These are the April Fools Day fights from days gone by. As they are not normal fights, they are not placed with the other archives. Instead, they are condemned to be here, for all of posterity to see.
2016: Week 384: Donald "Kefka" Trump versus Bernie "Leo" Sanders[]
PRESIDENT DONALD "KEFKA" TRUMP FINAL FANTASY VI 12-7 |
Two candidates who will decide the future of the world, and of the wiki.
One believes it's time for Gestahl to be strong again, time to make Vector great again. "We have to be strong. We can't be the weak country anymore. We have to get rid of all this political correctness. We have to build a wall and Narshe will pay for it!" He has also called for a temporary ban on Figaro citizens from entering, due to their ties with the Returner terrorists. His policy on wikis is on a crackdown on illegal anons from editing. "When Wikia sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have a lot of problems, and they're bringing those problems. They're bringing spam, they're bringing page blanking. They're vandals. And some, I assume, are good editors." This candidate's name is Donald "Kefka" Trump, whose hands are certainly not too small for this job. The other believes there's a different problem in the country. "The Vector people are tired of the billionaires on Jidoor Street rigging our economy in their favour. There is a broken criminal justice system which is unfair on magi." He is calling for universal Relics for all and free magicite tuition. He has also called for an alliance with the Espers. On wikis, he believes there are no issues. "The Vector people are sick and tired of hearing about your damn edits!" This candidate is general Leo, although colleague, Celes, has kindly asked him to watch his tone. |
LOSER BERNIE "LEO" SANDERS FINAL FANTASY VI 7-12 | |||
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Peanut Gallery[]If Kefka is elected, how do you guys plan to celebrate? ThePhoenixDown (talk) 15:50, April 1, 2016 (UTC)
Because we seem to have forgotten to update this week anyway, this will remain the current fight until Monday and/or Tuesday. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 23:44, April 1, 2016 (UTC) |
2015: Lightning Celebration Week 456,785: Lightning vs. The entire works of Shakespeare, the entire discipline of chemistry, and the country of Belgium[]
VICTOR Undecided* in theory |
Here at the Lightning Wiki, we always want our users to show how much they love Lightning (and we know that we all do). So in week 456,785 of Lightnng Celebration, she "faces" her toughest competition yet: the works of some old silly English guy (I mean come on! He doesn't even have pink hair!), the discipline of chemistry (puh-lease! Do chemists wield silly made up weapons? I think not!) and Belgium (definitely her toughest competition yet, but I believe you can push past it). Please put your reasons below as to why Lightning is better than these three opponents (poetry receives extra points as usual). | VICTOR Undecided* in theory | |||
Homage for the Great and Amazing Lightning[]
More Veneration to the Great Lightning[]
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Further Praise[]Don't be ridiculous, chemists have silly, very real weapons. C A T U S E 02:21, April 1, 2015 (UTC) Dammit! I just realized I messed up my haiku. The second line was supposed to start with "Hair". Miyu 07:07, April 1, 2015 (UTC) Lol I like the week number at the top. It's amazing that the lightning Wiki has been going on since 6769 B.C. The original designers of the website were obviously psychics as they could see so far into the future and know all this information about lightning the amazing character from a game franchise that we would someday have the technology to show fully in all her glory. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 16:06, April 1, 2015 (UTC) |
2014: Week Edgar: Last Edgar Standing Round 100! THREE SPECIAL FIGHTS![]
Fight 1: Edgar v. Edgar[]
EDGAR EDGAR RONI FIGARO FINAL FANTASY EDGAR Undecided |
LAST EDGAR STANDING |
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Today, to celebrate the 100th round of Last Edgar Standing, the DNC (eDgar faN Club) has decided to bring you three fights with your favorite character! That's right, Edgar!
The first fight is the ever popular Edgar v. Edgar. Which Edgar will be victorious? Will it be Edgar? Or Edgar? Even I'm not sure, and I'm the biggest fan of Edgar of them all! Well, in a life of uncertainty, I know one thing: Edgar. | |||||
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Edgar Gallery[]I just noticed that we're up to Archive XXX. I think Edgar would be very familiar with those three letters if FFVI were set in modern day. ;) -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 08:20, April 1, 2014 (UTC) |
Fight 2: Edgar v. Edgar[]
EDGAR EDGAR RONI FIGARO FINAL FANTASY EDGAR Undecided |
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I bet you were thinking before, "Wow, I bet Scathe can't top that last fight, what a loser who also can't do Blitz imputs." Well, guess what? Firstly, Tools all the way (Sabin is definitely the worse brother [who can top Edgar anyway? {the answer is no one}]), but I managed to beat the last fight!
If one Edgar v. Edgar fight wasn't great enough, what about two? That's right, two Edgar v. Edgar fights for you guys. Now we can be sure who will actually win in a fight. We need to make sure, of course. This is important for the fate of mankind. Edgarkind, even. | |||||
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Fight 3: Edgar v. Edgar[]
EDGAR EDGAR RONI FIGARO FINAL FANTASY EDGAR Undecided |
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I bet you weren't expecting this, right? You were all like, "Scathe, he's a cool guy who updates the DNC on time without prompting and is great at video games, but I don't think even he would be nice enough to give me what I really want: another Edgar v. Edgar fight." Au contraire mon frère, I am that nice. That's right, three Edgar v. Edgar fights for the price of one! And no shipping* either!
