Paine/Quotes

Beginning of a Battle
Bring it, punk.

Well, well, well.

Here comes the hurt.

This is your lucky day.

With Yuna
Paine: Come get some! Yuna: Paine gets all the good lines.

Paine: I got this! Yuna: Hey! I wanna fight, too!

Paine: All yours, Yuna. Yuna: Where are you going?

Yuna: Piece of cake? Paine: Where's the fun in that?

Yuna: Don't get careless. Paine: Who? Me?

With Rikku
Rikku: Doctor P. is in the house! Paine: Stop that.

Rikku: I could do this blindfolded. Paine: Go ahead.

Rikku: I'm gonna kick you in the spleen! Paine: Spleen?

Rikku: You're not getting away! Paine: Confident, huh?

Rikku: Oh, I need a nap. Paine: Maybe later. —Critical status

With Yuna and Rikku
Yuna: Gimme a Y! Rikku: Gimme an R! Paine: Gimme a break...

Rikku: Let's finish this lickity-split! Yuna: Think we can break our record? Paine: Let's just win.

Paine: Guess I'll take a break. Rikku: What?! Yuna: Hey, we need you.

Rikku: Think this will be hard? Paine: Only one way to find out. Yuna: Well, what are we waiting for?

Paine: Easy. Yuna: You really think so? Rikku: Less talk, more fight!

Yuna: Bring it! Rikku: She's sure getting into this. Paine: She's trying.

Chapter One
Move. —Fighting Goons or She-Goons in Luca during the first mission.

Them again? —Against Ormi, Logos, and Leblanc at Floating Ruins.

Hi there, creepy crawly. —Against Boris.

Chapter Two
You guys deserve a medal. —Against Logos, Ormi, and Fem-Goon on the Djose Highroad.

Fight! You have to! —Against Bahamut.

Chapter Four
Isn't this cute. —Against Zalamander.

Chapter Five
Yuna: Ready? Rikku: Let's kick some tail! Paine: You're on! —Against Vegnagun (Tail).

Paine: Leblanc never stood a chance against this thing. Rikku: Well, we've got a "leg" up on her. Yuna: Save the jokes for later. —Against Vegnagun (Leg), Node A, Node B, and Node C.

Yuna: It's so big. Rikku: Woohoo, no more climbing! Paine: Could you please focus? —Against Vegnagun, Right Bulwark, and Left Bulwark.

Yuna: Shuyin! Paine: It can't end like this. Rikku: I'm getting ticked off! —Against Vegnagun (Head), Right Redoubt, and Left Redoubt.

Rikku: You just don't get it, do you? Paine: It's no good, he's not listening. Yuna: Shuyin, please stop this! —Against Shuyin.

Changing Dresspheres
You're no challenge. Just target practice. So, who wants to be my first target? Wherever you go, my bullets will find you. You need some speed-holes. —After changing into Gunner.

This gun hungers for magic. Let's see what you've got. Everyone has a weakness and I'll find yours. Time for a fiend hunt! The magical mayhem begins. —After changing into Gun Mage.

I'm in a generous mood. Get ready for lots of presents with your name on them. I feel like splurging. What shall we mix up today? What I use, I intend to get back. —After changing into Alchemist.

I'm gonna carve you up. All I need is my sword. Don't bother blocking. —After changing into Warrior.

Hmm, I think this blade could use a new sheath. Any volunteers? I'm not picky about who I cut to pieces. Time for you to split. Don't get too close. —After changing into Samurai.

Darkness is my ally. Those who cross me shall know its wrath. The shadows will swiftly devour you. Sleep in the darkness. The night beckons. —After changing into Dark Knight.

No holding back now. It's all or nothing. Once the fire starts, there's no putting it out! If you're gonna bring it, bring it! Whatever it takes. —After changing into Berserker.

No holding back. If you can't keep up, stay off my dance floor. I'll take you places you've never been. So, all I have to do is sing and dance? I guess we can win this way, too. —After changing into Songstress.

Time to teach you a thing or two about black magic. The endless power of the world in my hands? Can't you just feel the magic? Fried or boiled? What will it be? —After changing into Black Mage.

I'll heal you if I have to, but don't get careless. You handle offense. I'll heal. You do the rest. I've got you covered. —After changing into White Mage.

