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Cloud Strife: No way! That thing's just a machine.
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Uin Nee appears even more restless than usual, which should be cause for no small amount of alarm.

※Please note that the difficulty of this quest has been synced to your current level. Furthermore, you may not proceed with a class or job that is different from when you accepted this quest.

Quest description

A Porxie Before Swine A Porxie Before Swine is a Quest in Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn.

Journal[]

Objectives[]

  • Defeat the Nu Mou porxienappers in Sextuplet Shallow.
  • Aid the trembling porxie.
  • Report to Uin Nee.

Script[]

A Porxie Before Swine A Porxie Before Swine script
Uin Nee Well, favorite mortal, we could be frolicking with porxies in dreams right now. But nooo! Those awful, nasty lawless ones just had to go and make off with the one I ordered from Pla Enni, so both I and the dreams are...porxieless!
Uin Nee Ugh! Ugh, I say! Oooh, when I get my hands on those porxienappers...
Uin Nee Wait! I don't need to get my hands on them! Because we have your much larger hands! Good, good. Go and punch a porxienapper in the face for me, mortal!
Uin Nee Safe and sound! And round! And cute! Exactly what I was hoping for! I can spin the loveliest of dreams with a porxie so charming...
Uin Nee <sigh> But first I suppose I should inform the Nu Mou in Pla Enni that it arrived safely after all. They were so very anxious about it. Some fae really need to learn to calm down, if you ask me...
Quest complete.
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