A Gentleman Falls, Rather than Flies script
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Nashu Mhakaracca
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Well, I'll be! [Player Name], in the flesh! A pleasure to see you again!
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Nashu Mhakaracca
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Wait─is this what they call serendipity? It is, isn't it!? That settles it─you've got to help me find the inspector!
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Nashu Mhakaracca
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Cor, I was hoping you would silently agree!
So, I've been trying to calculate the trajectory the inspector took when he was catapulted into the sky again. I've triple-checked my figures, and concluded he must have landed somewhere here in Ishgard!
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Nashu Mhakaracca
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Unfortunately, the investigation hasn't been proceeding as smoothly as I had hoped...
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Nashu Mhakaracca
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But now that you're here, we're sure to make some progress! Come, let's speak with the merchants and see if anyone hasn't had dealings with a gentlemanly Highlander!
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Nashu Mhakaracca
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Sir? I say, sir! Ah, you must be checking your ledgers to see if he was a customer! That's very kind of you, sir!
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Frine
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A “gentlemanly Highlander,” you say? My apologies, but I cannot say I have had dealings with a man as you describe.
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Pienne
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Good evening/morrow/day/evening to you, madam/sir. I─ Oh, you are looking for someone? A “gentlemanly Highlander”? Hmm...
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Pienne
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I know not this man of whom you speak, but mayhap Mistress Elaisse does? She is well acquainted with rather a lot of merchants and noblemen.
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Norlaise
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...I've sold my fair share of goods to Highlander adventurers, aye, but I'd not describe such clients as particularly gentlemanly, I'm afraid.
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Elaisse
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As ever, a warm welcome to you, miss/sir. How may I be of service?
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Elaisse
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Hmm... A “gentlemanly Highlander,” you say? Now that I think of it, I have heard tell of a foreigner who may be the man whom you seek.
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Nashu Mhakaracca
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<huff> <puff> Begging...begging your pardons, miss, but did you say you know Inspector Hildibrand!?
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Elaisse
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...An acquaintance of yours, I presume?
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Elaisse
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I do not know his name, only that he is here by invitation of Lord Edmont. Or so it is rumored.
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Elaisse
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Surely as a ward of House Fortemps it would be a trifling matter to go and ask after him at the manor?
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Nashu Mhakaracca
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Cor! I knew it was serendipity! To Fortemps Manor!
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Elaisse
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I must say, since throwing wide the Gates of Judgement, we have had no shortage of...interesting visitors.
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House Fortemps knight
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Well met, Mistress/Master [Player Name]. Do you require assistance?
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House Fortemps knight
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Aye, it is as you say. At this time, Lord Edmont is entertaining a foreign guest.
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Nashu Mhakaracca
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Huzzah! We've found the inspector!
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House Fortemps knight
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If I am not mistaken, their meeting should be ending shortly. If you like, you may retire to the gazebo and wait for our guest to depart.
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Nashu Mhakaracca
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A gazebo! Aren't those dangerous!? Then again, you seem a responsible sort─not like to let a wild gazebo run amok. Very well! We humbly accept your offer.
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Nashu Mhakaracca
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And if it wakes up, I'll have you there to protect me!
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Nashu Mhakaracca
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With what powerful magicks did they tame this dread fiend?
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House Fortemps knight
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It's...it's a sodding gazebo...
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Nashu Mhakaracca
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That must be Inspector Hildibrand!
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Edmont
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...I cannot well imagine how arduous your journey must have been.
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Godbert
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Truth be told, I've found the brisk Coerthan air to be rather invigorating. It stimulates body and mind both─a welcome benefit when one must discuss matters of commerce. I daresay we would not have accomplished so much otherwise.
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Nashu Mhakaracca
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There you are, Inspector! I've been looking all over for you!
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Godbert
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I say, who do I see before me? Not one, but two of my beloved son's faithful companions!
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Nashu Mhakaracca
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Lord Godbert!? But...but I thought...
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Godbert
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Hildy? In Ishgard? This is the first I've heard of it...
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Cyr
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Aha! I've found you at last, heretic!
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Cyr
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Yes, you! The hulking brute with a mad gleam in his eye! Your brazen heresy is plain for all to see! Surrender yourself to the inquisition at once!
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Edmont
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I beg your pardon!? This man is an Ul'dahn merchant, here at the behest of House Fortemps. Such baseless accusations will not be tolerated!
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Cyr
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A-A guest of House Fortemps!? Then...then he couldn't possibly...
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Cyr
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Though there were those two wards that... But they were acquitted of all charges in a trial by combat... And if he demands the right to... Then I would personally have to... Oh dear.
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Cyr
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A thousand apologies, good sir. I spoke out of turn. I am Cyr and, as you may have guessed, I am an inquisitor who has been charged with investigating reports of a rather suspicious, possibly heretical individual...
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Godbert
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Ho ho ho! A heretic, you say? One who bears a passing resemblance to me?
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Cyr
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Aye. A man, rather muscular, wearing dark garments and acquitting himself in a somewhat “gentlemanly” fashion, as some might say.
