Seymour Guado

This nigga was a motherfuckin' player who was from the game final who 7 3/4. he loved his bitches and was a stripper at the Devil never crye night club owned by sonic the mothfuckin hedgehog (hell yeah) and was a sworn enemy of the doctor and a sworn lover to his ultimate enemy, doctor octopus. once, when he was banging doctor oc, he shouted in ecstasy "i need to ejaculate the semen" before cumming everywhere. he was sort of a douche and did not take kindly to people calling him a douche, specifically sonic the mothafuckin headgehog (hell yeah). he was also a dickhole and expressed this whereever he felt neccnebfejfheiufnj. when he cums, its like a fucking jetplane that was launched from the holy fields of the jesus battlegrounds and ejaculation is fun so ya. now if anyone wants his services (sexual or otherwise) call seymour-is-yo-nigga-800.com but only if youre masturbating, he can sense that shit you know.only the smell of your cum will attract him. and be wary, when youre jerking off in your room or bathroom or wherever, he is probably hiding in the dark corners of the room, waiting for you to cum so he can clean up after you. so be careful when next you pull the pork, because it is likely, if you look hard enough, you will see seymour in the dark, waiting to swallow up your cum.