except for the necessary (and canon) shipping of Sephiroth/Vaan Well, I've set it all out for you! Get Edgaring, people! Such a momentous occasion doesn't happen every day! | |||||
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Edgar Gallery[]Catuse: But, given Square's love for Bad Latin, wouldn't that make Sephiroth x Ventus the canon pairing? http://i1176.photobucket.com/albums/x333/KujaFFIX/2ea674f6.png 04:59, April 1, 2014 (UTC) I think i'm slightly OCD. they must all be level --Pzykosiz (talk) 10:17, April 1, 2014 (UTC) Don't know why, but I feel like something is missing in the last two fights. JC Holy Knight (talk) 01:12, April 2, 2014 (UTC) |
April Fools 2013: Shantotto[]
VICTOR Not to predict, but this winner's already been picked |
What you've all been waiting for! This week's DNC is no bore! Come and sign to show approval or face a painful removal! You might say there's no competition, but no one could ever match this perfect magician! OHOHOHOHOHO~! | VICTOR Not to predict, but this winner's already been picked | |||
Sign here or feel fear[]
Even those with no name can take place in this game[]1. Shantotto is great, but I fear my compliment comes a bit late. Lightwind999 00:16, April 2, 2013 (UTC) The place to sing your praises of a little Black Mages[] |
April Fools 2012: Gilgamesh v. Everything[]
Our staff can't be arsed to code for Oasis, click here.
DEFENDING CHAMPION AND INEVITABLE VICTOR GILGAMESH EVERY GOOD GAME |
LAST MAN STANDING |
FOOLISH CHALLENGER EVERYTHING THE UNIVERSE | ||||||||
In one corner, we have an incredibly important thing, loved by every creature and necessary to all our survival: Gilgamesh. In the other, less important corner, we have everything that has and will ever exist. But enough expository banter! Who will be the last man, the last lady, or the last lady who dresses like a man standing? | ||||||||||
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Peanut Gallery[]I though it was a joke when I saw this on the main page. Imagine my surprise, people. Tidus357 04:58, April 1, 2012 (UTC) To the anonymous person who just got their vote removed for failing to follow instructions, you are quite wrong about "these kids" we supposedly are. Doorknobs have a strong sense of aesthetics. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 05:58, April 1, 2012 (UTC) @Sorceror Nobody: Your logic is sound, but it also hints that the great Gilgamesh cannot beat another Gilgamesh with the Universe behind him. King of 22:47, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
@DSS/HSS's vote:
-- Sorceror Nobody 00:09, April 2, 2012 (UTC) An amusing IRC discussion: [17:09] <KujaRhapsodos> "[20:01:38] <Sorceror_Nobody> http://i.imgur.com/1H35g.png KUJA" =D [17:10] <Sorceror_Nobody> http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Final_Fantasy_Wiki:Dragon%27s_Neck_Colosseum#Peanut_Gallery [17:10] <Sorceror_Nobody> Just giving my template some exposure... [17:10] <Sorceror_Nobody> Although the smile is sincerely meant [17:10] <Catuse> I can't wrap my head around the idea that the Universe is losing [17:11] <Catuse> After all, the Universe has Gilgamesh in it, and it has FFWiki in it [17:11] <HSS> Sorceror_Nobody: I almost feel insulted you're piggybacking off of my joke to whore your formspring [17:11] <Sorceror_Nobody> Because most people have just gone GIRUGAMESH YESZ [17:11] <Sorceror_Nobody> I'm not [17:11] <Sorceror_Nobody> It's not about whoring my Formspring [17:11] <Sorceror_Nobody> I just find it amusing to imitate Formspring in that manner [17:12] * HSS sighs [17:12] <Scathe> I would have found some way to make the universe lose even if it was leading in votes [17:13] <Sorceror_Nobody> And also, other people can add their own smiles into the same transclusion of the template. Provided they have a FS account for me to rip the icon from to add to my photobucket. And currently up to a limit of 9 smiles [17:13] * Sorceror_Nobody shrugs [17:13] <Sorceror_Nobody> It's a pretty unique and experimental template [17:13] <Sorceror_Nobody> Which is why I'm trying to get it a little attention, I'm interested to see what might happen with it [17:14] <Catuse> Oh and the universe has ladies that dress like men, and black holes. [17:14] <Ark> We don 't need those extraneous distractions. [17:14] <HSS> ^ [17:15] <Catuse> And Excalibur [17:15] <Catuse> Gilgamesh has morphing time, we have morphine [17:15] <Sorceror_Nobody> Mango has the morphine [17:15] <Sorceror_Nobody> Well [17:16] <Sorceror_Nobody> *HASS [17:16] <Catuse> Mango is in the Universe, though. [17:16] <Sorceror_Nobody> I'm not sure, he's probably pretty far out on it by now Cat 00:21, April 2, 2012 (UTC) |
April Fools 2010: Multiple Fight Week[]
The Spoony One vs Linkara[]
WINNER! Undecided |
In celebration of the wiki becoming Spoonypedia, we give you: The Spoony One vs Linkara! | WINNER! Undecided | |||||
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Anonymous Votes[]It's a hard choice, and while Spoony's review of Phantasmagoria 2 is one of the funniest things on the internet, I have to say that Linkara is funnier overall. 164.47.161.254 20:48, April 1, 2010 (UTC) | ||||||
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The Doctor vs Cid[]
WINNER! Undecided |
Many different incarnations, all with the same name. Good with technology. Older and wiser than others in the cast. Owner of a cool space/air ship. It all makes sense now. | WINNER! Undecided | |||||
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Genesis vs Kuja[]
WINNER! Undecided |
It's the fight you've all been waiting for. No longer do you need to complain endlessly in the Peanut Gallery - here's Genesis vs Kuja! | WINNER! Undecided | |||||
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Atomos vs Pandemona[]
WINNER! Undecided |
Who sucks more? | WINNER! Undecided | |||||
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