!!!! OK'Ssuka? 22:08, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Anonymous Votes It's a hard choice, and while Spoony's review of Phantasmagoria 2 is one of the funniest things on the internet, I have to say that Linkara is funnier overall. 164.47.161.254 20:48, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
Peanut Gallery Peanut Gallery Hi, guys. We're sorry you've missed out so many weeks of fights, so I got permission from Diablo to add a few more. Enjoy! — YuanSalve!Acta 04:08, April 1, 2010 (UTC) You should have done Spoony vs Squall instead. Doreiku Kuroofangu 12:26, April 1, 2010 (UTC) ...who are these guys? Jeppo (Talk | contribs) 19:37, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Seriously Jeppo? Doreiku Kuroofangu 23:49, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Yeah, seriously. I have no idea who these two people are. Jeppo (Talk | contribs) 00:33, April 2, 2010 (UTC) I also have no clue who they are. I just voted. XD  TheBlueDragoon 00:59, April 2, 2010 (UTC) You people need to educate yourselves NAO! Doreiku Kuroofangu 01:01, April 2, 2010 (UTC) For those curious about Linkara. --OK'Ssuka? 01:30, April 2, 2010 (UTC)

The Doctor vs Cid

WINNER! Undecided	Many different incarnations, all with the same name. Good with technology. Older and wiser than others in the cast. Owner of a cool space/air ship. It all makes sense now.				WINNER! Undecided
Votes for the time travelling extraordinaire thump-thump-thump-thump. Likeacupcake 04:40, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Eh, who is this "Cid"? An Employee of Global Dynamic 04:53, April 1, 2010 (UTC) How could I vote for Cid over the Doctor himself. Only a few days until the new series! LaurieTalk 08:59, April 1, 2010 (UTC) I must break my vow never to edit the DNC again to vote for the Doctor. Also, Kerodrake, watch every episode of Doctor Who you can. NOW. --SCMツTalkシ 09:42, April 1, 2010 (UTC) He's a legend, come on! Diablocon 09:50, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Do you own a time-travelling police box? Or defend the universe from xenophobic pepperpots? All the while successfully carrying off a decorative vegetable? Yeah, I didn't think so. — YuanSalve!Acta 09:55, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Various Cids have been poor, but the Doctor has always been magnificent. Swmystery 10:19, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Yes. The Doctor. Yes. Not Cid.....Doctor Cid? No.--Otherarrow 11:15, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Sorry, Cid, But the doctor saves the world every weekend. You just make airships Jamiemitsu FTW 12:47, April 1, 2010 (UTC) I thought (like SCM) I would never vote again. But these two fights are just too awesome to pass up. ScatheMote 14:23, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Please. Each Cid is a different person. Each Doctor is still the same, just with a face lift. And besides, who doesn't wanna travel around in a blue police box? Noobking87 Time Travel. :j 裁判官 バルフレア 15:37, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Christopher Eccleston is the best ever :D Hamfruitcake 09 15:44, April 1, 2010 (UTC) The Doctor, all the freaking way. --wee187 16:00, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Docter Who! Sorry Cid, but the Docter gets my vote every time!Acrum92 17:20, April 1, 2010 (UTC) For those of you who don't know who the Doctor is, SHAME ON YOU! Jeppo (Talk) 19:41, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Cids have had Airships. The Doctor has a TARDIS. Police Box Time Machine/Spaceship > Airship. The.DreadnoughT 20:03, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Go Doctor Who! Especially Tom Baker and David Tennant! I wish I owned a TARDIS so I can travel all over the bloody universe, too! :D Cluna 06 23:25, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Cid Vs. The Doctor Really? Wow? This is just unfair to Cid. Theentertainer LIQUIDATE. read: 8bit does not want to be liquidated by Yuan for failure to vote for teh Doctor ._. 8bit 02:12, April 2, 2010 (UTC) "Hey, I'm the Doctor. I can save the universe using a kettle and some string!" --DTN Anonymous Votes I doubt any FF character could take on even one Dlaek. The Doctor's taken out millions. 62.252.178.158 15:48, April 1, 2010 (UTC)			Votes for the purveyor of Airships Cid! Cid! Cid! Cid! Uppfinnarn 16:15, April 1, 2010 (UTC) I'm for Cid because the Doc ain't no Vanbrown. Mask no Oni 04:39, April 1, 2010 (UTC) CID!!!!!!!Mynameissora 06:28, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Cid is a main element in FF. Kuzlalala 08:02, April 1, 2010 (UTC) lol wut FinalAnnihilator 08:49, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Never heard of The Doctor before.Kerodrake 1 April 2010 Cid!!!! User:Kassandria Cid is either funny or awesome. Often both. Intercision 12:37, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Has anybody said SeeD? MMLN メーマウリアン 13:54, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Never watched Doctor Who, and never care to. - +DeadlySlashSword+ 16:47, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Psh, Doctor Who? Yeah right. SilverCrono 19:14, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Gotta go with Cid on this one. He is a Final Fantasy character.Legend of Fantasy 20:10, April 1, 2010 (UTC) CidSunpanda2012 23:13, April 1, 2010 (UTC) This was a tough one, but then I thought: "T.G. Cid" and it was no competition. =\ --JFHavoc 05:49, April 2, 2010 (UTC) Cid Highwind. No more needs to be said. genesisrocks Anonymous Votes It's so cruel for me to vote against the Doctor...but then again it's Final Fantasy Wiki and Cid IS Final Fantasy187.15.109.196 14:56, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Cid. Cause he's (or they're?) awesome, it's true. 118.136.50.107 16:33, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
Peanut Gallery Peanut Gallery Crap. I forgot to put my name next to my vote... (Mines vote no.4 for the Doctor, by the way.) ~InWithTheAshes. Can I vote for Doctor Cid? An Agent of the Warehouse 04:51, April 1, 2010 (UTC)

