Kefka Palazzo/Dissidia (PSP)/Quotes

Dissidia
I'm gonna destroy EVERYTHING!

Ooh! A new plaything?

Toying with your prey is fun.

I'm not letting you go.

Piece-of-cake! &mdash; when HP is low

Turn about victory coming right up. &mdash; when HP is low

I'm gonna have to play rough! &mdash; when opponent is stronger

Looks like a durable toy... &mdash; when opponent is stronger

Do you think you can beat me? &mdash; when opponent is weaker

You're LOWER than lower than dirt! &mdash; when opponent is weaker

Dissidia 012
Oh... just some scum.

Not gonna let you die quickly...

Hm... where should I start?

Time to deal out the hurt!

Oooh, a new plaything!

Did you come to be destroyed? &mdash; when opponent is stronger

How long will you last? &mdash; when opponent is stronger

I have no use for you! &mdash; when HP is low

Now I can go crazy! &mdash; when HP is low

Come and get me!

Too late for tears now!

Destruction to ALL! &mdash; when fighting an opponent in a tournament battle.

Welcome to my one man show! &mdash; when fighting a second straight opponent in a tournament battle.

Your life's worth nothing. &mdash; when fighting an opponent in a round-robin party battle

There's the last lamb! &mdash; when last to fight in a round-robin battle

Dissidia
I hate guys like you the most. &mdash; Warrior of Light

You battle-obsessed nimrod! &mdash; Garland

Ewwwwwww... Aren't you hot? <BR>&mdash; Firion

You are less than worthless! <BR>&mdash; The Emperor

Time for your punishment, little one! <BR>&mdash; Onion Knight

Get lost, fossil. <BR>&mdash; Cloud of Darkness

Goody two-shoes. <BR>&mdash; Cecil

Completed your funeral arrangements? <BR>&mdash; Golbez

Let me take that load off your shoulders. <BR>&mdash; Bartz

Destruction without death? Bo-ring. <BR>&mdash; Exdeath

Time to come home to Papa. <BR>&mdash; Terra

Who's THAT handsome devil? <BR>&mdash; Kefka

Ahh, the smell of inexperience! <BR>&mdash; Cloud

Ehh, what IS it that you want? <BR>&mdash; Sephiroth

I see a poser! <BR>&mdash; Squall

How about you give me that power? <BR>&mdash; Ultimecia

One of us is not serious enough. <BR>&mdash; Zidane

I am not in the mood. <BR>&mdash; Kuja

Go back to the beach already. <BR>&mdash; Tidus

Meatheads, meatheads everywhere... <BR>&mdash; Jecht

Now you've got what it takes to destroy the world! <BR>&mdash; Shantotto

Just another loser... <BR>&mdash; Gabranth

The sweet scent of death! <BR>&mdash; Chaos

Dissidia 012
Don't go getting your eyebrows in a furrow. <BR>&mdash; Warrior of Light

Retire already if you're so tired. <BR>&mdash; Garland

Fields of flowers on the brain? <BR>&mdash; Firion

Look at who I get to mess with next! <BR>&mdash; The Emperor

It's time for children to go to bed. <BR>&mdash; Onion Knight

Let's bury this ancient relic back into the ground. <BR>&mdash; Cloud of Darkness

