Death of a Mailman script
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Lettermoogle
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An assistant in need is an assistant indeed, kupo! Your postal career has been a series of pleasant surprises. What a journey you've had, from dubious to glorious!
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Lettermoogle
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A very special honor awaits you today, kupo. This letter is from none other than A–Ruhn–Senna, the youngest of the three Seedseers.
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Lettermoogle
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And of all people, it's addressed to his sister Raya–O–Senna! From one Padjal to another, kupo. How about that?
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Lettermoogle
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We are traveling in high society! Never did I expect to trust an assistant with a letter of such import, but you exceed all expectations!
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Lettermoogle
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The letter is for Raya–O–Senna, one of the three Seedseers who watch over Gridania.
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Lettermoogle
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We move in exalted circles, kupo! Or rather, you do! No dawdling now, if you please.
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Rayaosenna
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Ever does it hearten me to see your face, [Player Name], though this time less than others. Come, we've our roles to play in this mummer's farce. Give me my letter.
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Rayaosenna
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Yes, I am Raya–O–Senna, though I am sore tempted to deny it at times. A letter, you say? Let us see if it is the right one...
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Rayaosenna
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And there it is, the letter from my brother. Thank you for the delivery─and the certainty.
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Rayaosenna
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No delivery could be of graver import than a missive between two of the Seedseers. Yet...here stands a mere assistant letter carrier, not the deputy postmoogle. Curious, is it not─Brother?
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Aruhnsenna
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We are in rare accord, dear sister. There is something amiss with the postmoogle, a secret sorrow that has driven him from his duty!
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Rayaosenna
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You are bemused, [Player Name], and soon to grow vexed for want of an account. Know that this deception was not for your benefit...
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Aruhnsenna
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It is the deputy postmoogle that concerns us. He has seemed rather derelict in his duties─and so we laid this test for him. If naught were amiss, he would be here now in your stead!
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Rayaosenna
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In truth, we have seen little of the good moogle lately. <sigh> We fear for him, yet he fears to show himself. What secret does he keep from his Seedseers...and his friends?
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Aruhnsenna
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If he fears to even show himself, this secret must keep itself poorly indeed. All we need is a look at him and we'd know!
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Rayaosenna
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We would have your aid, [Player Name]. The work of a postmoogle is of too great an import to leave to chance.
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Rayaosenna
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We must bring the postmoogle out of hiding, into the light of truth. Take this letter to him, good adventurer.
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Rayaosenna
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Tell him not of us─not a word. Tell him this letter comes from a Twin Adder soldier, and must be delivered to a sylph of ill repute in the East Shroud.
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Rayaosenna
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You will beg the postmoogle for aid. Tell him that in your callowness, you cannot find the destination. His vanity shall push him out, and his affection for you will pull him in...
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Aruhnsenna
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...Directly to Little Solace, where he shall find us instead of the wicked sylph! We'll settle this once and for all.
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Rayaosenna
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Give this letter to the deputy postmoogle, if you would solve this mystery. Bring him to Little Solace and we shall see into the heart of him.
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Lettermoogle
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Did the delivery go as it should? Such an important letter, such exalted company... How I miss...kupo. What's this? A difficult letter to deliver, did you say?
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Lettermoogle
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A letter from a Twin Adder soldier to...Diluxio!? A most notorious sylph, kupo! You were right to come to me─this is a difficult delivery indeed.
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Lettermoogle
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Ahem, but...I am not familiar with Moonspore Grove, kupo! I barely know the name─Moonspore Stove? Clove? No, no idea where to find this Diluxio, none!
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Lettermoogle
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I wish I could help, but I regret to tell you I cannot! I simply cannot go with you to Moonspore Grove, kupo!
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Lettermoogle
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Why not? Because...because, kupo! Because out in the grove, there may be spores. Yes, that's right. I have allergies, kupo!
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Lettermoogle
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<sigh> ...But if my assistant needs me, I suppose I must go. Deliveries must be made, and sacrifices, too. Very well, at Little Solace we shall meet.
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Lettermoogle
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Let us go, then, you and I, where the moonspores fly! Together we shall seek Diluxio, kupo.