Genesis vs Kuja

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WINNER! Undecided	It's the fight you've all been waiting for. No longer do you need to complain endlessly in the Peanut Gallery - here's Genesis vs Kuja!				WINNER! Undecided
Votes for Genesis OMG I ABOLSUTLEE LUB GENESIS!!1! The President of Red Leather By far my favorite Antagonist, but not by favorite villain though, theres one guy that outshines him. Also i really love the Loveless poems and that he has red hair, just like me YAY!! I dont really have any more to say. Bjarnster 07:46, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Genesis is my favourite, most underrated villain. Intercision 12:35, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Kuja sucks more than Pandemona TBH... MMLN メーマウリアン 13:51, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Because he doesn't dress like a transvestite either. Jeppo (Talk | contribs) 16:35, April 1, 2010 (UTC) - +DeadlySlashSword+ 16:48, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Rinoa Leonheart 17:03, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Hell yeah go Genesis lol :) Because poetry PWNS thongs. SilverCrono 19:13, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Red sword looks nice Johuotar 21:27, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Male thongs creep me outSunpanda2012 23:10, April 1, 2010 (UTC) This is more out of pity vote than anything else. :( Cluna 06 23:23, April 1, 2010 (UTC) look at my username. Genesis has the creepiest voice ever! and he has an awesome sword genesisrocks Anonymous Votes			Votes for Kuja I haven't played either game, but Kuja is from a game widely known as awesome, while CC seems more like a halfassed Spinoff Uppfinnarn 16:18, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Xeal: The Best Poetry AND monologues are from the super-amazingly-weird guy-Kuja!! Genesis' LOVELESS speech isn't even HIS!! He's only quotin' things! Hahaha, oh god, are we really doing this? If we are, Kuja all the way! StarkMaximum 04:23, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Now, Genesis has his groupies.... Kuja can have a planetful of ladies. There is a reason why he wears a codpiece. Mask no Oni 04:30, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Kuja blows up a planet. The most Genesis blows up is a crater. No competition. Likeacupcake 04:38, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Well, now Neo Bahamut gets his wish. Anyway, Kuja all the way. One of the best FF villains.  TheBlueDragoon 05:07, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Better monologues, better powers, better hair. Mynameissora 06:27, April 1, 2010 (UTC) He's just... "prettier"... Kuzlalala 08:04, April 1, 2010 (UTC) KUUUUJAAAA!!! FinalAnnihilator 08:50, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Although they're both poetic, Kuja is just so much prettier! ^^ --Sencilia 09:26, April 1, 2010 (UTC) I like them both, to tell you the truth. However, Genesis is probably due for further appearances since he's in the secret ending of DoC, whereas we'll probably never see Kuja again *sigh*. Therefore, I shall vote for the angel of death. Swmystery 10:18, April 1, 2010 (UTC) TEH KUJA WILL ULTIMAE YOU. ARRRRRRR. Oh, and have children with Lulu) KujaRhapsodos 11:19, April 1, 2010 (UTC) I Hate Genesis anyway but Kuja is the much better villan User:Kassandria I like Kuja better because he wasn't really a villain in the end like in Dissidia. Anyway, I hate Genesis for starting an uproar in Final Fantasy VII:Crisis Core!--TerraBranford145322 11:56, April 1, 2010 (UTC) It's an April's Fool Day joke, so it's not like our votes matter; it'll be gone by tomorrow. --ClixPsi 12:42, April 1, 2010 (UTC) So let's see, someone at Square Enix thought "One Sephiroth isn't enough, we need to make another one, make him red, and make him even more boring and long-winded." Yeah, great idea SE. Doreiku Kuroofangu 12:46, April 1, 2010 (UTC) ShadouTonberi 13:45, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Yep CheeseNinja 13:54, April 1, 2010 (UTC) I'm with Kuja this time, only because I hatted Genesis. Sure, a game isn't much fun without a final antagonist, but I just plain don't like him. Noobking87 Because Genesis is just a meaningless character in the compilation I hate above all else. Judge Balthier 15:33, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Who gives a shit about Genesis? There's a reason this fight took so long to come up. Clearly Kuja is a million times more awesome :P Hamfruitcake 09 15:45, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Kuja is what Genesisn't. Awesome. TheRedNinja 16:42, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Drake hit Genesis' design scheme on the head. This really is a joke. None are as endearing or fabulous as Kuja, man or woman. Prime example of great villain and character. All those who constantly hate because of his look can't handle the sexy. Big diffeerence between a pretty boy and a pretty boy who knows it.AnonyMan FFIX is my second favourite game in the series, so Kuja gets my vote.Legend of Fantasy 20:09, April 1, 2010 (UTC) He the only character in IX that I really like.  NeoZEROX  21:06, April 1, 2010 (UTC) If he's gonna go down then everyone gets to come with Theentertainer Because ff9 pwns all ff7 spin offs. FF74EVA! 02:40, April 2, 2010 (UTC) Anonymous Votes I honestly think Kuja could kick his ass :O easy 95.209.69.168 11:53, April 1, 2010 (UTC) To be honest, these are two of my favorite villains. They're both rather poetic, but yeah Kuja is more interesting.
Peanut Gallery Peanut Gallery I can see why this fight was relegated to an April Fools Joke. This isn't even a contest; it's overkill.--ClixPsi 13:13, April 1, 2010 (UTC) I'd feel bad for Genesis if I didn't hate FFVII and its overrated brethren. The only good thing to come from FFVII was Red XIII and Yuffie. This is the most lopsided fight I've ever seen.  TheBlueDragoon 21:32, April 1, 2010 (UTC)