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Nashu Mhakaracca
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This heretic sounds like the spitting image of Inspector Hildibrand. Could he be...a fan?
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Cyr
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Say again? You are acquainted with such a man?
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Cyr
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I see...and the man you are looking for is Lord Godbert's son? Hmm...
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Cyr
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It would seem that our investigations may be connected. So, I put to you a proposal: The first reported sightings of the heretic I am tracking came from Falcon's Nest. Mayhap we should journey there together?
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Cyr
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It is, after all, possible that we are seeking the selfsame individual. If so─and if he is innocent─it would be for the best if you were present when I apprehend him, that we might resolve this matter without incident.
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Nashu Mhakaracca
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I say we go with him, [Player Name]! This looks to be our best lead yet!
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Godbert
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Then I shall accompany you all. It has been far too long since I laid eyes on my beloved son, and if there is a chance we might be reunited, I should be glad to seize it!
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Cyr
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Then it is settled. We shall leave for Falcon's Nest at once.
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Redwald
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Mistress/Master [Player Name]. Are these your...traveling companions?
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Redwald
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...The mysterious muscular vagabond? Ah, yes. A patrol sighted him lurking near the Dusk Vigil. Thinking he might be a lost traveler, they called out to him. But rather than approach, he fled.
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Redwald
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Quite frankly, I am surprised you bothered to come all this way. That sighting barely warranted a mention in my report...
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Cyr
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Ah hah! The unmistakable scent of heresy!
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Cyr
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Ah, terribly sorry. Old habit I picked up from my mentor. I know, I know─I will not rush to judgment as before.
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Cyr
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Still, much as I hope you find your missing inspector, I must confess some small desire that we instead unearth a lingering pocket of heresy. Of late there have been virtually no confirmed instances of heretical misdeeds...
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Cyr
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It's gotten so bad that some are speculating our funding may be reduced─or worse, that the inquisition's operations might come under review. That is why, Halone as my witness, I will find and bring a heretic to justice, and prove that our order still has value in these uncertain times!
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Redwald
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Yes, yes, I understand you have your reasons...but whether or not this vagabond was a heretic remains to be seen. Still, if you are set upon your course, you might begin your search near the Dusk Vigil.
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Cyr
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An excellent suggestion, Ser Redwald. Should we succeed in our endeavor, rest assured that you will share in the glory.
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Cyr
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The hunt continues! Onward, to the Dusk Vigil! I am told that region is especially cold, so do not forget to dress appropriately for the weather!
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Godbert
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This land has a beauty all its own, don't you think? A pity my dear wife isn't here to enjoy it.
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Nashu Mhakaracca
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Look, it's frozen! Wait...does that mean the fish are frozen too?
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Cyr
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I t-t-trust you are managing? Good. It would...it would be a shame if we had t-t-to turn back now... <shiver>
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Redwald
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...I suppose I ought to pray for the boy's success.
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Cyr
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Fury take me, it's freezing! Bah, this is a waste of time. No living thing could survive in this godsforsaken wasteland!
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Nashu Mhakaracca
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Over there, look! Someone's coming from the Vigil!
Inspector! Inspector, is that you!?
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Zombiea
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As I live and breathe! Of all the places to be reunited with Master Zombibrand's compatriots! How fare you all this fine evening/morning/afternoon/evening?
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Cyr
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Hark! A heretic raised from the dead by his brothers' unholy magicks!
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Nashu Mhakaracca
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Ahaha! He's not a heretic─he's one of the Gentle Dead Men!
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Nashu Mhakaracca
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What brings you so far from Ul'dah, good sir?
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Zombiea
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Well, as you know, ours is a rather lonely existence. So when we heard rumors of an abandoned fortress held by zombies, we were delighted! I was chosen to serve as emissary and set out immediately. Alas, it seems my efforts were for naught...
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Zombiea
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Master Zombibrand? Forgive me, but as you can see, I have traveled here alone.
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Zombiea
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Ah... Truly? Every last one, dead? That is to say, er, irrevocably dead? <sigh> If it was necessary, then so be it. Still, after coming all this way, it is more than a little disappointing, you understand.
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Nashu Mhakaracca
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Then...my calculations were wrong? The inspector didn't land in Coerthas?
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Zombiea
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Now, now, do not fret so. If it is our overlord you seek, then you are in luck! As the founder of the Gentle Dead Men, our fates─and our aether─are inextricably entwined. In fact, I can feel it calling to me now!
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Nashu Mhakaracca
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Truly, good sir? You can guide us to Inspector Hildibrand!?
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Zombiea
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As surely as my rotting nose can lead me to fresh brains! Follow me, my friends!
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Cyr
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“One must remain vigilant for heresy, for it can manifest in myriad ways. 'Tis a vile, insidious sickness which must needs be burned out ere the infection takes hold.”
...Surely zombification would qualify, yes?
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Cyr
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Confound it, they've left us behind!
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Quest complete.
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