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Lettermoogle
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I shall meet you at Little Solace. Then together we shall seek Diluxio, kupo.
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Rayaosenna
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How now, where is the postmoogle? It is not like him to be so late. Something is amiss with him, well and truly.
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Rayaosenna
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Could it be that he has sensed our presence? That he dares not meet the Seedseers?
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Aruhnsenna
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He is near, Sister. Beyond that, I cannot say exactly where he is. And the elementals! Something has them stirring.
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Rayaosenna
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If he will not come to us, we shall go to him. Brother, you and I are for the Bramble Patch. [Player Name], you shall seek the postmoogle near the Hawthorne Hut.
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Aruhnsenna
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I like this not, [Player Name]. I sensed something...diminished about the postmoogle's presence. Aid him. Be his friend.
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Rayaosenna
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[Player Name], seek the postmoogle around the Hawthorne Hut. Something is amiss, and we must aid him.
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Popmessage
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You sense death about to strike!
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Popmessage
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(Deleted)
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Lettermoogle
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Just kill me, kupo...
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Lettermoogle
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My faithful assistant! Thank you, kupo. I had just lain down for a nap when those things took me unawares...
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Lettermoogle
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But everything is fine! Fine! Come, come, we must go to Little Solace, kupo!
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Rayaosenna
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How now! For someone working so little these days, you seem awfully tired. Did you think you could deceive the Padjals, deputy postmoogle?
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Lettermoogle
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Raya–O, k-kupo? And A–Ruhn and...! Why are you all here!? Please don't look at me! Don't!
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Rayaosenna
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I shall look at whomever in however a manner I see fit! Though I may say that privilege does not extend to everyone in present company!
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Lettermoogle
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M-My apologies, my humblest apologies, Seedseers! I am not feeling very well, kupo. With your leave, I must return to my home─
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Rayaosenna
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Your home is here in the Twelveswood, deputy postmoogle! And if you think your friends would allow you to fly on those shredded wings, you must think very little of us indeed!
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Aruhnsenna
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It was a windmill, was it not? Your life has been in the Twelveswood─how could you know of such structures? You managed to survive the collision, but the injury was great...
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Rayaosenna
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Oh, you poor, brave fool! That was why you suddenly took on an assistant... 'Twas so you might heal.
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Rayaosenna
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Why would you not tell us─not seek our help? Why hide your hurts from my brother and me, and this good adventurer? You withheld it even from your fellow moogles!
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Lettermoogle
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Please! Please don't take away my cap and satchel, kupo! P-P-Please, it's my life...
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Lettermoogle
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If I can't be a postmoogle, I don't want to live, kupo! Please, please don't ground me...
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Lettermoogle
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My faithful assistant understands, kupo? I beg you, help me, tell them not to ground me...
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Rayaosenna
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You have a curious notion of what it is to help. He needs many moons of complete ground rest, not a job which calls for constant flying!
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Rayaosenna
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Do I understand you correctly? You will serve as needed, without being named the deputy letter carrier yourself─so that the honor of the post remains with your injured friend?
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Aruhnsenna
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The rest may be enough to mend his injuries, or it may not. Still, do we not owe that much to our friend? And I shall personally look into moogle medicine for a cure!
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Rayaosenna
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What would we not do for a friend in need? Whether adventurer or Seedseer, we are all your friends─and you are the deputy postmoogle still, grounded or no.
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Rayaosenna
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But you will rest, or I shall know the reason why! And [Player Name] is to keep the letters flying to all reaches of the realm.
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Rayaosenna
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The moogles shall also help! Any small deliveries within the Twelveswood are your honored responsibility, my good moogles.
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Aruhnsenna
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But, Sister, surely we need more carriers for letters leaving the Twelveswood! [Player Name] is an adventurer with other duties, after all.
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Rayaosenna
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My brother is right. Moogles! Send word to your cohorts throughout the forest. We seek postmoogles with hearts stout enough to face the wider world!
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Rayaosenna
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Now, my dear deputy postmoogle, we must tend to your injuries. [Player Name], you are no longer an assistant but a carrier grown. See to your duties, and to the novices who will look to you for aid.
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Quest complete.
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