Atomos vs Pandemona

WINNER! Undecided	Who sucks more?				WINNER! Undecided
Votes for Atomos FFV FTW! Uppfinnarn 16:19, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Atomos, because he's in both of my favorite games in the series. He looks awesome in FFV and he's TERRIFYING in FFIX. Pandemona is just a thing with a balloon on its butt. StarkMaximum 04:51, April 1, 2010 (UTC) He NOMS you! :D Mynameissora 06:26, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Pandemona sucks up monsters. Atomos sucks up entire cities. Enough said. Swmystery 10:16, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Atomos is the best sucker there it. Swallowed Lindblum in one gulp. KujaRhapsodos 11:17, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Atomos is the only one I no plus when I was little I remember being flabbergasted when it swallowed Lindlum User:Kassandria Atomos sucks up the fallen. Epic. --ClixPsi 12:40, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Atomos. Why? Because no matter how strong you are, it does a fixed % of damage. Noobking87 Atomos can make his mouth go bigger! :O Hamfruitcake 09 15:46, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Atomos is the representative Gravity summon in the series. Every other summon including Diabolos can suck it (just not as good as Atomos). Adelbert Best. Useless Summon. Ever. SilverCrono 19:11, April 1, 2010 (UTC) FFV is the best game in the series, in my opinion, so Atomos wins.Legend of Fantasy 20:06, April 1, 2010 (UTC) I think Atomos is a okay boss and summon.  NeoZEROX  21:06, April 1, 2010 (UTC) He be freaky manSunpanda2012 23:07, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Because Atomos can exert a force approximately 199 times the force of gravity AND can spell his own name correctly. Jeppo (Talk | contribs) 01:11, April 2, 2010 (UTC) Anonymous Votes Why not. 206.248.81.242 04:28, April 2, 2010 (UTC)			Votes for Pandemona Pandemona blows. Dr.McGreenhilt-Evilwizardington (who is getting existential) 04:59, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Agreed. They both suck, but only Pandemona blows. ^_~ - +DeadlySlashSword+ 05:04, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Let me tell you a little story of when i played FFIX and thought Atomos would do good damage. Well i used him in a boss battle and i watched that really long and boring summoning sequence. Then the moment came, the moment i was finally going to inflict major damage to that douche bag and what do i get.... WHAT DO I GET.... A Fucking MISS. So from that moment on i swore to hate Atomos no matter WHAT!! and actually i've never used pandemona so i dont really know what it does, but i just hate Atomos SO MUCH !!! Bjarnster 07:37, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Pandemona is multi-functional, as a vacuum cleaner and a leaf-blower! =D Kuzlalala 08:03, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Can't not vote. FinalAnnihilator 08:50, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Pandemona is fun when seeing it eat air[and monster(s)] and farts out all the air [and monster(s)].Kerodrake 1 April 2010 I'll have to go with the Wind-elemental here, because so many enemies are immune to Gravity. Intercision 12:33, April 1, 2010 (UTC) FFVIII had clearly more sucky sucker... MMLN メーマウリアン 13:50, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Vacuum cleaner alien FTW! CheeseNinja 13:54, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Rinoa Leonheart 17:48, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Judge Balthier 20:00, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Because he sucks harder.  TheBlueDragoon 21:35, April 1, 2010 (UTC) Anonymous Votes
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