Watch out. Items aren't the only thing I can steal. So much to steal, so little time... Your purse is looking a little heavy. Allow me to lighten your load. —After changing into Thief.

That look in your eyes. You'll serve me well. And now, the hunt begins. Have you sighted your prey? I'm counting on you. —After changing into Trainer.

Don't think it's just a game. Your life is on the line. Care to try your luck? So, what's your wager? Would you like to play a game? —After changing into Lady Luck.

I suppose it wouldn't hurt to have a little fun. —After changing into Festivalist.

This will be over before you know it. —After changing into Psychic

Don't. Say. A word. We're getting desperate. Don't judge a book by its cover. Laugh and I'll hurt you. —After changing into Mascot.

You have picked your last fight. Beg, vermin. What's that you say? You wanna get hurt? A nicer person might let you go. —After changing into Full Throttle.

General Commands
You had your chance to run.

I'm gonna miss you.

Worm.

Kiss me.

Shimete yaru! (Translation: I'm going to get you!) Sore! (Translation: Take this!) Ja na. (Translation: Bye.) —International/HD Remaster exclusives

Thief
Hand it over. I take what I want. Show me your goods. —Using Steal or Flimflam abilities

Items aren't all that can be stolen. —Using Flimflam abilities

Alms for the poor. Don't spend it all in one place. Thrift is for losers. —Using Spare Change/Bribe abilities

Warrior
This is the part where you get hurt. —Using Excalibur

Songstress
I hate this dressphere.

Black Mage
Allow me to burst your bubble. What goes around, comes around. —Casting MP Absorb

Burn! Smoking's bad for you. Ashes to ashes Light my fire. —When using fire-elemental magic.

Ice, ice, baby. Am I cold? —When using ice-elemental magic.

Searing light! Hmph. Shocking! Lightning flash, thunder crash! —When using lightning-elemental magic.

Hold your breath. Wake up. You could use a bath. —When using water-elemental magic.

White Mage
Perk up. Now. Alright. Let's finish this. Don't get carried away. —When using White Magic

Gun Mage
Guess what's coming next? I use what I have. —Using Blue Bullet.

Spill it. Knowing is half the battle. —Using Scan

Dark Knight
There's enough Paine to go around. No pain, no gain. —When using Darkness

Samurai
Keep your eye on the blade. I'll be taking your life now. —Using Zantetsu

Lady Luck
Don't write off the power of luck. Cross your fingers. The luck of the wicked. —Using Two Dice or Four Dice abilities

Festivalist
This is gonna hurt! Might as well have some fun. You know you want it! The party is just getting started. This'll be a good one. This is kinda fun. —Using Festivities abilities

Using Escape
Egh... Hrm. —Deals zero damage or misses

Killing Blow
Too easy.

Bye.

Victory
Child's play.

Did that hurt?

Another flawless victory.

Turned on?

Nice knowing you.

We've got bigger fish to fry.

Effortless.

That wasn't much fun.

Over already?

Well... that certainly wasn't dull. That was a workout. Guess I'm getting sloppy. Let's put that behind us. —Critical status

With Yuna
Yuna: We won! Paine: An empty win.

Paine & Yuna: All right!

With Rikku
Paine: Thank you. Rikku: Come again!

Defeat
I failed. How embarrassing.

So this is it?

You're... no pushover.

Changing Dresspheres
Who gets it first? —After changing into Gunner.

This is going to be easy. —After changing into Gun Mage.

I'm not holding anything back. —After changing to Alchemist.

I'll end this. —After changing into Warrior.

If it bleeds I can cut it. —After changing into Samurai.

I command the shadows. —After changing into Dark Knight.

You better stay out of my way. —After changing into Berserker.

You want me to sing? —After changing into Songstress.

Let me concentrate. —After changing into Black Mage.

Let's keep things steady. —After changing into White Mage.

I'll make this fast. —After changing into Thief.

Find something to hurt. —After changing into Trainer.

So the game begins. —After changing into Lady Luck.

Anything but this... —After changing into Mascot.

This might get a little out of hand. —After changing into Psychic.

Let's get to it! —After changing into Festivalist.

I really should change. Who has something to say? I can fight in anything. —After changing into any dressphere.

I never thought I'd wear this again. —After changing into a Leblanc Syndicate member.

Take care of this... All yours. Be my guest. —Before switching to another character.