I hate half-baked cookies like you! <BR>&mdash; Cecil

Well, look who it is, the traitor. <BR>&mdash; Kain

The older one's half-baked too! <BR>&mdash; Golbez

Are you a traveling comedian? <BR>&mdash; Bartz

I'm... at a loss for words... <BR>&mdash; Exdeath

I can show you the way to hell. <BR>&mdash; Gilgamesh

I have no use for a rag doll. <BR>&mdash; Terra

Now that's what I call a true work of art! <BR>&mdash; Kefka

Mistaked tight-lipped for being cool? <BR>&mdash; Cloud

My, what a rude missy! <BR>&mdash; Tifa

You are dangerous on so many levels. <BR>&mdash; Sephiroth

You are sure talkative... in your head. <BR>&mdash; Squall

Would you look at this clown? <BR>&mdash; Laguna

Using time to get rid of those wrinkles? <BR>&mdash; Ultimecia

Gimme back my heart, please? <BR>&mdash; Zidane

Am I gonna see another hissy fit? <BR>&mdash; Kuja

Why don't you go hang ten? <BR>&mdash; Tidus

Would you summon the Destroyer? Pretty please? <BR>&mdash; Yuna

Look at what the cat dragged in. <BR>&mdash; Jecht

You're older than me? <BR>&mdash; Shantotto

Relax, just destroy everything! <BR>&mdash; Prishe

You can't... read between the lines? <BR>&mdash; Vaan

Want to go home with me, Fido? <BR>&mdash; Gabranth

A female swordsman? Unbearable. <BR>&mdash; Lightning

Power of discord? Don't mind if I do! <BR>&mdash; Chaos

Hehe. It's showtime! <BR>&mdash; Feral Chaos

Encounters: Story Specific
Treachery of the Gods: Stern Eyes Kefka: "You're about to learn why 'oppose' rhymes with 'dispose'!" Vaan: "Always happy to take out the trash!"

Treachery of the Gods: An Undocumented Battle Kefka: "Whaddaya say ya give me back that thing of mine you borrowed?" Vaan: "Why don't you try and take it?"

Light to All: The Chosen Path Kefka: "You were such an excellent puppet." Terra: "I won't let you destroy anymore!"

Light to All: Trust Kefka: "Ohhh, I'm not in the mood." Zidane: "Don't get cheeky with me!"

Light to All: Conclusion of the Cycle Kefka: "Destroy, destroy, destroy, DESTROY!" Terra: "Are you being tormented too?"

Battle
Freeze! <BR>&mdash; when using Twisty-Turny Blizzaga

Zappo! <BR>&mdash; when using Lickity-Split Thundaga

Dance, dance! <BR>&mdash; when using Zap-Trap Thundaga

You'll be well done! <BR>&mdash; when using Extra-Crispy Firaga

Take this! <BR>&mdash; when using Waggle-Wobbly Firaga

Come on, come on, come on! <BR>&mdash; when using Scatter Spray Blizzaga

Be careful! <BR>&mdash; when using Ultima

Don't mess with me! <BR>&mdash; when using Havoc Wing

This is gonna hurt! Did I get him? (Note, sometimes "This is gonna hurt!" is omitted) <BR>&mdash; when using Trine

Special delivery! <BR>&mdash; when using Hyperdrive (short charge)

What a rush! <BR>&mdash; when using Hyperdrive (long charge)

Whad'ya think of this? Does it hurt? DOES IT!? <BR>&mdash; when using Forsaken

Watch this! <BR>&mdash; when activating EX Mode

Be careful! Watch this... <BR>&mdash; when EX Burst begins

Whad'ya think of this? Come on, come on, come on! <BR>&mdash; when imperfect EX Burst is performed

It's filling me up! That was titillating... <BR>&mdash; with perfect EX Burst execution

Not gonna work! <BR>&mdash; when activating EX Revenge

Call for a clown? <BR>&mdash; when used as Assist

Inconceivable... <BR>&mdash; final blow

Sample Voices
NO!!

Whoa-hohohohohoho.

Hehehehehe.

Such magnificent power!

Don't you forget it!

Dissidia
Now, who'll be my next victim?

That was hardly worth destroying...

I can't stop laughing!

There's NOTHING I can't do!!!

Victory is MINE! <BR>&mdash; when HP is low

...heeheehee! <BR>&mdash; when HP is low

You are pathetic. <BR>&mdash; when opponent is stronger

&#42;hums Victory Fanfare&#42; <BR>&mdash; when opponent is stronger

Any last words? <BR>&mdash; when opponent is weaker

You get what you deserve! <BR>&mdash; when opponent is weaker

Dissidia 012
Maybe I was too strong?

This is why I can't stop!

Lick the dirt off my shoes!

Come back soon!

You're makin' me blush...

I am the BEST!

Hehe boy, I am hot!

It's fun to be nearly killed, huh? <BR>&mdash; when low on HP

Dissidia
Huh? Why am I not moving...?

Un-be-LEEEVE-able!

I hate, hate, hate, hate, HATE YOU!

Ohh...Poor, poor me...

We are NOT amused.

Graaah! I'll remember this!

Don't think you've won this! <BR>&mdash; when opponent is stronger

Huh? When did that happen? <BR>&mdash; when opponent is stronger

Critical failure! <BR>&mdash; when opponent is weaker

Ker-plunk. <BR>&mdash; when opponent is weaker

Dissidia 012
HA! How dull...

I WILL pay you back for this.

Huh? I can't move?

I'll pay you back... with interest.

You didn't have to get serious!

On the contrary! I was the one broken.

I'm sorry! Let me go...