Mopingway

Mopingway, otherwise known as Namingway, is an enemy fought in the DS release of Final Fantasy IV. Distraught over his girlfriend's infidelity, Mopingway becomes angered when the player speaks to him and attacks them. However, he only uses physical attacks and has incredibly low HP. Thus, he can easily be slain with a single attack, but the battle still breaks Mopingway out of his self-pitying stupor nonetheless.